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2019-06-14 at 6:49 PM UTC in Lanny, why did you pretend to be a girl for so long?AS Lanny's mom I just have to say I am truly disgusted by my immature son/daughter faggot. I am so sorry to all the users on his site here, HE WAS seriously raised to be a God fearing Christian. Once he found this criminal online world...with its all Nefarious activities my SON light of all lights was corrupted by various scum Spectral whom PENISES touched for the first time, Malice, CAsper THE WONDER DOG OF meth and THE aids, AND many countless others from ED...and its forums. LOL tl;dr MY son YOU all should and will bow down to...OR ELSE??? make yo own niggasinspace that will FAIL in no real time at allThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-14 at 5:02 PM UTC in Lanny, why did you pretend to be a girl for so long?
Originally posted by Lanny Sure I will, and have multiple times in the past. The reason I pretended to be a girl on zoklet is that it started out as a joke but went on long enough that I couldn't back out of it without it. I was (still am but not as bad) an awkward fucker and there were times in my life when I talked to people from zoklet more than in real life, people got to know me as a girl and it was just easier the keep that up than go through the process of being like "lol/jk". That's pretty much all there was to it, if I got some kind of sexual kick out of it I'd say that but I didn't. It does get you more attention, can't deny that, but that wasn't the motivation.
I've pretended to be a girl outside of zoklet but it was mostly just to troll. Also I usually gen female characters in games because there's frequently some gameplay difference which is interesting, also I tend to like the female models/armor designs better on a purely aesthetic level.
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2019-06-14 at 11:49 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-14 at 11:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionDeath by electricity would suck ass
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "electricity"!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-13 at 12:50 PM UTC in I applied for 50 jobs and most of them want to hire meAnd OP is still a broke unemployed loser....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-13 at 11:07 AM UTC in Make sure to vote for Donald Trump next yearNot before a good ol' cup of cofveve.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-13 at 6:33 AM UTC in Make sure to vote for Donald Trump next yearThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-13 at 4:49 AM UTC in Make sure to vote for Donald Trump next year
Originally posted by HTS Hillary 2020. It's really her turn this time. She's gonna win as a write-in. Mark my words.
uhhhh you're really gross, i bet you think she's a "powerhouse" or something like that. It will never happen. My parents hate people from new york but they will always vote republican. Just see how "bet on the stork" aka beto orouke' lost to the slimiest candian texan.
I told everyone that he would lose because I knew the number cruncher for his campaign but people just couldn't believe it and when it happened the dems turned on him big time. They eat their own.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-12 at 5:38 PM UTC in Fonaplats 6/12/19Hello everyone.
I hope you all are having a wonderful day.
I got off work last night and met Shell at my house.
She came over to watch me play Runescape with Slaynk.
Then I fixed her a hot pocket and I ate some brats.
We tried watching the rest of I AM MOTHER.
We found out that we had both only watched 10 minutes of it the night before and I dont think we watched too much more last night either.
Maybe we can finish it by the end of the week.
I woke up today kinda later than usual but still have plenty of time to post before work and sit out on my porch enjoying the beautiful weather.
Shortly after opening my eyes I got hot sexy lovins.
Then I vaped my medical marijuana.
Showered.
And now I am ready for work.
And Shell is taking pics of me.
I like the first one but I look like a retard in the second one.
Anyways, I love you all and hope you enjoy the rest of your day.
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2019-06-12 at 5:01 PM UTC in Fonaplats 6/11/19hey fona,
Take her to the first place y’all met and then give her a custom made charm bracelet with the date y’all started dating on to it. Small, but very effective. She’ll fuck the crap out of you.
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2019-06-12 at 4:09 PM UTC in Why is Windows XP so fucking lightning fast but Windows 10 is absolute garbage?
Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0
Good video.
So I got my first computer in 1992. a compaq I think it was.
AOL came with it. I was like WTF is this and I installed the floppy and it was like attach phone line. and I was like Ohh waaaa? and then I am at their menu. And I was like "Chat room.. hmm ok" and then I was introduce to what "Online" was. and it was just what came to be known to me as an IRC and I see what I thought was a message board chat loading (which I remember from the 70s from a school computer CS class in 8th grade) but it was a bunch of knuckleheads talking in real time.
and then I realized.. this is a conversation in real time and I jumped in. I said "Is this real time" and they were like "no" or Duh" and so I felt a bit stepped on and said "Hey we're all new at this at some time" and was introduced to some more sarcasm. this sarcasm became to be known (as I learned) "Trolling" and thus the game began.
