The Schplew Celebration of Life Thread

1. 2020-01-04 at 1:28 PM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Here we celebrate the edgy, cringeworhy ego driven, complete lack of self awareness that is Schplew sploo JC whateverthefuck.
   
   please share your favorite memories or quotes here. Ill start
   
   

   Originally posted by sploj gooj im not trying to hurt feelings. im just stating facts. in a society with properly applied euthanasia, you would be euthanized, and its likely i would be not, because 1) i dont have a developmental disability and 2) my intelligence and creativity actually gives me some value as a person.
   
   all while we observe this insect/human hybrid cite articles to explain insults, and using opaque as a description for a human because he's too brain damaged to articulate his butthurt gay feelings into words. You are less than us. You are less than human. You are garbage. You are worthless. I seriously just want you to acknowledge this and hang yourself for the betterment of humanity. You can try to formulate rebuttals but they wont be effective because you have a low IQ and brain malformations. You always like to base your decisions on facts, right? Please make a comparative list of why you should stay alive, versus all of the reasons you are disposable to the human race and should commit suicide

   
   DEEP
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2. 2020-01-04 at 1:36 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I’ve loved this quote from this one gal, but she hasn’t posted for a long while now. She always made me laughed with her humor
   
   

   Originally posted by Deepthroater4u743296

   
   

   Show spoiler
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   • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
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3. 2020-01-04 at 1:49 PM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   was gonna infract for off topic but since he wasnt important enough towarrant a thread all about him, ill allow it fam.
   
   On a related note, how did you feel about the Riseof Skywalker?
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4. 2020-01-04 at 1:54 PM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Deep down I'm just an incredibly lonely person :(

   
   
   Awwwwwww
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   lol
5. 2020-01-04 at 1:56 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   
   
   I never gave a fuck about Malice but there's something sad about him no longer being around.
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6. 2020-01-04 at 2:11 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I told him I wanted to hug him
7. 2020-01-04 at 2:19 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Why do you creepy fuckers save this stuff
8. 2020-01-04 at 2:22 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Its not saved dumbass. I googled "Sploo Zoklet" and Malice came up for some reason.
9. 2020-01-04 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #9
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Solstice Why do you creepy fuckers save this stuff

   
   I have a sploo folder on my laptop
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10. 2020-01-04 at 2:27 PM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    His post history is hilarious
11. 2020-01-04 at 2:34 PM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    
    
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12. 2020-01-04 at 2:46 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by CASPER

    
    
13. 2020-01-04 at 2:48 PM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    That looks like a scene to Gummo
14. 2020-01-04 at 3:01 PM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 motherfucking hexagons bitches
    
    
    
    

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15. 2020-01-04 at 3:03 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    the pic of him in a teacup or on some amusement park ride holding up one hand was amazing
16. 2020-01-04 at 3:03 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Im going to make an online memorial site for him. Will also pay someone canuckbux to do it
17. 2020-01-04 at 3:04 PM UTC

    #17
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0
    
    

18. 2020-01-04 at 3:10 PM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    its not like it would be worth taking. but an eternal blackout is slightly better than suicide isnt it. and its like cheaper than sugar

    
    
    idk which would you rate more highly?
19. 2020-01-04 at 3:18 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    I thought he was immature and would grow out of it on Zoklet cause he was still a teenager but realised he hadn't forumlated proper social skills offline. I have never abused over the counter drugs cause I'm not a retard and would buy normal drugs like other people.
    
    
    I mean that whole "clique" smoke more spice than weed for fucks sake. I think maybe if he didn't discover Zoklet he wouldn't have been as retarded. I still don't think he's dead though.
20. 2020-01-04 at 3:24 PM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    still dont think hes dead. Also dont care. Also cant sleep so might as well go through every post ever for posterity .