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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/06/deepfakes-arent-very-good-nor-are-the-tools-to-detect-them/
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian Spent the afternoon giving that girl a damn good rogering in the woods by mine. Been a while since I fucked outdoors, felt liberating.

    Nice. Glad you didn't get splinter dick.
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah but ive been guzzling for years why would it gove me indigestion now?

    Can't stay 20 forever, man.
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER laying in bed hating everything, trying to figure out whether the tight knot in my chest when i breathe is phlegm or just cancer, and whether i should take more neurtontin

    Residue from your cum guzzling Saturday
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh nevermind I was thinking of Candace Parker the smexy WNBA player.

    Yo she's pretty fine
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER i want a vacation from my shitty headspace

    Drop shrooms brah
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie I know you're content with mediocrity but you don't have to be so militant about it.

    Shut the fuck up whiny kidfucker.
  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Bought a pet monkey
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Who is Candice Owens? Is she that Olympic track and field girl?

    The uncle Tommest black woman
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER this one

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00SAIYO6A/

    Hey not too shabby. All of those are the bee's knees.
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Don't buy MDH or any other spice box. #1 Shan, #2 National + Shan recipe.

    Which ones did you get Caspian?
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Cooked chicken masala 8t was pretty gr8
  13. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER I just ordered some on Amazon

    They're like 5 bucks vs 2 or something in stores but good way to at least give it a shot.
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie DH has increased the volume of threads, but not the quality. Been refreshing latest threads for a while now and it's always the same old. Ugh.

    Shut the fuck up whiny kidfucker.
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Mmmmi havent made that in a while. That and samosas.

    I feel like a cuck paying for indian food though bc its like $15 for 2 chopped up potatoes and some tomato sauce. Fuck that noise. At least with thai food theres ingredients and dishes to be washed, meat, noodles, veggies.

    My nigga never again pay for restaurant desi food. I guarantee it is going to be subpar compared to even what YOU could make at home, given the magic secret: Shan masala.

    Head down to your favourite Indian store, look in their spice shelves, for these boxes labeled "SHAN". The only acceptable substitute is National, but you should still google the name of the dish + "Shan masala" and follow the recipe on Shan's site.

    Literally 100x better than any Indian restaurant you will ever eat at. And the only thing it does is remove the asspain from mixing 15 different spices. You have to actually cook yourself. It's a perfect median.

    My recommendations, in order:

    Chicken Karahi
    Bombay Biryani
    Chicken Tikka

    All the dishes can be made with other meats but start with chikin
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Cooking up some chicken masala
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo my girlfriend bitches about my "bad boi" characteristics but whenever I come home with blood on my hands she wants me to finger her so Im getting mixed messages

    Shut the fuck up faggot.
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL With HelloClarice?

    Are you still getting trolled by some shit I posted in 2013?
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra Being afraid of the sun is totally reasonable if it can turn you into a nigger

    Easily burn your fragile skin*
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    About to pan sear some chicken tits
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