2022-05-28 at 2:47 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
i didn't realize u met him. does he make any more sense when he speaks than when he types? is he truly this horny at all times?
He makes perfect sense at all times.
Wariat is horny and who would change that fact? Certainly not the girls. They love it.
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fuys imagine being a massive sex addict to the point it dominates all ur logical functions and thoughts yet u never get any and exist in a perpetual state of neverending desperate horny thirst
seriously I'd neck myself
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Originally posted by Sophie
Why the fuck would i care?
Sorry you're a paedophile child molester than no one cares about.
Have you tried killing yourself? :)
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2022-05-21 at 11:01 PM UTC
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Ive been getting
I haven't had sex in a month because I keep passing out at like 8pm due to all the alcohol and cannabis I consume
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2022-05-21 at 10:23 PM UTC
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Ive been getting
I licked groceries girl's butt a little cleaner the other day, but she didn't like it. Her bum tasted like wood.
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thread is useless without picts of the aforementioned sister,
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
That's one for Wariat
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2022-05-16 at 7:57 PM UTC
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to women who refuse to rim
Ok get this advice:
Fuck them normally and ease them into this weird shit. If I asked any of my friends I fuck to do anything you've posted they would because it's not what I lead with. But if you start on the first date saying you want to have your ass ate. Then get fisted and while she fucks Scooby-Doo she's gonna reject you.
Dumb fuck.
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Originally posted by Wariat
This war is a complete meat grinder and Putler is running out of troops. There are reports of 40 year olds getting conscription papers (even in WW1 and 2 the U.K. never conscripted people over 35) and even better reports of soldiers from the fake 'republics' in the Donbas trying to retreat back into russia and being refused entry by border guards!
And here's a lovely clip of Ukrainian troops at the russian border behind Kharkiv. They have pushed the orcs back to their own country, while the orcs in the Donbas are trying to flee but aren't allowed to.
twitter.com/olex_scherba/status/1525967632524091394
What happened is that the Russians needed meat for their war, so they "mobilised" the male population of the Donbass. The Donbass guys were all conscripted, most of them don't want to fight, but the Russian are using them as cannon fodder for all the hard fighting that goes on, since losses of Donbass troops don't appear in Russian army losses statistics and won't upset civilians back home.
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2022-05-15 at 2:48 AM UTC
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EAT MY ASS
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
All you lib tards can EAT MY ASS!!
Warait would approve.
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
Your paintshop skills are pretty good.
Very true
Especially when I use them to remove all the enhancements you used 😆
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2022-05-09 at 11:41 PM UTC
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Cheating already
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2022-05-06 at 9:45 PM UTC
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Guys guys…
Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
I've had sex with 5 females minus my gf this year alone. When was the last time you had sex, loser?
Wow!
Whatta man
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Not too bad gonna go for a run at the track ...in the rain...super pumped for this ..❤️
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by aldra
honestly wariat's one was way better (way more autistic)
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by aldra
honestly wariat's one was way better (way more autistic)
I agree but I think Lanny didn't want that one for a banner because rape and antisemitism is ok and protected on the net but pedophilia can send the wrong messages
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
honestly wariat's one was way better (way more autistic)
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
you guys are mean i think hes a handsome young man
Handsome and famous
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Damn Casper is straight up hoeing his way into upward mobility. You are a straight up gigolo my nigga.
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Moved in with gf temporarily. She wanted to go to some bar the other night after closing night if a play she performed in. Play was kinda ass but her part was good n i could drink in the theatre so i just had a bunch of beers n my flask by my feet. No one else wanted to go to this rowdy ass mexican bar but she said they had fishbowl sized margaritas n she wants to go. So we go, blah blah. I drink 2 margs n some don julio n at some point i drag her on the dance floor to grind to some regayton. She drinks like 3/4 of one n all of a sudden shes like plastered. Long story short i have to hold her hair while everyone waiting in line to get in watches her puke, i end up having to drive her home. So now not only are we not in a bar or area im familiar with, in MY car, but now Im too drunk, and cant leave my car or else itll get towed. Hop a median, blow my tire, fuck up the rim and my alignment. And then while im cursing, putting on the spare she finds a little box some girl gave me for valentines day and starts grilling me in who she is and did we fuck and blahblahblah. I said i havent asked the name of every random dude and chick youve fucked in the last year so maybe stfu for a bit. So im even more broke than i was before. Got a new credit card with 21 month 0% APR balance transfer tho tho so imma run up another 5k or so of stuff i need then quickly dump it all on that card.
She cries a lot but we do cute shit and have a ton of sex and she bites me like i like and lets me choke her. The dogs like me n sleep on my shirts when im gone n sandwich in between us at night. Supposed to be driving up north to meet her parents next weekend n attend her brothers college graduation. Im kinda nervous bc im essentially a trailer park boi with no life experience ti speak of and theyre all pretty straight laced, motivated, well paid and well adjusted all american individuals. But i texted her dad a picture of me smiling holding her hair while she puked and he gave me the thumbs up emoji so he pretty cool i think n if we talk shop he can tell me how it feels to make a milly a year doing nerd shit and i can tell him how to flip packs for the sinaloans.
tl;dr- i have no idea whats going on in my life.
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