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  1. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Nice.

    Wish i could wear a flower in my hair. ๐Ÿ˜ก
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  2. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't know why they de-sexualized nurses in this country by putting them in ugly scrubs instead of the traditional nurses dress/uniform and black stockings.

    Bc they are supposed to save your life not give you cheap thrills as youre dying!
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  3. playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
    2 beers,
    2 weeks and 4 days ago.
  4. =



    Originally posted by tee hee hee Bc they are supposed to save your life not give you cheap thrills as youre dying!

    Well no, nurses are not supposed to save your life, doctors are. Nurses are there to give you meds, plump your pillow, give blanket baths and take your temp/blood pressure while pressing their body against you.

    There is no better medicine than a sexily dressed woman touching you up.

    The male nurses can go to hell btw...
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  5. Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson =





    Nurses are there to give you meds, plump your pillow, give blanket baths and take your temp/blood pressure while pressing their body against you.

    getting pretty intense up in here!
  6. I lived with/was engaged to a nurse for 5yrs back in jolly old England..she wore the traditional uniform and stockings...both at work... and at home...
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Teehee๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–

    Jigg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’–
    LOL@ whilst pressing their body against you

    Iโ€™ve come across more than a few like you @ work

    Wait..I gotta reword that :/

    LOL@ male nurses going to hell
  8. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson =





    Well no, nurses are not supposed to save your life, doctors are. Nurses are there to give you meds, plump your pillow, give blanket baths and take your temp/blood pressure while pressing their body against you.

    There is no better medicine than a sexily dressed woman touching you up.

    The male nurses can go to hell btw…

    The docs arent there 24/7.

    It's the nurses.





    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson =





    Well no, nurses are not supposed to save your life, doctors are. Nurses are there to give you meds, plump your pillow, give blanket baths and take your temp/blood pressure while pressing their body against you.

    There is no better medicine than a sexily dressed woman touching you up.

    The male nurses can go to hell btw…
  9. Originally posted by tee hee hee The docs arent there 24/7.

    It's the nurses.

    Well yes there is always a doc there...just as there are always nurses there.

    At least in first world countries...don't know about 3rd world ones like yours.

    If your life is so fragile though you'd be in ICU anyway...again where there are always doctors.
  10. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Ugh. Whatever. U morose broccoli smelling liver-spotted poohead.
    Eta: i hope u get a hangnail.
  11. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Nurses ๐Ÿ˜

    Fun to bang,but never date.

    Thereโ€™s a reason why 75% of the women on dating sites are nurses
  12. Originally posted by tee hee hee Ugh. Whatever. U morose broccoli smelling liver-spotted poohead.
    Eta: i hope u get a hangnail.

    Triggered.
  13. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Triggered.

    Youre oppressing me.
  14. Originally posted by Archer513 Nurses ๐Ÿ˜

    Fun to bang,but never date.

    Thereโ€™s a reason why 75% of the women on dating sites are nurses

    Yup...that nurse I lived with...for a year I actually lived with her at the hospital (it was a training hospital)...so I lived in here "cell" with 600 other nurses. Her room literally was like a prison cell, 12ft by 10ft maybe...600 of them all together with shared showers, restrooms, kitchen.

    Living there changed my perspective of nurses (and doctors) forever...they would party all night, the social room was where you went to buy drugs, the docs would come over on their break and fuck random nurses...I told my g/f "if I ever get sick please take me to another hospital"...to which she replied "why, do you think it would be any different there?"
  15. Rivotril Houston
    Books.
  16. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson yes, 97 out of 100 on the written test and 246 out of 250 on the shooting test for my license to carry…as well you know

    Fun fact: I also have a concealed weapons permit

    I believe I got the same scores, but I blame one of my misses on the fact that I got hit in the face with brass from another applicant's gunfire during the range test

    I always believed anyone should be able to buy a gun unless they had already proven themselves unfit to have one until I took my CWP class.

    There were a couple of people in there that shouldn't have been allowed anywhere near a car, but that now were walking around with concealed weapons because the test was too easy.
  17. It's not called concealed carry here in Texas anymore, just License to carry...you can conceal it or open carry here now.
  18. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Concealed only in SC
  19. Personally it seems a bit idiotic to me to open carry...might as well put a sign on your back saying "hey Mr bad guy! shoot me first!"
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup…that nurse I lived with…for a year I actually lived with her at the hospital (it was a training hospital)…so I lived in here "cell" with 600 other nurses. Her room literally was like a prison cell, 12ft by 10ft maybe…600 of them all together with shared showers, restrooms, kitchen.

    Living there changed my perspective of nurses (and doctors) forever…they would party all night, the social room was where you went to buy drugs, the docs would come over on their break and fuck random nurses…I told my g/f "if I ever get sick please take me to another hospital"…to which she replied "why, do you think it would be any different there?"

    Ummm.. well I donโ€™t know anyone who works side by side with a doctor who wanted to bang them
    More like bang them in the head

    Doctors are only hott on tv .. most are egomaniacs and know it alls
    I have no clue what kinda facility they were from ( your people mentioned) but maybe they were just horny people in general

    And Smh @ Archer where did you get that odd ass statistic ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‹
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