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2020-04-30 at 7:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-04-30 at 7:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by CASPER Laos i just was reading the wikipedia on ramadan fasting n saw this
[quote)“If one does not fit into any category of exemption and breaks the fast out of forgetfulness, the fast is still valid. Intentionally breaking the fast voids it, and the person must make up for the entire day later. If one breaks the fast intentionally or through consensual sexual intercoursethe transgressor must make up for the day by fasting for sixty consecutive days, freeing a slave or feeding sixty people in need.[2]”
lol rape is cool
It's more that rape can't force you out of a fast -
2020-04-30 at 7:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionPitcher shattered into a billion pieces due to thermal shock but whatever, it would have worked with a plastic pitcher. So I count it.
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2020-04-30 at 7:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by CASPER i got home and found out there was no ice for my drinks. i was so pissed. I ended up getting all the blu ice packs for my back, putting thosein a bucket with ice, and outting the gin and vodka in there, lol.
That junkie resourcefulness. STILL GOT IT.
Loa
This reminds me
I used to brew iced tea, which ended up hot as fuck, and took forever to cool down
So I put the whole pitcher into a roaster pan, packed the blue ice packs in and filled in with cold water to allow thermal exchange -
2020-04-30 at 7:21 AM UTC in I'll shoot your mother dead
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2020-04-30 at 7:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-04-30 at 7:03 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by CASPER Yeah it eally kinda puts me up there on the intersectional victim heirarchy. I mean white and straight weights heavily against me, but fat disabled mentally ill heroin addict from a single parent household is my ace in the hole.
Sorry, white cis maleness is heavier than 200lb of adipose tissue. -
2020-04-30 at 7:01 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by CASPER Id like to see if i could do a week long water only fast, it makes me pissed off im such a weak fat faggot that i eat constantly whenever ifeel bad. Fortunately i was authentic as fuck and also fostered a heroin addiction, bc admitting that i was addicted to food would be fucking GAYYY.
If you have water on the menu, anything is possible -
2020-04-30 at 6:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Sudo yes thats what friends have told me about eating before fajr. The first days are the hardest. Im hoping a better lifestyle comes in a few days and makes it easier. My girlfriend was counting down the days untim Ramadan and dreading it because she knows how "Hangry" I can get, although so far so good. Youre right protein is key and I usually go light on protein for breakfast so a pre dawn suhr of meat might coast me through the day
You shouldn't be feeling weak or hungry or letting it affect your mood most days. It shouldn't become a problem to get to sunset. If you cannot do so while maintaining your well being, don't feel the need to try to fast. It's not mandatory for the infirm.
Fasting in Ramadan is not supposed to be punishment or a trial. God isn't going to stand over you with a whip. It is a personal challenge. The only judge who will ever give you feedback or adjust to yours, is yourself. -
2020-04-30 at 6:31 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Sudo The other day I ate chicken and waffles and smoked a backwood because niggers
Its difficult to get through a day with nothing in your systen if toure moving around or doing anything physical, at least for someone my size, but I'm gonna keep trying. Today was only a banana and a piece of beef jerky until iftar of thai food
Generally people do suhr before fajr adhan, or just load up the night before. The key is to just load up on protein and fat that will fuck your shit up all next day. -
2020-04-30 at 6:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionSunrise to sunset you cannot eat or drink. When the sun emerges over the eastern horizon, you refrain from eating, until it is completely obscured by the western horizon, at which point you may break your fast.
I do intermittent fasting anyway so it also works for me. -
2020-04-30 at 6:25 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-04-30 at 5:54 AM UTC in I'll shoot your mother deadGive me her address
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2020-04-30 at 5:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition"I hung out with an Arab once, I'm now an expert on Arabs"
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2020-04-29 at 12:10 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2020-04-29 at 10:05 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI don't want to be in this club any more
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2020-04-29 at 9:21 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by CASPER Youre legit addicted to coke? Spend some of ur Paki money and come dry out at PROMISES MALIBU. You can smash washed up movie star pussy and break quarantine with me to go get cheesesteaks and boogie board.
It really depends on which movie stars, for example I don't really want to be rehab buddies with Charlie Sheen -
2020-04-29 at 8:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionKicking a habit by picking up another habit
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2020-04-29 at 7:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-04-29 at 12:12 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentWaiting for my cute faggot girlfriend to finish cooking. She's the cutest faggot in the universe.
