2017-04-15 at 2:17 AM UTC
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So if you had enough drugs
Yeah probably with the power of meth I can do anything.
Mayday mayday, the meth lab is slowing burning. They think I'm stingy, but they don't know the feeling. Light skin bitches surround me, circling like vultures. They wanna break me and take away my tenths, TAKE AWAY MY TENTHS!
I don't know enough about you or your posting to feel any certain way but your avatar reminds me of a cross between young Leonidas and a retarded kid.
It is like a twinky, like a twinky, like a twinky.
Not sure if it was an article or a post but there was this guy who did some mirror in the creek voodoo shit and predicted major events that happened like a decade+ before they happened. I remember specifically he knew about Saddam hiding in a hole in the ground with XXX amount of cash with him. It was attributed to this omniscient dark orb that was actually the negative impact of having the mirror in the creek break or some shit. Weird as fuck fam.
2017-04-14 at 1:08 AM UTC
in
How do you think you'll die?
I will probably die in a violent/crime related way...I'm imagining a scenario involving meth and guns.
IDK FAM I guess binging from Last Monday morning - Friday Night on meth and being desperate enough to get my ex gf back Thursday night to bang.
Oh nigga Larry, quite contrary, 5 am slangin crack on the Ave. Honies and money his main motivation neither one he lacks. Oh nigga larry, see him pull up in a brand new Cadillac, police harass him but he just laughs. Oh nigga Larry, triple strapped in the trap, try to rob him he has reflexes like a cat. Oh nigga Larry, quite contrary, everytime he rests his head he thanks the god Lord above.
Oh nigga Larry, slangin shards on the ave, told himself one day money problems is one thing I won't have. Nigga Larry, heart of a lion and the courage of a thousand men, sendin his nieces and nephews to college even when he lived in a van.
I am seriously in bed or on meth...never anything else it seems. GF broke up with me...not sure if I'm gonna make it brahs.
2017-04-12 at 3:25 PM UTC
in
Everyone here should die
If only I were so lucky, Dear. If only I were so lucky.
2017-04-12 at 12:35 AM UTC
in
Is this the new totse
Okay so basically Totse had gay butt sex with a squirrel and that squirrel gave birth to this gay retarded fish named Zoklet. ZOklet had gay butt sex with this other gay fish and gave birth to this retarded monkey called Redfern and after a drunken gay butt sex orgy eventually this kid Lanny was born and he created this site.
2017-04-12 at 12:06 AM UTC
in
Derail me
Sometimes Brahs, I feel like crying. Sometimes Brahs, I feel like dying. Sometimes Brahs, I wonder why I'm trying. I wish a fountain of Pepsi could be my fountain sprang. Sometimes Brahs, I wish I could chill and do my own thing. In the end I am just a hat, just a hat, a hat.
..and bundy flavored latte is the most requested drink on the menu.
Yes. The trick is being able to drink it without disturbing it..how I don't know.
2017-04-11 at 10:53 PM UTC
in
So this is my life.
Well if I may make some general assumptions here...
You have shelter with(to at least some extent) control over burning up or freezing to death, a steady internet connection, at least cable TV, and if not power to purchase food and beverages at least access to them. Consider yourself living the life, Guy.
2017-04-03 at 9:14 AM UTC
in
Bamboozled
I would personally have to give something like this the creep factor. I'd probably go buy up a bunch of angel statues and place it somewhere he will easily see it everyday(in front of his car's driver side door, for example)and very very slowly make it slightly creepier each day(black roses in it's arms, "blood" crying from it's eyes,"He saved you" written on it's forehead) you know generally be a creepy ass fuck about it. Seems this would mess with him more than anything.
