Posts by RestStop

1. 2018-01-02 at 3:14 PM UTC in I spent the day in bed..
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I've been up and down since a little before new years day...mostly only long enough to browse on here and finish a cigarette/Gatorade...Tis the life brahs..this the life.
2. 2018-01-02 at 11:36 AM UTC in Do older women (35 - 40 years old) wanting to fuck me mean anything?
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Older sluts probably just love young dick.
3. 2018-01-02 at 11:32 AM UTC in Look at the threads you made in 2016. Have you changed much since then?
   RestStop Space Nigga
   IDK that post seems lit af fam.
4. 2018-01-02 at 11:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by NARCassist she cute
   
   
   
   
   
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   I would bury my dick so far up her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur.
5. 2017-12-28 at 11:09 AM UTC in I am genuinely looking forward to the Roseanne revival.
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I don't get how they could pull that off..did you see the ending? It was pretty nuts.
6. 2017-12-23 at 10:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 No. whiskey and vodka have different buzzes, but the buzz doesn't really seem to change between brands

   
   True. Less of a hangover and a lot of people have this misconception that smoother liquors get them drunk faster which is kind of true but in reality they're just easier to drink thus getting them shit faced faster.
7. 2017-12-23 at 9:07 AM UTC in Morten Gensburg
   RestStop Space Nigga
   First you must become a thug. Then you must become the plug, then my son, you will have all the answers you seek.
8. 2017-12-23 at 8:50 AM UTC in Pizza and Root Beer
   RestStop Space Nigga
   That kid in the last gif looks like he's about to be molested by several men. I shouldn't laugh at that thought but I did. Shame on me.
9. 2017-12-23 at 8:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Lanny Yee, Bailey's is pretty gross on it's own. Wild Turkey 101 is a good bourbon to have on its own, goes great in a sour.
   
   Beefeater, dry vermouth, and some decent olives (not that shit that comes out of a can) make for a good low-cost martini if you want to try a classic.

   
   Whiskey sours are the shit, the first time I made one was with Wild Turkey otherwise I don't care for the stuff it's not a bourbon I would enjoy straight though I prefer Knob Creek for that.
10. 2017-12-23 at 8:42 AM UTC in Explain Why jedis Are Bad
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by benny vader HERE :
    
    http://mashable.com/2017/12/22/how-to-replace-your-iphone-battery/
    
    fucking jedi clicked baited tens of thousands into clicking a how to that provides nothing to how to to the people who clicked it.
    
    the people who run that site need to be charlie hebdoed.

    
    Sounds like "Top 5" on youtube. "Top 5 scariest monsters caught on tape!" followed by nothing related to the title for 10 minutes. Faggots!
11. 2017-12-23 at 8:37 AM UTC in Fuck UPS, Sissy Bottom Bitches
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock jesus fuck…its currently 9:15pm and im still waiting for a delivery from UPS that is supposed to happen today.

    
    The cutoff was the 20th to get it by christmas...which is kind of a dumb promise because they don't work sunday or monday so it's basically Saturday(today) or it's going to be late as fuck.
12. 2017-12-23 at 12:11 AM UTC in I'm pregnant again
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by NARCassist well i'm all for it. i like working girls, they're pretty cool in my book.
    
    
    
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    Same. My ex gf Kayla would sell her ass on the regular especially when I was in jail/prison...I think it shows initiative if anything.
13. 2017-12-22 at 9:18 PM UTC in Dark Matter
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mashlehash Stuff? Discharge? Have you been in the bathroom stall a lot lately?
    
    I mean, it's okay to suck a dick at the glory hole.
    
    I don't judge

    
    LOL.
14. 2017-12-22 at 9:13 PM UTC in Dark Matter
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I think it refers to the stuff that comes out of your bum, hun.
15. 2017-12-22 at 7:46 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Ughhh...I will be sipping shardini martini by 9 am tomorrow morning. Hopefully I can pull my act together before I have to have christmas dinner sunday with my entire close and distant family members FUARRRKK!
16. 2017-12-22 at 7:27 PM UTC in It's true what they say about your mom
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Beretta 9mm goes hard fam.
17. 2017-12-22 at 7:26 PM UTC in horror movie script im writing, need some advice
    RestStop Space Nigga
    That Hikko guy seems awfully scrony.
18. 2017-12-22 at 5:33 PM UTC in Is your highschool yearbook pic bad?
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by benny vader so your safety word is ''my bond''
    
    got it.
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    My safety word is "harder" :)
19. 2017-12-22 at 5:14 PM UTC in There is no pleasing niggers
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You cant wash the gut bugs that crawl up your weiner making you feel closer and like minded to your partner

    
    And that is how infinity knew he had aids.
20. 2017-12-22 at 2:54 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I put the money in the ground like a nigga Frank Lucas.