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2017-06-27 at 12:35 AM UTC in Got my new phoneCool. Let us know what you like/dislike about it. I'm always looking for an extra phone you know paranoia and such.
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2017-06-27 at 12:33 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
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2017-06-26 at 11:05 PM UTC in you...you. Yeah youI could use some red phosphorus. Send me at least a pound plz kthxbai.
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2017-06-26 at 9:14 PM UTC in The 35 Edgiest Posters
Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant i wasnt born like this. im an adult. i just want to be a circle. like a pizza. i want to be a pizza. not an adult. not a square. not an edge. a circle has no edges or straight lines and that's really nice.
do u use discord? i want to yell at you. im very round and microwave and dishwasher safe.
This should be framed as a poem and put in a museum along with the most esoteric and thought provoking literary works of all time. -
2017-06-26 at 9:02 PM UTC in The 35 Edgiest PostersI guess the next question is who is the most "Edging" poster here?
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2017-06-26 at 8:59 PM UTC in I met Marco's Polo in RehabSo is Mash the new Scronaldo or.....?
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2017-06-26 at 8:32 PM UTC in How 2 sale drugs
Originally posted by RestStop That reminds me of my 8 meth commandments:
1. Never trust someone who's first name ends with an "A".
2. Don't fuck with a "Josh". Mothers who name their sons this are soulless whores by default; their sons worthless bastids.
3. Apple IPhone what a nigga shall trap on.
4. Drive a bigger/more powerful vehicle than anyone else you fuck with. Sounds counterproductive if most of your customers
are auto less but this rule has gotten me out of more shit than I care to remember.
5. "I'm in treatment and only do Subutec/Suboxone" = "I suck dick for heroin and will sell my mother for a dollar".
6. Thou shall not "finesse". This is for niggers; nuff said.
7. Your bitch betta be bad. Preferably redbone/native/brazilian. No reason for this just DO IT.
8. Make sure your chain and watch is indeed "litty".
Remember follow these 8 rules and you are on your way to livin' the escobar life. -
2017-06-26 at 8:29 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI'm hearing shooters load pistols while I'm brushing my teeth
I get so many death threats it's getting normal to me
But I bend don't break, I don't ask just take
Black gloves, black tape and I don't play nor pray
Wake up and take a piss, I hear 'em sharpening knives
Main focus every day is make it out here alive
Take a shower in my boots and go to sleep in my shoes
Last night I had a dream some killers ran in my room
Trying to be patient but nigga I can't wait
Only chance to kill my enemies and beat my case
So when they ask me how I feel about 'em
I can't say
You either with me, or against me
Or you in my way
I got a pack of hungry wolves and if I don't feed em
Then they might turn on me
Feel like I don't need em
I keep the best pedigree but hell I don't breed em
It's a lot of people scared of me and I can't blame 'em
They call me crazy so much, I think I'm starting to believe 'em
I did some things to some people that was down right evil
Is it karma coming back to me, so much drama
My own mama turned her back on me
And that's my mama
I lost three people close to me in one summer
Ten years later still don't know shot up my Hummer
But I bend I don't break, I don't ask I take
Black gloves and black tape, nigga it's my first day -
2017-06-26 at 10:37 AM UTC in Straight White Male: The Lowest Difficulty Setting There Is \ Why I have no sympathy for yall
Originally posted by Thug-Street I’ve been thinking of a way to explain to yall how life works for u, without invoking the dreaded word “privilege,” to which people like yall react like vampires being fed a garlic tart at high noon. It’s not that the word “privilege” is incorrect, it’s that it’s "not their word". When confronted with “privilege,” they fiddle with the word itself, and haul out the dictionaries and find every possible way to talk about the word but not any of the things the word signifies.
So, the challenge: how to get across the ideas bound up in the word “privilege,” in a way that your average straight white man will get, without freaking out about it?
Dudes. Imagine life here in the US — or indeed, pretty much anywhere in the Western world — is a massive role playing game, like World of Warcraft except appallingly mundane, where most quests involve the acquisition of money, cell phones and donuts, although not always at the same time. Let’s call it The Real World. You have installed The Real World on your computer and are about to start playing, but first you go to the settings tab to bind your keys, fiddle with your defaults, and choose the difficulty setting for the game. Got it?
Okay: In the role playing game known as The Real World, “Straight White Male” is the lowest difficulty setting there is.
This means that the default behaviors for almost all the non-player characters in the game are easier on you than they would be otherwise. The default barriers for completions of quests are lower. Your leveling-up thresholds come more quickly. You automatically gain entry to some parts of the map that others have to work for. The game is easier to play, automatically, and when you need help, by default it’s easier to get.
Now, once you’ve selected the “Straight White Male” difficulty setting, you still have to create a character, and how many points you get to start — and how they are apportioned — will make a difference. Initially the computer will tell you how many points you get and how they are divided up. If you start with 25 points, and your dump stat is wealth, well, then you may be kind of screwed. If you start with 250 points and your dump stat is charisma, well, then you’re probably fine. Be aware the computer makes it difficult to start with more than 30 points; people on higher difficulty settings generally start with even fewer than that.
