Posts by RestStop

1. 2018-04-23 at 3:12 PM UTC in Talk me out of going to the strip club tonight
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Juicebox Just get some stimulants and watch porn for 12 hours
   
   You'll save $250

   
   This. This is quite possibly the most intelligent advice that I have yet to see on the entire history of this forum. SRS.
2. 2018-04-23 at 3:31 AM UTC in Which female artist is your muse?
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Lady GaGa.
3. 2018-04-23 at 12:28 AM UTC in Posters you would make sweet love to...
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Only if Tana Mongeau posts here.
4. 2018-04-22 at 11:34 PM UTC in Have you ever written somebody a sincere love letter?
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I once sent a fb message something to the effect of "I wanna fuck it, like we was in Nantucket" followed by her never speaking to me again.
5. 2018-04-22 at 7:46 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I'm 12 and what is this?
6. 2018-04-22 at 7:19 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Daily It's a 26 year old pornstar called Dillion Harper who has been gangbanged multiple times

   
   Nice. NOICE.
7. 2018-04-22 at 7:13 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I would say the girl isn't over 25 as a sure bet. Most likely though she's like 20.
8. 2018-04-22 at 7:05 PM UTC in Top Tier Drugs
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Clean meth with the legs on it. You be feelin so damn good.

   
   High end meth with the stank on it. Try to rob WE SMOOTH and me I'd advise you to think on it!
9. 2018-04-22 at 5:22 PM UTC in Does anybody else long for mania?
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I long for that techphetamine high I haven't experienced for the last 5 days. Though something tells me I'll be there within the next 72 hours ahaha.
10. 2018-04-22 at 5:16 PM UTC in what would you do with this shitty car?
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Slaynk Take it on one really long last road trip and junk it

    
    This, as the kids say, this.
11. 2018-04-22 at 5:13 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    RestStop Space Nigga
    About to go mow the lawn for the first time this year and I feel the need to wear a jacket in order to do so. #FirstWorldProblems
12. 2018-04-22 at 2:45 PM UTC in Dirty dog bitch whores
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I had a dream in the pool I was swimming through cash. Cuffin' while she fuckin' you niggaz goin' out sad.
13. 2018-04-22 at 2:37 PM UTC in When did they start calling eighths "half quarters"?
    RestStop Space Nigga
    They could just call the actual weight by name. Seems most logical. Three and a half grams coming up! Fucking cucks.
14. 2018-04-22 at 2:31 PM UTC in Should I give up my plan to emotionally destroy women?
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by NARCassist so if i started calling myself a frog, would that make me a frog?
    
    
    
    .

    
    I sexually identify as a shrimp boat captain.
15. 2018-04-22 at 12:18 AM UTC in I have 9 new girlfriends.
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Those bitches do be fly, son.
16. 2018-04-21 at 9:40 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    RestStop Space Nigga
    This shit does sing :
    
    
17. 2018-04-21 at 8:38 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by -mal- Hey RestStop, did you see this? I loved this.
    
    https://youtu.be/K6TGRxSHm3c

    
    omg what happened to her face?
18. 2018-04-21 at 8:03 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    RestStop Space Nigga
    This teasing slut knows she wants it...she knows it!!
    
    
19. 2018-04-21 at 7:41 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I get it out the mud.
20. 2018-04-21 at 5:03 PM UTC in im only attracted to autistic girls with blonde hair or black hair + blue eyes
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I prefer redbones but whateva tho.