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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Don't use burner apps for illegal shit lmao.
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  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby why?

    Because there's a better victim right here and it's you.
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    History of Sploo = TOTSE Museum of Bad Decisions
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    Hornace
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL And then have an $86 charge for an online male hooker appear on my phone bill? No, thanks!

    I only text Americans. Shut the fuck up Canadian faggot.
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  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Go on…

    He won't because SpectraL is a titanic homosexual. How are you gonna get a prepaid master card? How are you gonna safely use it at Walmart, make fake plastic and buy money orders? Enjoy federal pound me in the ass prison faggot.
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    Cashing out BTC is a simple matter of bouncing it around to a legit account on coonbase or smth. Or use it to buy drugs and flip them. Or whatever.

    Simple fact is that OP is a homosexual and has no good strategy for CC cashout because all the good loopholes are closed. And if someone had a good method, they would go online, buy A shitload of stolen fullz and clean everyone out before they told a soul. Even if you just park that money in BTC, you can draw on it for the rest of your life gradually with local cash BTC sales and pay for your gas and lunches and shit in cash virtually forever.
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  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra I have a sploo folder on my laptop

    Release the logs
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    True fax. I almost anthropomorphize everything in a sense. I have an animist sense of "soul". It's completely irrational. I grow attachments to things in a human sense. For example my current EDC multitool has been an indispensable partner for over 2 years. It has helped me in multiple binds of different natures over those two years and been a reliable friend. If it got lost, I would search for it for way more time than it is worth to me. I could get another one in a blink and it wouldn't tickle. But it's not the same. It's not my reliable old friend. It's not the screwdriver buddy that helped me out when my bike got fucked in the woods. It's not the wire cutter I used to prepare lines for fishing with my dad. It's not the pliers that took those hooks out of the fish, it's not the knife that slitted them for gutting. It's as good in function but... It's not the same.
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    I was looking at an Altoids tin sitting on my balcony table today. I kept it so I could keep dabs in it on butcher paper. I haven't done dabs in months.

    Life is not going to last forever. I think collection is anathema to our true nature. A futile whimper in the face of impermanence. If one will form a collection, it must be for the benefit of others, not themselves. Other than that it is folly. I look around my home at thousands of dollars in wasted money, excess for a heart that yearned to be whole and filled its gaps with things that didn't fit. What am I going to take with me? How much of it do I use even once a year?


    I realized I wouldn't mind just dropping my apartment and leaving. I don't really want almost anything in here. I have it but it doesn't make me happy. It's a symbol of my discontent and my failure to contest it.

    I'm going to stop buying things I don't need and if I do, I'm going to start throwing or giving them away.

    I do t want anything I don't need.
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  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What about meeting up at Dakota Fanning?

    lame and gay
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    I mean the existence or nonexistence of South Dakota is literally irrelevant to my life. If the entire state evaporated and everyone forgot about it and it was replaced with a huge lake it would make 0 difference.
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    If homosexuality was illegal hiki would be in gaol because he's a huge faggot
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  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Calm down guys, the only thing I murdered was spectral's mom's pussy

    Lame, uncreative schtick.

    Yeah just like the one you gave my mom last night. And unlike the one I raped your entire family with this morning nigger retard.
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    Also I'll stimulate his prostate to make him gay
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  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Jesus was kind and soft spoken. Rude, mean Christians try to slander his character by associating him with their conduct.

    If I had to torture Jesus today, I would feel bad about it but if I'm say Pilate Trump and that's the task I must do, I will do it well. I assume I will be allowed to assemble a team, so I'd get a medical team to keep him alive.

    A mirror will be mounted above the table to which you are strapped. You will watch me deliver you unto hellfire. Forgive me as I sin.

    First you will be administered 2g of liquid LSD and a low dose of Viagra.

    Then I will carefully shatter every bone in your body. I will start with the easy ones, digits, joints, the tiny ones in your feet and your hands individually. My surgeons will make sure you don't die from the toxicity of the crushing trauma, or bleeding. We will keep lots of blood transfusions ready for you. You won't bleed out. You won't be allowed to sleep either. Electrodes in your skin will directly stimulate your pain response. There is no more pain than that possible, on a physical level. You won't pass out for the same reason. It'll be extremely low power, but your nerves will feel the hellfire you threaten. You won't be harmed. Physically. We also know how to stimulate wakefulness. Oh you will suffer. And it will not be a short term endeavour. I will shatter the larger bones with a small hammer, precisely and with deliberation so as to crush them inside you. I will inject your brain with a cancer by going under your eyelids. I will cultivate it like a garden and accelerate its growth.

    All the while, I will slaughter one of your friends and loved ones, who will also be rounded up, once a month. The condition for this to end is the breaking of your faith. To admit hopelessness and nihilism. I'll help talk you into it. But the torture will continue anyway, because God is not there to punish my lie. As far as you are concerned, I am now god.

    The cancer will slowly eat you on the inside. As your limbs grow necrotic and need to be removed with no anaesthesia, you will be reduced into little more than a torso. I will routinely make you gag on my cum while attractive women stimulate your penis and testicles, and the voltage arcs under your skin

    Over time you will be gradually hooked up to life support systems and eventually left in solitude, with a small maintenance crew, to maintain your misery as the rot takes you. Pray it takes you quick.

    Astaghfirullah.
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