As the game progresses, your goal is to gain points, apportion them wisely, and level up. If you start with fewer points and fewer of them in critical stat categories, or choose poorly regarding the skills you decide to level up on, then the game will still be difficult for you. But because you’re playing on the “Straight White Male” setting, gaining points and leveling up will still by default be easier, all other things being equal, than for another player using a higher difficulty setting.
Likewise, it’s certainly possible someone playing at a higher difficulty setting is progressing more quickly than you are, because they had more points initially given to them by the computer and/or their highest stats are wealth, intelligence and constitution and/or simply because they play the game better than you do. It doesn’t change the fact you are still playing on the lowest difficulty setting.
You can lose playing on the lowest difficulty setting. The lowest difficulty setting is still the easiest setting to win on. The player who plays on the “Gay Minority Female” setting? Hardcore.
And maybe at this point you say, hey, I like a challenge, I want to change my difficulty setting! Well, here’s the thing: In The Real World, you don’t unlock any rewards or receive any benefit for playing on higher difficulty settings. The game is just harder, and potentially a lot less fun. And you say, okay, but what if I want to replay the game later on a higher difficulty setting, just to see what it’s like? Well, here’s the other thing about The Real World: You only get to play it once. So why make it more difficult than it has to be? Your goal is to win the game, not make it difficult.
Oh, and one other thing. Remember when I said that you could choose your difficulty setting in The Real World? Well, I lied. In fact, the computer chooses the difficulty setting for you. You don’t get a choice; you just get what gets given to you at the start of the game, and then you have to deal with it.
So that’s “Straight White Male” for you in The Real World (and also, in the real world): The lowest difficulty setting there is. All things being equal, and even when they are not, if the computer — or life — assigns you the “Straight White Male” difficulty setting, then brother, you’ve caught a break.
Nigga you can't hang. Nigga you ain't gang. -
2017-06-26 at 9:38 AM UTC in Should I walk up to the corner and get some 211s in the moring?If you drink in short bursts with "cooling off" periods of two weeks or more why not spring a little extra for Budweiser/light?
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2017-06-26 at 5:41 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSReading a lot of self-diagnosed mental disorders on here has me looking at myself in the mirror lately(the past 25 minutes). I don't feel the need to stand out or be bigger, stronger, more clever etc...but I do have a need to be able to obtain things that are really hard to get(exceptionally pure and "good" drugs are the bulk of this example). I like to hear people say "Wait..this doesn't even make sense? How where/why were you able to get this?"
I guess I have the desire to be able to obtain things that are damn near impossible to obtain and have people be like "omg this nigga is on some Supernatural shit FAM" which does increase profits and people willing to put up with extra wait and so worth they otherwise wouldn't. IDK I guess it's just my faggy way of saying "OMG guiz plz think I'm special" -
2017-06-26 at 5:05 AM UTC in ITT: List things demented people do3.1. Become the Joker
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2017-06-26 at 3:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI knew a guy who did this exact same thing. He ended up serving like 6 years and another year was house arrest I think. His official charge was involuntary manslaughter if I remember correctly. He was one of my counselors in "drug court" he also slanged and used major amounts of heroin and is one my main sources of criminal inspiration. His name is Sean. TY Sean.
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2017-06-26 at 3:19 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!Is North Dakota expensive? $22 an hour here would be like the top manager of the whole place and I doubt they even make that here.
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2017-06-26 at 2:58 AM UTC in Best Quality Unlocked SmartPhone
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Yeah but they need a good case that absorbs shock and a screen protector. the glass on those things suck.. unless I got a gorilla glass and digitizer that was third party. which voids warrenty.. but I doubt the 4-5 year old model has one.
I might take that into consideration. is it 4.9 screen size?
I think it's a 4.4 screen but that's just off the top of my head..and surprisingly I've dropped the thing on concrete more times than I can remember those huge bulky wrap around cases are serious over kill. If anything get a "pro glass" brand screen protector the black/green package. When I bought my phone they offered a two year warranty for $50 but I was trying to get a deal so I said screw it.
I haven't had my phone a year and I feel I've got my moneys worth already. -
2017-06-26 at 2:51 AM UTC in Best Quality Unlocked SmartPhoneI use a IPhone 5S..I paid $150 for it last fall at Walmart. I saw them today on Ebay for like $112 and free shipping. I can honestly say its one hell of a phone for under $200.
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2017-06-26 at 2:45 AM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
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2017-06-26 at 2:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSMy death date is April 3rd, 2032. I will be 43 years old. Just a month shy of my 44th birthday.
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2017-06-26 at 2:35 AM UTC in A question regarding HANDLESNext time I'm dropping the kids off at the pool and someone rudely interrupts by calling I'm going to answer by saying "I got a handle on things".
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2017-06-26 at 1:49 AM UTC in Fuck I want to drive a pick-up through Mahattan, AZ , or somethingDriving through AZ is aesthetic as fuck. My very first shard plug was a Mexican who lived/operated in Scottsdale. I'd definitely recommend driving through there and anywhere else in AZ. Dodge Ram preferably, Chevrolet optional, and for all you "Ford" people kill yourselves faggots.
