Posts by RestStop

1. 2017-10-20 at 9:32 PM UTC in The Poetry Thread
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Many dreams dead and gone,
   wish I could catch em,
   Many friends dead and gone
   wish I could save em.
   
   There's no save haven for me,
   all my enemies lord bless em.
   Explodin' my weapon, like a class
   A felon. My boys are demons, nothin
   you can tell em.
   
   Through the havoc and parties
   will I live to see a brighter day,
   asked the paster, he said I'm so
   far gone, there is no way.
2. 2017-10-20 at 7:42 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I wonder how traceable mini bags are? Like blue 1x1 apple baggies. My friend thinks this could get one caught but I disagree.
3. 2017-10-20 at 7:33 PM UTC in Get rid of benny vader
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Ehh I say let him stay. He makes me laugh at times.
4. 2017-10-20 at 7:32 PM UTC in badass concert of doom
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Noice. Noice. Did you manage to cop your drug of choice?
5. 2017-10-20 at 7:17 PM UTC in The Poetry Thread
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I am a thug, graduated to plug.
   Though my Hemi runs strong,
   and my shards are clear,
   I feel death is imminent and near.
   
   So I will silently shoot dice
   and sell ice with hookers and drug dealers,
   my life will end by the hands of thug niggaz.
   In the end I am just a thug, just a thug, a thug.
6. 2017-10-20 at 6:35 PM UTC in Anyone here ever been married before?
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I am the king of my own kingdom.
   The only population is number one.
   I hold the key to my own freedom.
   But there are many miles to go down the open road.
7. 2017-10-20 at 6:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by just one more mongol go on tinybltc i have a lil suprise 4 u :-^)

   
   Are you my first gf Jenna? I wondered when that piece of shit would show up.
8. 2017-10-20 at 6:20 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   RestStop Space Nigga
   This site's obsession with mmQ and his cat is a little unsettling.
9. 2017-10-20 at 4:39 AM UTC in One delusion that won't go away
   RestStop Space Nigga
   It's probably just a ghost in the new room you sleep in getting scared every time you move so that's the noise you hear. Sounds like you got a gay ghost tbh fam.
10. 2017-10-20 at 4:31 AM UTC in Impaired lady drives away from accident she caused in her damaged vehicle, gets chased
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Serves her roight propa.
11. 2017-10-20 at 4:29 AM UTC in THE ONE TRUE RETARDED THREAD
    RestStop Space Nigga
    ^ that nigga is ugly AF fam.
12. 2017-10-20 at 4:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by just one more mongol i fapped to dog shit at my brother's funeral

    
    More like the dog fapped to your shit.
13. 2017-10-20 at 4:25 AM UTC in Just put 2 racks of ribs in to brine
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I make over baked, then pan seared ribs. Just put them in to brine.
    
    Tomorrow morning, I'mma take em out of the brine apply my rub.
    
    My rub recipe can be described thus:
    
    - 3 tbsp brown sugar
    - 2 tbsp salt
    - 1.5 tbsp ground pepper
    - 2 tbsp cayenne pepper
    - 1/2 tbsp red pepper flakes
    - 1/2 tbsp garlic powder
    - 1/2 tbsp old bay seasoning
    
    ezpz simple pimple.
    
    Will update you tomorrowooowowowowowowo

    
    
14. 2017-10-20 at 4:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by just one more mongol smoke tech on bundy

    
    Been there. Done that. I wound up driving like 50+ mpg through town with a hooker and ended up dropping her off at her bf's cousins apartment.
15. 2017-10-20 at 4:08 AM UTC in THE ONE TRUE RETARDED THREAD
    RestStop Space Nigga
    So I just started dating this one girl from the community college and she lives with/is super close with her uncle. He is sending me flirty messages and texts what do I do?
16. 2017-10-20 at 4:01 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I would make a 500 million dollar salt truck that was completely industructable that went around shitting out little .2-.8 shards of pure meth and if some cop or hostile mom or dad or any faggot in general came up to it this mechanical hand would reach out and pop them in the nuts/pussy. If a kid came up to it it would hand them a strawberry watermelon Gatorade or a vanilla/chocolate ice cream cone along with a jaunty "Have a nice day fam" in the voice of young jeezy.
17. 2017-10-20 at 3:49 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I wish I had one billion shards to my name. That shit would be litty AF fam.
18. 2017-10-20 at 3:29 AM UTC in William shatner is a terrible actor
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Thought that William Shatner mask went hard on all those Halloween movies.
19. 2017-10-20 at 3:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Doesn't have to be cash you earn. Respect, love, friends, peace. I am here to inform you the world is your oyster, Fam.
20. 2017-10-20 at 3:05 AM UTC in The Poetry Thread
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I missed you all these days.
    So many drugs and women to wash
    away the pain.
    
    So I asked the devil what I could
    pay, to be back with you just for
    a few days. He said "well Ol' boy,
    I guess your soul forever what foot
    the bill just okay."
    
    So I sold it and now I've been here
    waiting alone for the past 3,000 days.