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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny o and i also leave a 2-3 feet trail of pee on the flood from where i stand.

    they never should have let me use western urinal.

    their design is stupid anyway.

    The design is perfect, it's just the retarded mongoloid chink mind cannot grasp how to even piss without being a gross savage.

    There is a reason you people are known as the worst tourists in the world when you visit other countries. Literally everybody hates your disgusting masses. You may manufacture all the high tech shit for others and ape it but you are some fourth world motherfuckers.
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny o, so yours a mortar.

    It's just how to use a normal urinal you moron... The gravity decelerates your piss so if you angle it to contact the wall at the zenith of the arc, there is 0 spray. Just a gentle drizzle down into the drain
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    In Japan they have urinals where the balls rest can be adjusted with a pair of touchless buttons that you wave your hand over.

    They also have toilets with heated seats and heat regulated bidet, and scent fresheners, plus stereo speakers for shittertainment.
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny that pakis just trolling.

    he enjoy proposing retarded ideas.



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny which is why i leave a trail of pee on his 'ball rest'.

    which hes glad to mop up with his balls.

    This is the thinking of the dirty chinks who destroy public commons.
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by section 8 housing hero how the drizzling shit do any of you un-dropped ball-less unterbottoms have the opportunity to get your balls on the urinal in the first place. i cant recall a single time ive been at a urinal in any capacity where my balls would touch any part of the porcelain while standing at a normal pissing position. that…and im usually nine or ten inches away from the closest part of the porcelain anyway.

    all ya'll need to give up on trying to piss like a grownup and go back to pissing while sitting down.

    What do you not know how to use a urinal? Put your balls on the ball rest, angle your penis up so your urine has to fight the action of gravity, no spray and cooled down balls.
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by section 8 housing hero mexicans have to because of their itty bitty equipment.

    white boys with their shwanzes dont have your problems.

    Uhhh only small dickers don't rest their balls on the urinal. And homosexuals who think it's sexual assault that other people out their balls on the urinal.
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Solstice Am I weird for only pulling out my dick to piss and not my whole scrotum?

    You don't drop your pants to piss?
  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Make her sleep outside your door with a sign around her neck that outs her as a walking plague

    Lol I actually have a plague doctor mask that I plan to wear when she gets back.

    It is an ornate one rather than an accurate one (I got it for a Halloween party).

  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Erekshun Then why is she your girlfriend?

    Her mustache feels good on my pussy
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by section 8 housing hero with that train of thought go ahead and post her nudes

  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by section 8 housing hero amazon is on the top five list of least ethical, most morally bankrupt, corporations that exist today

    List or homosexual who sucks lingam
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    See, this is why I banned Fagonaplats
  13. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by section 8 housing hero post pics of gf or blowup doll

    Not much of a difference, with this one's brains
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Uhhh how was it financially smart but morally dumb? They eschewed making money off his sales, for morality's sake. The "lol PR!".refrain is the cheapest bullshit ever for any positive action ever.
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by snab_snib so we can know where to rob him, and kill and rape his family, good idea!

    ????? Are you mentally defective? Setting up a business page on FB is about as anonymous as it gets. And PO Boxes are cheap.
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    What a retardo. Set up a website to process orders and promote through Facebook etc.
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Apparently the whole "social distancing" thing hasn't sunk in and going to a giant public place with god knows what fluids in the water and air is a good idea. Oh well. Guess I'm catching it too soon.
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    The ol' vape n rape
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  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Try standing closer to the urinal, kid. Your father should have already taught you this.

    May e your dad should have taught you how to put your balls on the urinal peepee pants
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