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Posts by ORACLE

  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian Sometimes I eat prawns with some shell still on. I always eat the heads anyway.

    Originally posted by Octavian I just feel like a bear eating fish heads.

    IT'S WERE THE OMEGA 3 IS MAAAAAN

    LOL

    Nahhh man naaaaah, you gotta shell them. The little brown "vein" that runs down the spine is literally shrimp/prawn excrement. FUCK DAT.
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    Hhhhhehehehe I said the no-no word

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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If all you have is a grammar error before coffee you lose.

    Good thing it wasn't a grammar error then: it was a spelling error.

    So once again, you fail. But I'm sure you're used to being a failure.
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    Dude really wanted to get all 3 pounds huh
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Also there was someone who came into my work once who ordered 3 pounds of whole crawfish and ate them all with all the shells and skin and everything.

    The fuck
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I musta hit pretty close to the bone to illicit that response.

    Elicit*

    Shut up faggot. You didn't "illicit" anything aside from smuggling cock up your ass.
  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    It's just a testament to his penis buffing aptitude
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Yes, he has the fine grain tongue and my cum seeps well into the porous surface
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Why dont you make your rhyme threads anymore? :(

    He's too busy at his new job sanding down cocks with his tongue
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    Originally posted by CASPER if you want the patties to stick together better, crack a couple of eggs, beat them and knead them into the meat

    I actually intentionally omitted the egg this time. Last time I used it but I noticed it gave the patty an omelettey flavour and that's the sign of a subpar chapli kabab. It's the last resort for disintegrating patties.
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have really been starved for my attention this week. Did your boyfriend leave you or something?

    Shut up faggot.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny source ?

    Sure.
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    Originally posted by STER0S i don't bother with joints.

    i only need one fat hit and i'm good to go for many hours so that's why i'm a bong man.

    Faggot I'll give you fat hits from my dong
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Technologist Oh I see! So the way a person smokes their weed can tell you about their intellect?

    Do tell….

    That entire post only tells us about the intellect of one person.
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yoir just jelly none would engage you or gives you attention you crave.

    lololololollpp.

    The basic principle of trolling is that the other person must put forward more effort than you. You fail and are trolling yourself on the behalf of others.
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny op is vinegar.

    You're about to become a salt victim
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    Tony Yang
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Whenever talking to a Yangbanger I never call him Andrew and instead call him

    John Yang
    Donald Yang
    Daniel Yang
    Jack Yang
    Anthony Yang
    Aaron Yang
    Michael Yang
    Tom Yang
    Mark Yang
    David Yang
    James Yang
    Ron Yang
    Harry Yang
    Peter Yang

    It creates a lot of buttpain.
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