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Posts by toz

  1. toz African Astronaut
    Is a Piece of 8 a Pence? or is a Pence an English penny? like 1:100 of a quid?
  2. toz African Astronaut
    the best conspiracy meme is "

    "But what does any of this have to do with Mike Pence"

    and my answer would be 'It would be great interest to his boss, Mr President'
  3. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Canadians are good at being funny. This Jis because they're forced to absorb american culture and compare it to the CBC which is objectively the funniest TV channel of all time. Just never watch corner gas.

    Jim Carey, Seth Rogan, Martin Short, all the kids in the hall, Norm Macdonald, Leslie Neilson, Tommy Chong etc etc etc all Canadian.

    San Francisco is the Comedy Capital of the USA (Or so it's said)
    used to hold some of the most famous clubs and many of the clubs had local people like Margarate Cho and Tom Hank (Yes he did Stand up while trying to get acting parts) and of course the legendary Robin Williams.

    Second City TV (SCTV) was the Canadian side of Second City which is also in Chicago. So Chicago is where many of the original SNL team came from

    One of the members of Second City in the 70s who was also from San Francisco started the Groundlings which started in San Francisco but moved to LA. I think on Melrose place or some shit like that. Most of the newer SNL cast members came from Grounglings.


    and the guys from Workaholic (which two are San Francisco area locals from near Walnut Creek and Concord) Blake Anderson and umm.. the dude who sells drugs and drives the "Rapey Van" who is the shows main writer and director?

    I took a Groundling Workshop.. if you want to get in, you're advised to do this. It was kind of interesting but I wasn't feeling good that day.

    I murdered one of the other classmates and ran off into the tenderloin where the class was being held. hid out at Lanny's
  4. toz African Astronaut
    addicted to self balance
  5. toz African Astronaut
    I feel as if I have seen that dude before.. both of them. Here is the funny thing. I never been to any of the islands.


    So who's the wrong doer here. the Common citizen man in blue or the Lawyer. This wariat didn't answer me.
  6. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat This is the guy they sent me to prison for and he threw the first strike:
    https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/ramona-sentinel/sdrs-man-serves-88-days-in-landlord-assault-2012jun25-story.html
    https://www.thegardenisland.com/2017/03/07/hawaii-news/arrest-log-for-tuesday-march-7-2017/

    My mom hired that sa e lawyer i had for the bar fight case against my advice as i was in jail and due to probation had no bail status. Needless to say it ended up the same as that bar fit case: plea bargain before prelim. Here is this guy trying to do the same thing to an actual lawyer, rile him up, like he did to me:
    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkWhTrx8LEg3cx2YuogM2KptDJlXsnmX1

    I'm kind of confused with this story. Is the short dude the Lawyer or is the Tall dude the lawyer. Which one was the bad person in your eyes. The Short guy with the blue shirt or the tall guy with the beard?
  7. toz African Astronaut
    can't stick to the script..being self absorbed
  8. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Do it again.

    Madonna says she's in first.

    No one did shit to her statement. Illuminate Sex-Cat confirmed.
  9. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist yeah, i used to think they were just short talking about kentucky, but no, apparently its a town in ohio. they got a lot of jedi doctors there that will overlook legislation for a fee, ya get me?


    .

    wut
  10. toz African Astronaut
    Agent U" would be funny


    Boss-Agent: Agent U

    Agent U: Yes.. me what?

    Boss-Agent: wut
  11. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL We burnt down the Whitehouse.

    retro-flagged
  12. toz African Astronaut
    Kr0ssesion
  13. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie but we just call it "Wei" as in "Do u no da wei".

    wei sounds like oui?

    B sounds kind of offensive
  14. toz African Astronaut
    voyeur
  15. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby but yeah you do kinda look like the ferris beuller dude i can see that.

    It's too bad he fucked his career up.


    Somewhat same situation..I'm surprised Kevin Spacey hasn't been criticized more as Bill Cosby was. . Wasn't Kevin in that film American Dad? the ending scene of the closeted dad busting a cap in his head. Anthony Rapp knows what to do
  16. toz African Astronaut
    taint
  17. toz African Astronaut
    A-Z

    If you joined an Agency like "Men IN Black"

    what letter would you want the least as an agent pet name?


    R sounds retarded but F would be the worst.
  18. toz African Astronaut
    PHM, listen I think people care about you here. not your pedo humor or talking of parked near a school or park and thinking about going on a spray-spree with a semi-auto or whatever you were spouting off about.

    You're a generation ahead of the "Make everyone one grey species" movement of inter-racial mixing.

    and then there is this. funny but probably some truths in the pollution of our ground water.
  19. toz African Astronaut
    Gay and sitting on the dock of the bay

    Originally posted by Period Blood There's chemicals in the water making the frogs gay

  20. toz African Astronaut
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