An Ontario grandmother who bought an educational toy for her 15-month-old granddaughter was shocked when the dancing cactus started swearing and singing about doing cocaine.
"This toy uses swear words and talking about cocaine use," Ania Tanner told CTV News Toronto. "This is not what I ordered for my granddaughter."
The cactus was sold on Walmart’s website as an educational toy for about $26 and sings songs in English, Spanish and Polish.
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Tech seems like she has a positive pwrsonality when you meet her but shes secretly planning on ruining your life for her benefit, then ghosts you like you never existed, leaving you to try and fail to pick up the pieces, finally resigning to gut yourself and spell her name out with your last ounce of strength for this world
She can only successfully do that if you are physically together and Wariat has outstayed his american welcome so she's going to have to find a radiologist opening at the hospital warsaw or whatever euromaidan hellhole wariat skulks around
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I'm always making and deleting accounts on dating sites, usually tinder and recently bumble. My profile just consists of pictures and maybe one or two sentences which are usually gibberish. I predominantly match with black girls, chubby white girls and boring ass white girls who have pictures of themselves drinking wine. It's a horribly depressing endeavor, swiping through women who are predominantly THE SAME PERSON. They are all boring, depressing archetypes. When I see someone I know (which is FAR FAR too often) I get double depressed and usually delete the account for a bit.
My interactions are either
A) send heart eyes emoji, then get their snapchat and aggressively send them messages and dickpics
B) send 5 messages back and forth and if they don't give me another way of getting ahold of them I delete them
C) send weird messages to them for the purpose of confusing them and making them uncomfortable. Messages like "where did you get your skin?" "I matched with you because I thought you were my ex gf even though she died, I know it sounds crazy but...are you her?" "Want to arm wrestle?" (Good results with this) "Want to join my softball team? I'm on here recruiting new members."
Etc etc etc. I'm honestly forgetting most of the weirder ones. I've been reported and banned a few times and just make a bridge through another phone when creating the profile.
Basically online dating is really depressing and stupid and most women need Jesus
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Originally posted by Sophie
Even if that were the case, online dating almost never produces any meaningful relationship.
1) Maybe if you are retarded and gay and cannot get dates in volumes. The fact is most people are not there to have meaningful relationships but are usually open to it and if you click with someone. You can keep seeing them for quite a while if you want.
Also, being a guy and fucking around is fine in general, but it's bad for women. I'm not saying that in a patronizing way either. I don't care how pretty they are if they've been with 100 guys, and want to settle down when they're 35 that's gonna be a hard pass for me. And i'm not the only person who thinks this way.
Maybe if you are some kind of faggot. I prefer women who are experienced and have gotten their shit out. Relationships are a learning process. You will do better with more iterations and it is better to speedrun and parallelize that process. A
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Originally posted by aldra
because that's the first step they used to normalise homosex and trannies
Language is a weapon to some people. They invent words and redefine words (like "equity" and "gender") and also seek to deny their opponents the language to articulate their positions and priorities.
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Originally posted by Kev
if that was true, puberty would start at 20 instead of 12.
i got a full physical recently including a T test which the doc was impressed by, he said its at a teenagers level, i jokingly told him that i never grew up. ill even post the results if you post yours, sally.
at 13-17 you are basically taking a testosterone bath which is what makes you grow rapidly among other things, in your early 20s you have basically stopped growing and your hormones diminish from that point on.
at 14 i could cum 20 times a day, less than half that in early 20s.
so tell ya what jigglydick, stop justifying the fact that you are a deteriorating old fuck whos becoming impotent and irrelevant.
stick to sightseeing in paris and buying attention from the opposite sex.
nigga hit puberty at 40 LOL
When I was 15 I would fantasize about fucking my younger cousins for hours. There were so many scenarios I would come up with like one time irl I was in their backyard in the shed and for some reason I pooped into this toy kitchen sink they had stored in there so in my fantasies I would have them play with it and we would fuck outside in the grass so the neighbors would see. Then there were times I would read manga and just stare at the pics for hours masturbating furiously I wish I had that sex drive back
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Land wise and Population wise, Poland is the size of California. an All White California with dumb ass White Nigs. at least the guys are. The girls are butter-faced gold diggers with nice titties.
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Originally posted by Wariat
but I mean isnt it risky lighting up the rag from it epxloding or something? how long does it take for the fire to go inside the bootle? and how much do you put gas on the tap of the rag not inside the bootle the aprt you light up?
Yes, a rag is stupid. Cap the bottle and use a gas soaked tampon taped to the neck
it has no way to ignite the gas in the bottle until the bottle is broken (you have to throw it HARD)
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Lol I think it's so funny when dudes freak out and live their whole lives just trying to get their dick wet. It's fucking hilarious…u realize that there are other things to do besides try to pick up women and children all the time warpath right? Get involved in something else or something. Women are like a bus stop, if you miss one just wait around for the next one to come along. You don't go chasing the bus down the fucking street.
ur coping strategy for never getting laid is telling urself, 'I don't want to get laid'. But no one believes u. Hetero men are biologically hard-wired to be obsessed with fucking females. It's unavoidable.
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