AOL was free for 10 hours. then 5 bucks an hour after that. But here was the interesting thing. AOL encourage a new account for a free new 10 hours. The operator said "hey, just between you and I.. you can just ask for your CC card to be reset then reinstall a new disk you can get from a computer store".
Later I found out that the millions of accounts made were mostly cancelled and recreations from the same people. the real number was in the 10s or 100 thousand users. not the millions. this is called Stock Price Padding to make the stock values look better. Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter and (No doubt friend of Jeff Hunter) was CEO of AOL near Stanford U in Palo Alto back in the 90s and 2k period.
But there was also Comp-U-Serve dialup. not as friendly with the freebies. so I fucked off Comp-U-Serve which had some amazing free shit off their online bank. Games and shit. the first 3D game I played (Wolfenstein) I might of got from them.
AOL was the first place I learned about the Internet. But it didn't seem to work on my first 9600bps modem.
it worked it just loaded all retarded and slow.
I never could figure out if there was a way to use telnet on a dialup to connect to the internet. I mean how would you? you're not on an IPS so how can a url domain load. is there a program that converts this to a gateway of some type using just a dialup?
by the late 1990s (like 98-99) we got DSL and then Cable internet. I think it was Viacom which just had been bought out by Comcast.. but went on the brand Viacom for some time. can't remember that far fucking back. our DSL was all retarded and slow. Walnut Creek was free dialup until the DSL was available and then they started charging toll to phones. the guy up the street could call Walnut Creek for free but we were just over that fuck-tarded toll line. this caused my wife to go off on me with a 200 dollar plus phone bill that was like 15 bucks the month before for the same shit. So I got DSL.
You're all young noobians. you wouldn't remember dialup and how you literatlly became your computer.. you would feel your body tighten up and your bughole pucker up everytime you heard that gurgling sound of the processor fucking up with glitches and then drop carrier. everytime you fucking were downloading something and that shit stopped at 98-99% and got linenoise on the screen.
Like this
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*^$*(&#(*&Y$(*#(*Y(#*Y(#*Y(87y6*(&&$(*#&(*#(*y$*(#&y(*#(*#y(*#^&^b%^%^#&^%^&*#^#*#t#%#$%^&*(.......................The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-12 at 2:08 PM UTC in This is why lanny is afraid and feels it necessary to use world filtrationsJe.ws didn't do anything to my country, I live in a first world utopia with free food everywhere and the immigrants know their place and assimilate to my culture and life is good.
Sucks to be you I guessThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-12 at 12:42 PM UTC in Make sure to vote for Donald Trump next yearThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-12 at 12:38 PM UTC in Make sure to vote for Donald Trump next yearThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-12 at 10:43 AM UTC in I had another prophetic dreamI had a dream that OPie died and the J3ws ate his body. What do you think that means?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-11 at 8:09 PM UTC in Fonaplats 6/11/19Get her a my little pony for a gift with candies inside and then tell her you want to roll play and be the poniThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-11 at 7:31 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionOkay so here's a cartoon you at sunset near the jungle hiding from the space gestapo
I'm sorry you look like an arab.
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2019-06-11 at 6:10 PM UTC in What is the most severe injury you have endured?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-11 at 5:28 PM UTC in What's the most fucked up shit you've seen irl?They put it down immediately. I guess the cat was screaming like a banshee. Once it was put down, it’s muscles released his dick.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-11 at 5:15 PM UTC in What's the most fucked up shit you've seen irl?
Originally posted by GGG Have you seen any interesting sexual injuries. I always feel bad for the poor fucks who have to go into the ER with sex toys lodged in them. It must be incredibly embarrassing.
I have this toy with a broken handle and I'm always terrified it will happen to me one day.
Lots of respect to you hospital niggers for having to deal with all this dumb shit.
Yup but not as prevalent as other dumb shit. I’ve xrayed two guys with bottles in their rectum. One was a really handsome college student that I would have never guessed would put a lotion bottle up his butt. The other had a shampoo bottle in his rectum. He said he fell on it in the shower. Lol😂.
I’ve xrayed a couple of broken penises. They have to shoot an xray dye into their urethra to make sure they didn’t tear it.
I didn’t get to see this one, but a guy came in with a cat stuck on his dick. The cat was put down immediately.
Talked to many GI docs that have removed gerbils from men’s rectums. That doesn’t seem to be as big of a thing as it once was.
Did a mammogram on an obese lady who had a Twinkie under her breast. She said her and her hubby play hide the Twinkie.
😂😂The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
