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2020-03-15 at 3:51 PM UTC in Urinals with the balls rest too low
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny look at the length of his feet, and the distance from his toe to the wall of the urinal.
feets.
nuff said.
Look at the length of his feet and the distance between his crotch and the urinal: it's a shorter distance, i.e. literal inches.
Yes you have to stand away, lean forward and put your balls on it, it's obvious from the picture he is leaning to put his balls on the rest. That's why low urinals are annoying.m -
2020-03-15 at 3:43 PM UTC in Urinals with the balls rest too lowA tibetan grandma knit me a balls cozy from dalai llama wool
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2020-03-15 at 3:38 PM UTC in Urinals with the balls rest too low
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2020-03-15 at 3:36 PM UTC in Urinals with the balls rest too low
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2020-03-15 at 3:35 PM UTC in Urinals with the balls rest too low
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2020-03-15 at 3:14 PM UTC in My girlfriend is retarded
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2020-03-15 at 3:13 PM UTC in My girlfriend is retarded
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2020-03-15 at 3:10 PM UTC in Urinals with the balls rest too lowJust confirms Vinny has a tiny penis if he thinks that sign is trying to be anatomically correct, or believes humans pee by squirting urine from their abdomen.
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2020-03-15 at 3:08 PM UTC in Urinals with the balls rest too low
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2020-03-15 at 3:06 PM UTC in Urinals with the balls rest too low
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny 1 - you have weak piss. or small penis.
2 - manufacturer's recomemded pissing posture.
That is indeed the correct posture, the guy would be standing closer with his balls on it but obv they are not gonna show his cock and balls on the sign. This just confirms to you what I said, you idiot. -
2020-03-15 at 3:05 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-03-15 at 3:04 PM UTC in He Has 17,700 Bottles of Hand Sanitizer and Nowhere to Sell Them
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2020-03-15 at 3:03 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by POLECAT pot is a herb,, if I was a drug addict id be on some pills or coke.. that being said I will say that Vapers and dabbers are druggy's
I'm a traditional pot smoker, only Orange zig zags or a glass pipe
Nigga shut the fuck up. That's like saying cocaine was made as a medicine but crack is a drug. -
2020-03-15 at 3:01 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentDouglass thinks his degenerative alcoholism is somehow makes him better than people who puff a joint and go snowboarding
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2020-03-15 at 2:57 PM UTC in Urinals with the balls rest too low
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2020-03-15 at 2:55 PM UTC in Urinals with the balls rest too low
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2020-03-15 at 2:47 PM UTC in Urinals with the balls rest too lowLiterally the point of a urinal is to be good for urination, if you can't use it without pissing on yourself then you have actual Downs Syndrome
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2020-03-15 at 2:46 PM UTC in Urinals with the balls rest too low
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2020-03-15 at 2:45 PM UTC in Urinals with the balls rest too low
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats not even possible unless you enjoy splash back.
i know because i spent my entire middle school years trying to coexist with these type of urinals. its just not possible for me to pee less than 2 feet apart from it and not feel the spalsh backs and atomized pee droplets bouncing off off the ceramic and land back on my hand and hairs.
pubic hairs.
You are retarded. Put your balls on the rest, angle your cock up. It's literally basic physics. Action of gravity makes the kinetic energy at the point of contact 0. Even if you mess up, the angle of incidence is equal to angle of reflection....plus downward force of gravity. It's impossible to splash back if you are normal and not retarded and can use a fucking urinal like a human being. -
2020-03-15 at 2:41 PM UTC in Urinals with the balls rest too lowLike if you literally don't give a fuck about how to use a toilet, just find a nice bush to piss behind rather than fucking up civilized people's bathrooms
