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Posts by Mud Hole Mania

  1. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I kept an undercover security guard busy by walking a store putting things in my pocket, taking them out, moving shit around and acting sketchy.

    Funny. yet, clearly you wouldn't try this in Saudi Arabia. or you would only try it once. you could only attempt to try it again with hooks
  2. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're first mistake of course is worrying about how much money you've made today instead of how many lives you have touched positively today.

    that could be an honourable thing or very illegal and frowned upon in Prison, depending on the context of this reply
  3. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You should make your own shrunken heads

    scientist today are still baffled how those primative people did this.

    I would make shrunken heads out of sharks and put them on keychains
  4. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol they wont rent you a room if you dont pay upfront at the marriot

    Not true, they put a hold on a card though. 200 over price of room, dollars per night. in case you chose to do anything else like order food or raid the fridge or Go0sies forbid, break a TV cause you feelin like a rock star.
  5. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You need a hobby

    Like collecting shrunken heads and other antique'ish things
  6. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    I hope the porn is better
  7. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    As you can see I'm bored and it's my day off.

    I promised my friend I would rent Rocket Man for her and watch it with her. but it's a musical fantasy more than a Bio on Elton John. like watching Cats or Hair. even though Hair was pretty good.

    anyone see it yet? was it decent? most likely not a film for guys.. at least str8 men..i suppose.

    that wasn't very PC of me
  8. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Our summer is coming soon. being Late summer, early fall.

    that's when San Francisco heats up. pushes the fog way out. My Moobs are sweaty right now. this weekend it's supposed to heat up

    I have to drink lots of water. I sweat lots. lifting boxes up old ass apartments without working elevators when it's like 90 fucking degrees inside. 5-6 flights of stairs. wish i had one of them electric hand trucks with the three wheels like a tank track. but they're pretty slow from what I heard. even if they do work pretty good.

    Winter is probably the most comfortable time in the bay area. 60s and dry
  9. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who told you that?

    On the news.. bush and the FAA were talking about even small planes would be stolen from small airports and possibly filled with fuel and even biological stuff like Anthrax and released into the air or flown into buildings with gasoline in barrels on board.

    a week or two later, Anthrax was being sent through the mail and killed like 5-6 postal workers and ended up at the offices of congress people

    and the day after 9/11 (or the following day) we had planes over out house. doing acrobatic shit. barrel rolls. "loopty loops". I have a video of it. I'v posted it many times before.
  10. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Period Blood Vegetarian hamburgers are a satanic plot to change human DNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The aliens don't want to taste other animal protein in us when they take over and make us cattle. they love the taste of pure human flesh.
  11. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Thats a lie.
    You use to call me all the time at work and sneak off to the bathroom to send me nudes.

    I got pics of you at work with your stethoscope around your neck and your titties out.
    You are a nurse at a nursing home.
    I been in a nursing home and visited a few others.
    It's just a bunch of fat pathetic nigger nurses who ignore their patients and instead post dumb shit on fb and snapchat.

    WTF you little turd. Why are you ratting her out like this?

    and how are you being racist like this when your friend is black? the one who bought you a house warming gift.

    stop being a piece of shit. a "nigger" is a misinterpretation of a french slang for dark or black. I believe Niqqar was the word.

    it was mispronounced by a bunch of back-water folks in the deep south. Most likely out of the Louisiana territory . the word in itself is ignorant because it wasn't pronounce properly by Anglo in the first place.

    it could in fact mean Ignorant which you're being right now. you're the Nigger. a Monotone speaking nigger-head who nearly got his lip chewed off by a dog while you were doing niggery-redneckish shit.
  12. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Ur just a pussy who is afraid to be a man, & drink.

    Drinking alone is sad. it's the lowest point in a persons life.. well that and becoming homeless
  13. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 I would go to Area 51, steal their alien flying saucer, fly to pick up friends, family and loved ones and take a trip to infinity…and beyond!

    I would love to see you refuel off the Sun.. like they captured on camera.
  14. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung He doesn't need a history lessen, bro. Just tell him no.👍

    "no" what???
  15. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by park police Yeah, alcohol makes me tired too. Fuck that stuff.

    It was fun in your 20s if you didn't over-due it.

    Night Clubs was fun.
  16. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano That's too much money for gas too, shit. I paid like $16 yesterday for a full 8.5 hours probably. Course I don't buy my gas in Bay Area and I drive a Civic

    I drove a civic too. I had a 2014 and then a 2016 after my Lease was up.

    the 2016 was bad ass.. it only had a straight 4 but I liked the way the sway back lights on it. looks kind of like a small Dodge Charger. but 2017 they went back to the older box style.

    2016 Civics will most likely be a collector car in 20 years. keep it as mint as possible if you own one.

    Gas in San Francisco is at 3.60 regular per gallon and about 2.50 nation wide. so yeah, it's why I spend so much. It sucks and is unfair but the weather out here is said to be the best in the nation.
  17. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Diet Piano, I appreciate the kind words but I don't drink alcohol. I had a couple of drinks in NYC a few months back and a Beer in Vegas a few nights later but I stopped drinking for an entire 5 years or more prior to that and haven’t drank since.

    It just makes me tired and it doesn't mix well with my meds.
  18. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Auto Terret destroys asteroids but rain down bacteria which humans were not imunned to killing off the worlds population.

    during the next great evolution of Cacaroahes, scientist among them find the one remaining human being left in tact with skin and hair inside an iceberg. they marvelled at it's perfect preservation and advance science of their was able to brig it back to life.

    I ruled the CacaRoach people. I am king of the Cacaroaches.
  19. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    I love the stack of bed pillows they have .. you can get lost in them.

    Try making a fortress out of them and hiding inside of them
  20. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra burn down the bunkers

    Stay away from my iceberg you heathen
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