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  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Oh look it's two single males around the same age as me that are single, will never have kids or get married and don't have sex often.

    Lol why you describing yourself?
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  2. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls Fona is right in what he’s saying though

    When will you become a man, get a job, get a girlfriend?

    What are you 30 and still a virgin?

    A girlfriend is not a requirement of being a man, only a foolish sheep would say such a thing
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  3. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I'm open about my failings here, but my story is consistent. Octononce is all over the show though. One moment he's a wealthy currency speculator who enjoys only the finer things in life, the next minute he's a drug addict in a bargain basement flat in the ghetto.

    Maybe they correspond to his highs and come downs. When he starts he thinks he's the shit, and then when he comes down he realises what a failure he is.
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  4. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by Grylls Why tissues everywhere? Ask your mom to clean your room

    hmm tissues, projector, electrolytes from a soda can. A Wall Length of Porn is my guess
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  5. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by street_carp Yep, a thing that fits in your pocket, has an 8+ hour battery life under heavy use and has 90% of the functionality of a desktop PC is a bad thing according to NiS.


    You realise some of us use desktop PCs for more than just porn and social media, right?

    If that's all you do, a phone is fine, sure.
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  6. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    This will go about as well as CHAZ and smell a lot worse
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  7. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal What is that even supposed to mean

    Something a post boomer would say coming from the Xgen man


    it's a dishwashing commercial theme from the old days. you have beautiful ladies hands. soft, smooth, you prolly give good hand jobs, Hikki (I say that like Joker says Murray)
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  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Douglass is a supporter of the mechanized industrial whore complex

    AKA Fat Girls' Club
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  9. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Bill Krozby seems real upset about something
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  10. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
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  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal 5am
    Why?

    I'll finish the movie you recommended in about three to four hours, give or take. I made sure to grab a 1080p version of it.
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  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    They should give him a double sentnece for not shooting anohter 51.
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  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Have you seen Kairo?

    That damn hallway scene, man. Wonky ghost movements. Only the Japanese could craft such suspenseful, dread-filled atmospheres.
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  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I don't either, but wariat and his family are the main reason for polack jokes. You can blame Adolf Hitler for this. In his quest to conquer Poland in the 1930s, Hitler pushed the racist “dumb Polack” stereotype and used wariats grandfather as a poster "dumb polack". He did this hoping the rest of Europe wouldn’t sympathize with the country’s fate. The Nazi propaganda machine claimed, among other things, that wariats grandfather on horseback had once attacked a German tanks with a sword. The stupidity of wariats grandfater spread to the U.S. after the war, and by the 1960s, wariats father had become a punchline. The TV show Laugh-in (1967–73) featured a regular segment dedicated to jokes about wariats father. Books of wariat father jokes followed over the next decade. By 2001 the fad began to fade as the public lost interest in wariat jokes as they necessarily had to be almost as stupid as him.
    Someone once said that Poles were the niggers of Europe. Wait, nevermind, an African said it and it was "negroes of Europe," and it was meant as a term of endearment.
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  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Good, always make sure to punch Armenians for creating System of a Down.
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  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    The problem with Poland is that is full of dumb Polacks. Hitler and Stalin could have fixed that if they could have just got along with each other.
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  17. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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  18. Originally posted by Wariat what about the race car bed tho?

    Will be obsolete, he'll only need a small desk and a 1970s era CRT.
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  19. Originally posted by Wariat I was talking about what is possible.

    Anything is possible, it's possible that in the next 100yrs technology will advance so much you can upload your mind into a computer and live forever. Then hiki can live as a Vic 20 in his mothers spare bedroom for millennia.
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  20. niggers arent human. theyre not even the same species.

    read anything written about niggers before about the 1950s or so. just about the time kikes became a predominant facet of the MINITRU of the world.
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