Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I literally smoked a backwood yesterday with two escorts (who do duos for $500) who were talking about receiving bitcoin from clients. Then they went tanning like regular whores. Dad moi loife
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Octavian
My ex was the worst condescending emasculating bitch I have ever met. She said I "minced" when I walked.
She also asked if I can do DIY, as if any male who can't is a Beta faggot.
When we broke up she reminded me I wasn't "chivalrous" on the first date cause I said, "It's your round".
What the actual fuck?
Sounds just about akin to my love life.
I had a gf like 15 years ago. Been single ever since. A few fucks here and there, but nobody to go to bed and spoon with.
That's what I want.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Octavian
Some girl said she thought I was Autistic cause I tilted my head when listening sometimes.
It's a sign of submission and that I'm paying attention, fucking ugly bitch.
Women have a sixth sense for any body language even remotely submissive...
They immediately, and instinctively, associate that with weakness.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I'm a super hero now... My power is cuckery.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I just realized I indirectly paid $60 for whatever transpired last night (in addition to the money I spent on crack and so on)...
I paid for sex and didn't even get any.
I am officially the biggest cuck on the planet.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Gadzooks you have announced to everyone that you are no longer in control of your life.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Sophie
Either you're bullshitting or you're a god damned idiot. Stop having degenerates over, or is this a sexual thing? I know you like being degraded you fuck.
The hooker was a big part of the ploy.
I'm lonely and will do stupid things for even minutes of an attractive woman's attention.
She did kiss me and "let me" finger her (I mean, that hardly benefits me... I just end up with a smelly finger and a harder cock).
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Ok I just woke up to heroin guy nodding off and half conscious in my bathroom and the bum from last month calling me and asking for a place to day sleep.
I figured… I already have one derelict over… What's one more?
And unfortunately no vaginal presence now whatsoever.
Just two dudes passed out in my living room.
FML… Like seriously… Fuck My Life.
Either you're bullshitting or you're a god damned idiot. Stop having degenerates over, or is this a sexual thing? I know you like being degraded you fuck.
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You seriously need to stop letting these people use your house as the local degenerate social club.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
The hoe bounced...
I'm stuck with a heroin dealer and no vagina...
I literally hate all women right now.
I'm sorry to all the ladies out there but I absolutely hate all women right now.
Temporarily of course.
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Originally posted by Octavian
Suprised your fingers didn't dissolve. I won't even go down on a girl unless she's hot and shaven. Even if it smells remotely unappetizing I won't go there.
early onset of pedophillia detected.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I liked the warmth of a vagina wrapped around my fingers...
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Fucking gross!
Stop being a cuck and lay down the cock. You get first dibs on the merchandise, if you can even call it that.
Listen if I come Canada we are NOT taking any junkie pussy back, no way! I simply refuse to be in the same vacinity as smack whores.
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Interacting with humans is over rated.
I just spent 10 hours visualizing complex geometries
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It's my thread I'll do whatever I want bitch ass fat boy spending Valentines Day alone
Go remove more infinityshock posts it's all you're good for anyways.
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If my life goals were A) Being a meth addict and B) Having a sexual relationship with a tranny. Then yes, you would be more successful than me.
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Cootehill
African Astronaut
[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
he's not even here anymore dumbass
He's gone, but the smell of shit remains.
Do you understand this as someone who has his rent paid by his wealthy boomer parents so he can live a life of fucking fat secretaries up the asshole?
I bet your apartment smells of cats, first and foremost, but after that of shit. Human shit, both male and female. There is nothing to like about that.
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Cootehill
African Astronaut
[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
To repeat: I blame Infinityshock.
This forum smells like a retarded thai afterhour bar at 4am on a Monday night. The ladyboy has been there all weekend, and his balls are starting to stink, the meth wore off long ago and redosing just makes you feel anaesthetised, and the beer is starting to get that old beer smell.
To repeat: I blame Infinityshock.
This forum MIGHT recover, but it will never be the same. He was the shittiest person a forum could ever have swell up and splatter decayed entrails all over, all while the admin nods on benignly.
To repeat: I blame Infinityshock.
Fuck this shit.
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Do you think he will post again? I hope he does. I miss Finnius.
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