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  1. I eat McDonalds and meth
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  2. bling bling Dark Matter
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  3. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RestStop Remove my baseball cap and sunglasses revealing my blackout sclera contact lenses I use just for occasions just like this and look at her and say "Momma said life is like a box of chocolates; ya never know what ya gonna get."

    its life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop I figured it would only add to the "WTF" factor. I thought about saying "This is what you're all gonna become; you're all gonna die." Though it sounded too cliche.

    shoulda gone with...






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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop Remove my baseball cap and sunglasses revealing my blackout sclera contact lenses I use just for occasions just like this and look at her and say "Momma said life is like a box of chocolates; ya never know what ya gonna get."

    that was sounding cool as fuck until the bit where you quoted forest gump




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  6. Originally posted by RestStop I would bury my dick so far inside her not even the strength of a thousand king Arthurs could pull my mighty sword from her tiny slit.
    Love. Sex. Obsession.

    You ruined a good joke with poor delivery

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  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'd bath in her piss if it tasted like piss.
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  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RestStop If her pussy tastes like pepsi-cola then I'm going to be the new spokesperson for DIABETUS


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  9. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    You entertain me, though I'm not a true lurker (as in, I'm not unregistered). I consider myself to be more of a reserved contributor.

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  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop That nigga was pretty bad ass. I don't know if not killing anyone is commendable or reprehensible though. I'd definitely be tempted to smash some police cruisers myself if I was that enraged to customize a tank and go on a rampage like that. If I remember this guy correctly he did all of this because he couldn't get a zoning permit or something along those lines. Still my hats off to him.

    you're thinking of a different dude. the one you mentioned modified a D9 bulldozer with armor plate then went on a rampage. the irony is the dude used so much that the engine overheated.

    yea...zoning permit...but there was a lot more about other business dealings, and problems with the city elected officials. the one building he flattened was owned by a dude that pissed him off
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  11. Originally posted by RestStop I have just realized I have spent the entire past year completely blasted off of ice. Never felt better honestly.

    I feel bad for you, but also happy for you. Ignorance is bliss I guess.
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  12. Originally posted by RestStop Why do girls assume you'll help them just because they have a pussy? I mean it's even more insulting and yet comical when they have some old man that just got out of prison like you didn't even hint at the suggestion of liking them more than a casual friend you talk to every once in a blue moon but they ask people for favors/rides/money/generally any and every fucking thing like you two have been besties since kindergarten.

    I've been dealing with junkies and all around general pieces of shit for the past decade so it shouldn't surprise me but it somehow still does. I mean isn't it embarrassing to be 24+ and still have to ask people to buy you cigarettes? Does it not hurt your pride at least one bit that you don't have the means or transportation to take your obviously very sick toddler to a hospital?

    Is it not awkward to have to steal boots for your child from Walmart so they're feet don't freeze in the winter? Does it not suck to have to put up with your very obviously evil and racist and drunk grandfather because he's the only one that will allow your bitch ass inside his home? I suppose that's the beauty and escape drugs offer. Their power is what I would equate to being on a supernatural level. You can't defeat the beast that you love more than life itself and whatever faith you had of a bright future is lost. You're not beating the devil by going to church; you're just losing slowly.

    I love this post.

    My wife used to do all these things for me when I was a heroin addict.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop What was the name of that movie that had this old mirror that could manipulate camera and basically killed every owner? That movie was shit just can't think of the name of it…

    Your Mom: The Awakening
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  14. Originally posted by lantiqua87 I wish all the niggers in my hood would stop smoking crack and switch to this stuff. Maybe then they'd quit robbing their own mothers for drug money

    Agreed
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  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

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  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I would kill a nigger for some weed right now.

    I would kill a nigger just for the heck of it.
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  17. Originally posted by RestStop It's in the works.





    Yes FAM Yes.

    Wonderful (n_n")
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  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RestStop All my enemies are hardcore opiate addicts..I'll I'd have to do would be to give them heroin laced with fent and I'd destroy them all..perhaps accidently "forget" an 8 ball on their kitchen counter.

    You could likely get away with it pretty easily. I've read that there's a serious heroin/opioid epidemic going on, with deaths from overdoses possibly having increased manyfold, and there is a problem with H being laced with fent.

    Especially if you live in an area that already has a serious problem with this. When you take that into account, and all the drug material they would be bound to find a hardcore opioid addict's house, they would quickly just right it off as another junkie who overdosed.

    Honestly, if you didn't slip up and do something stupid, you could probably get away with killing every last one of them pretty easily.
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  19. Originally posted by RestStop She's cute but I agree that's definitely a teenager.

    She was Scottish, I believe. Her accent was hot as fuck.
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  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RestStop I usually don't but this was particularly gut busting .

    To be honest i just thought it was annoying, but different strokes i guess.
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