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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
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    I didn't know they still made those. I remember my first gf had a pair or two and I haven't seen her since like..2009..2008 maybe even..haven't seen the pants since then either.
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack To this day Crouton is the foulest shit I ever invested, I don't know how people put up with eating grams and grams if it for weak opioid buzzes.

    I'm pretty sure if you told people that cat shit contained trace amounts of codeine you'd have fiends digging into big bowl if it with a spoon on the off chance they might catch a slight effect from it.

    This is mostly why I've never bought any and attempted it. I guess probably because I think even uncut heroin and original formula Oxycontin 80's are a boring as fuck buzz too. I've been told bath salts are "kinda like" meth but I have very serious doubts about that and I probably get the real shit cheaper than whatever they're selling that stuff for anyways.
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    My urine/toilet smells like pure vinegar. I've come to the conclusion that either it means A. Aliens have invaded Poland B. Bin Laden is still alive or C. I have rapid dementia.
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ You're like a cloud, dumb.

    Owned!
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Time to breakout my most accomplished literary piece once more...

    There once was a man named Bill the cat and all his wife did was fuss. Until one day a big dick trill nigga mounted his wife and said "cucked". So Bill decided to hang himself and so his wimpy dick dangled until the reaper showed up and said "Boy, you're fucked."

    Post last edited by RestStop at 2017-06-30T23:55:36.899783+00:00
  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually a lot of skinny girls like beta fat-males, its progressive.

    This is true. Reminded me of this video. I actually know this guy IRL he's a trill ass nigga. I don't agree with everything he says but he makes some good points.

  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by RisiR † Don't forget to adjust the collar of your shirt repeatedly. Possibly hold it while you speak.

    Real recognize real.

    This nigga go hard AF FAM.
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack You niggers are too paranoid. Lay off the ice.

    Well I offered Katy Perry a generous amount to ask if anyone had any ice at her next concert. Lil' Wayne said he would consider it if I considered sharing it.
  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by benny vader ya, very master indeed.


    That's sad because she looks like she WAS attractive a millisecond before the beheading. I'm usually not into Asian girls but she looked like she was the bees knees. Sad FAMS. Sad.
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    LOL
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ An African American individual that I was conversing with last evening referred to it as 'Go fast,' which is pretty similar to the names you mentioned, though I had never heard that, but certainly understood the reference.

    When I purchase tech on the streets I like to keep things proper so I always make a loud and concise declaration that I am there to purchase crystal methamphetamine, and stating the exact amount I'd like to purchase and the exact amount I'm able to pay in order to make the transaction of my paper money in exchange for a specified amount of, as I said, crystal methamphetamine. Of course I make sure to introduce myself beforehand and insist my counterpart do the same.

    Noice Noice. I almost exclusively use a oak podium in the center of the town square with a PA system and a baker's dozen of soprano singer's echoing my own voice but ya know different strokes for different folks.
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock suck a dick, dicksucker.

    lol triggered!
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ I just decided techno is the new name for meth.

    "Go", "Stay up"; the most popular names here...
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Hot as shit. Like 85+. No clouds, no wind and humid AF. I love the relief I get when it's like this out and I climb up into the luxurious cab of my truck and blast the A/C. It's as if I've conquered something and then I'm being rewarded. Yeah I'm pretty weird TBH FAM.
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    No clue really. I feel like I should have some knowledge on this but I don't. Bad cuts/impurities maybe...using the last of whatever vitamin X stores when this happens you get all tired/dizzy which that's just my experience it well could have way different symptoms in other people I'd get a multi along with some magnesium and potassium tabs just to be safe if you're going to be doing this stuff it's a good idea anyways.
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Bottom right hand corner..2636..take away the 6's = 23. 344 -321 = 23 , 67638 - 67615 = TWENTY THREE!
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ I'll repeat the cringe meme.

    "We care about your life until you're born, then TAKE CARE OF YOUR GODDAMN SELF!"

    That reminds me...my Brazilian centerfold wife and I just came home from the hospital yesterday morning after her giving birth to a healthy baby boy...when should I start charging him rent? I feel he owes back pay for living in my wife rent free for 9 months but she disagrees.
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ I would go to this if

    A) I drank a few ales beforehand

    B) I was hungry

    C) I liked my second cousin

    I've been sober for quite a few days so my appetite is "healthy" so I'll be hungry for some insanely unhealthy hot ass chicken wings and I haven't talked to the little nigga a day in his life I saw that nigga at Christmas but he was being an attention whore and not speaking to anyone(infants amirite?)
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    My second cousin is having his 2nd birthday at 5 today at Buffalo Wild Wings. I'll probably go for the free food because I'm a whore and it gives me a reason to well..get free food.
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