Ehh..I'd put it in her pooper I guess.
2018-01-07 at 9:39 PM UTC
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My homemade TESTLA powerball
I don't get what it does/is supposed to do...
LOL had to google what TF this medication actually was...no surprise Sploo thinks it's somehow possible to get a heroin type buzz from anti-diarrhea medicine. Hey Bro you should try to go kill a Grizzly Bear with a shotgun loaded with bird shot. Report back to us asap.
2018-01-07 at 9:27 PM UTC
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I'm just that kind of person
What the fuck I'm sayin', you know I'm the type of nigga that's gonna fuck a ho, send her to the store, pull off on her. You know, bitch said I had a baby on the way, I told her we gon' see on Labor Day. I ain't gonna drop a bitch off until she stay on the spray away. Ayy, when these hoes gonna pull up for all of us? Yeah you get what I'm saying, you wanna marry 'em, you gotta marry my niggas, fuck you mean? Tell that bitch I said shut the fuck up, sit down, and pour up.
Redbones really aren't red but light brown.
I always wondered what shitting in someone else's ass was like. I think that should be a band name..."And here the act you've all been waiting for..hailing all the way from Los Angeles, California *drum roll* "Shitting...IN...REVERSE!"
Who is this Lanny character and why does he seem to causing so much mischief and grief?
Tell that bitch I said shut the fuck up, sit down, and pour up.
Think it's time for some niqqa liqqa *Po's*
I know ice and redbones exist. That's all I need to know. The two things that make me feel best/good. I have no use to ponder such other pedantic things such as God or the afterlife.
I'm the type of nigga to be shardin' hard for a month straight while ingesting nothing but 100% clean foods then eating nothing but junk food while sober. It's a vicious cycle(well, not really).
2018-01-07 at 8:22 AM UTC
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PLAYING WITH FIRE
I may or may not have made several hundred thousand dollars in the course of arsonist for hire in my late teens/early twenties.