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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Now he is a church
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Budweiser life

    Never forget 5/8

  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    Cucked in the dick! He was cucked in the the dick! Cucked in the dick! Cucked, cucked, cucked, cucked.....in the dick!
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'm gonna buy an 8 ball of meth and like cases of Arizona green tea and lock myself in my crawlspace for a month

    Have you ever tried G fuel? I wonder if it's beneficial mentally or otherwise during meth binges..
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Does pornography cause tachycardia normally? One of my friends has been complaining about this for a long time.

    But I was watching porn yesterday and it caused surprisingly strong tachycardia, but it's been such a long time since I've watched porn that I can't remember if this is normal or not

    Hell no...at least it shouldn't in a healthy individual.
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    I just want to bang redbones and snort crushed shards brahs...It's gonna be a cruel, cruel summer.
  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ What would your life be like if you didn't have shardini martinis to rely on? Or money at all?

    Hmm well without shards I guess I would probably have less associates so I suppose my social life wouldn't be as vast as it is. Surprisingly most of my friends are female and redbones so I think it's given me some type of upperhand and these friendships are maintained while sober I rarely partake in my drug of choice anymore maybe 3 days every two weeks and that's the higher end of my use.

    Without money well...I already know what that's like and it's pretty depressing to think about even still. When I had to work slave jobs it made me hate my life..when I was at work I was miserable and when I wasn't I was dreading returning so much I didn't nearly enjoy my time off as much as I should have.

    TL;DR - I would be lacking in friends and I'd hate my life.
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    I was going to say meth overdose but I bet that's horribly unpleasant. How about first inject me with pure speed, give me 20 minutes to listen to music, smoke a newport and then just inject me with whatever they use to kill deathrow inmates?
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice Sex is gross and retarded, I tend to dislike the vast majority of the female gender, bros tend to act stupid and annoying as hell especially when in groups, and alcohol is a shitty drug that I shouldn't even use because the medication I'm on could literally cause it to kill me of black out.

    Okay...if that's how you genuinely feel...well I tried.
  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    I definitely have more money than charisma. I wouldn't say I'm the most charismatic person on earth but I'm definitely extroverted probably because I'm a shard tard though.
  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Malice you probably just need to get laid and get some bros to go bar hopping on the weekends and stuff. Isolation especially not leaving the house will drive you insane itself add no affection or broship and I can see why you're fucked up in the head. No offense meant just trying to be straight with you.
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Apple IPhone what nigga trap on.
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    It's this exact line of thinking and mindset that keeps you where you are...
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Can you move weight?
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump That feel when not a boyfriend

    Thought you had thots?
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Butthole AND frog

    Yahweh!
    A butthole and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
    butthole asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
    frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The butthole
    says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

    The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
    the butthole stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
    paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
    but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

    Replies the butthole: "Its my nature..."
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sophie Don't ever talk to me again.


    I don't why I've always confused the two of you even though there's no similarities I can think of...
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    This nigga go hard AF FAMS

  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    So I ran into my ex girlfriend's ex husband's big sister the other day. Bit of background info my ex's uncle and I used to be best friend's before he got cancer and moved back to australia so before then we were banging his niece's sister in laws. INexplibably we started just smashin the sis in laws he with the older one and I with the younger one and we end up swapping(not literally well kinda) and we both end up serious with the sisters.

    I end up knocking up the older one and she ends up having a still born. Last summer I run into her at a gas station because I'm spun and literally lost trying to find this girls house I met off of some thrashy hookup site(the name escapes me..adult friend finder maybe?)anyways I run into the big sis her name is Stephanie btw and we agree to meet and catch up and just don't end up doing that probably because I'm so paranoid my phone number changes sometimes 3 times in 72 hours.

    Anyways Risir's tfw no gf thread reminded me of Stoya which in turn reminds me of Stephanie because my nigga Charles my ex kayla's cousin told me she looked like this pornstar named Stoya so I Tor that name on my Iphone and yep pretty damn close though Stoya is definitely sexier and pretty I think this repeated sighting and reminding of Stephanie is Nature's? way of telling me I should try to ake an effort at a serious thing with her idk I'm probably just overdue for a piece of ass and I remember the last time I went raw dog up in that it was literally so good I cried but like a baby would but silently with my eyes closed and tears of ecstasy so that's my mission within the next few weeks also need to cop a qp of shard just for the fun of it.
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    Let's see a pic of those Iphones plz..
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