Posts by RestStop

1. 2018-03-14 at 7:47 AM UTC in Break glass in case of emergency (spam)
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Scron is on meth again.
2. 2018-03-14 at 7:36 AM UTC in Post a song that describes how you're feeling
   RestStop Space Nigga
3. 2018-03-14 at 7 AM UTC in Diatomaceous Earth anyone eat it?
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by benny vader i live in a 3rd world shitt hole and eat pork on a daily basis and never did once have buggs in my ass.

   
   Tragic.
4. 2018-03-14 at 6:57 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum I'm so sorry

   
   It's chill.
5. 2018-03-14 at 6:52 AM UTC in I just fapped in a warm shower while tired, high and drank AmA
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Did you cry during?
6. 2018-03-14 at 6:42 AM UTC in Who was your first rival?
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum When I was in third grade there was this immigrant Indian kid named Shabaz. There was a position called 'line leader' and for whatever reason it was very esteemed amongst my third grade class. Basically, you got it by being a good, well behaved student. It meant leading a line of kindergartners from the playground back to the classroom. After recess.
   
   That day was my day. But Shabaz had other plans. I got in my position to lead the kindergartners and Shabaz immediately confronts me. I told him it was my day to lead, so he pushed me. I punched him in the face and pushed him down a hill and he went crying to the teacher. I didn't get in any trouble because the teachers saw him provoke me. I was so worried about this being on my permanent record.
   
   As the years went on, Shabaz turned out to be a massive sexual deviant. He got kicked out of middle school for dry-humping a desk in class and in highschool he evidently drugged and raped a girl but the girl convinced her parents to drop the charges. Now he works at Mcdonalds, and has since 2010. I haven't been there since about then because he thinks he's my friend but I can't stand the guy.

   
   Shortly after typing this story §m£ÂgØL went on to accomplish every goal he set for himself and also came up with a cure for Lou Gehrig's disease, making him a millionaire and world star over night. Shabaz was hit by a drunk driver of an 18 wheeler while walking across the street to his McJob. As for me, well, I'm doin' well.
7. 2018-03-14 at 5:53 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Imagine pulling out and shooting a huge load all over her titties/that Louis Vuitton blanket!

   
   In my dream she says "No. Don't pull out baby. It's ok. You can go in me this time" then I wake up. Still in a world of darkness and despair.
8. 2018-03-13 at 6:21 PM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by benny vader hes also one of my biggest thanks contributor.
   
   now where else whould i get the thanks ???

   
   Agreed. He thanked me pretty generously as well.
9. 2018-03-13 at 6:06 PM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Zanick I don't know what that acronym represents, would someone care to fill me in?

   
   The Self Taught Man'd. Basically nuke your account..kinda like a Muslim kamikaze only not gay and smelling of shit.
10. 2018-03-13 at 5:03 PM UTC in lol this girl's name is antanae
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ My favorite porn search is 'deep african amateur gf teen blowjob white bf'

    
    It's true. That shit does ding! I also search for "Rob a nigga's bitch".
11. 2018-03-13 at 4:12 PM UTC in My sister is pregnant
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Are you sure it's yours?
12. 2018-03-13 at 3:18 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Lanny butter face mah dood

    
    I honestly think her messed up nose is kinda cute.
13. 2018-03-13 at 2:41 PM UTC in lol this girl's name is antanae
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Number13 Losheeka
    Maqauandra
    Mercedes
    Bilbo fucking baggins

    
    I know a black girl named Mercedes IRL. She gives blowjobs that makes me believe in God.
14. 2018-03-13 at 2:28 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    RestStop Space Nigga
    She's waiting for me on a beach in California :
    
    
15. 2018-03-13 at 2:10 PM UTC in Happy Nigger Month
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock thats like saying a turd pile looks better with a shoe print in it
    
    its still a turd pile

    
    Right. I'm going to agree with you there. It's just idk she's even more so horrific in the first picture. I think the Amish dress probably makes the whole visual in general worse too.
16. 2018-03-13 at 1:53 PM UTC in Happy Nigger Month
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock

    
    She honestly looks better in the latter pic. I mean she's still a douche either way but whatever.
17. 2018-03-13 at 1:24 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by aldra hug yourself, knees to chest, rock back and forth - 20 reps

    
    Yes. Might I add the real secret to this workout is doing this part in the shower.
18. 2018-03-13 at 1:19 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Please share your program. Im im the market for a different one.

    
    Sadly you don't have his magical autistic powers in order to fully utilize the program.
19. 2018-03-13 at 12:18 PM UTC in Treating my sister like the animal she is
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Bitches and shit.
20. 2018-03-13 at 10:03 AM UTC in hmm seems like i shut the dumbasses down
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Mah Nigga you do be goin' hard on this site.