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  1. toz African Astronaut
    I mean a small man and not by pedophiles I don't think.
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  3. toz African Astronaut
    Whats the latest on the story now?
  4. toz African Astronaut
    soo.. not so fun
  5. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by toz I was going to make a thread asking the question Target or Walmart


    I think my question has been answered prematurely.
  6. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I don't know what it is about my area but I almost always have to give directions back to my place once we get into my neighborhood when I take uber or lyft

    lyft seems to do it more often though

    Isn't there a funny cartoon version of this that some animator did?
  7. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost You're just mad because you're a stupid wagecuck that has to wake up early to pay off your bills for frivolous purchases like boats and recreational vehicles that you never use.

    I'm a MOON PERSON that doesn't own property or drive which means I pay less bills per month than most people so I can save more money. And I'm not some retard that buys a boat or an RV either so I know I can make smart decisions with my money

    Having a boat might make you one of the survivors in the endgame.. You shoot out to sea with stored food and drinks and live off of fishing and a desalination aboard.. you can anchor for months.. perhaps a year. come back and see a sea of deluge and dead corpses.. now pick the finest house on the block to own.

    You better find the surviving to try and be civilized though.. you can't be your own doctor even if you are one.. unless you're that hardcore mother fucker from the Antarctic who took his own appendage out.
  8. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty .. so long as the male/female ratio stays higher, while I'm alive, it's all good.

    yeah, more males are being birthed than females. which is alarming. Women will be slutting it more I guess. :p
  9. toz African Astronaut
    Well Yes, Eagles are Full of Bravado and Stand Majestically in all their glory yet Owls are cute and look like little people with bow ties.
  10. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Admin Just remember that when your dad was banging your mom, and he shot his load into her, you were one of 40 million to 1.2 billion sperm cells. You swam the fastest and now you exists. Not to mention you could have been swallowed by your mom or shot into her butt…

    It's possible he was the one pushed to the front by the over population and he was catapulted during ejaculation and was closest to the egg and got in first.
  11. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Cos you have 50 years work ahead of you in order to pay for Abdul to study qur'an, while you work till you're 75 selling increasingly expensive and high interest rate mortgages to a shrinking, increasingly stressed and overburdened productive population.

    By the time you retire you'll be selling flats in Liverpool for £14 trillion at 15000%APR, and retiring on about £20 a month state "special needs" pension. That means you'll have to pretend to eat at the local mosque so they'll feed ya.

    Wait, You're an Irish Muslim? No wonder you hate jedis so much
  12. toz African Astronaut
    Actually it was this one..but the other was funny

    this is the meme.. cause it's true. everytime I want a fucking shake.. but I dont go to Mac I go to like Burger King.. they make one of the best next to Wendys

  13. toz African Astronaut
    or two
    if not meme then a funny photo

  14. toz African Astronaut
    I still don't see that Red Bull
  15. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny owls have poor vision, which is why they only hunt at night when all other creature with good vision are tired and sleepy.

    Dude, darkness causes more visual handicaps. I would think they have better vision. they're nocturnal because areas are too hot for rodents and such to move around comfortably on the ground without getting burned.. especially in the summertime. or because they know other predators will be looking for them. Lions are also nocturnal .. they do more hunting at night than the day.
  16. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country There were 20 million more people at the end of WW2 than there was at the beginning.

    Fucking vaginas man.

    I see what you did thar..
  17. toz African Astronaut
    the world has more than doubled since I was born in the mid 60s and the bay area is about 3.5 times population than since I was born (because of tech hub but also more people in general are moving to city regions). San Francisco city population had gone down in the 1970s from 800 to about 750k due to families having fewer kids during the swinging period.. but raised back up. with smaller families but houses becoming multi dwellings. so it's roughly stayed the same population for 100 years. However the small towns with 40k with prairy land between has all been gobbled up and the small towns went from 40k to an average of 80k or more. some 100+k and growing.

    They used to stick about 5-6 homes per acre and now cram 10-12 single family" dwellings (with 0 lot lines.. meaning a very narrow gap and one side of the house acting as a property line with a small gap and a fence on the other side.

    Most buildings now are multi unit 3-4 story. the old ways of Multi use buildings of Business storefronts on the bottom, office space and then apartments above from the 1800s is coming back. it's just more practical. mega shopping centers are drying up. people are tired of fighting for parking and crowds of people. so lots of malls are getting town down for multi use building communities. towns with in a town. In California, Mediterranean is the usual style. it's an attractive look. small European charm rather than just big box units.

    It helps take congestion off of highways to shop locally but of course it raises the population which just puts that traffic for other reasons back on the highways and even increases it over time. Our highways out here are fucked. the infrastructure is crumbling. no money for it. land bridges will start caving in if the support beams and pins and trusses are replaced. We live in a micro climate where it's 50 degrees on this side of the bay with fog and 100 plus degrees on the other side. all of it, salty air. shit rusts.

    In a more literal sense, we are a rustbelt of decay (unlike the figurative sense that the midwest is named for)

    Stop moving to California. Stay where you're at. don't come here. unless you want to feed our tourism .. that's a needed as well.
  18. toz African Astronaut
    And Happy Birth Day-Day too


  19. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Well Hung: Redemption.

    Will he but those carts?


    FOLKS??!!!

    Fun fact regarding your name

    Augustus clearly named after August is the 8th month while Octavian from Octo is 8. 8 and 8.

    Yet he was born on the cusp of the Fall. The FALL

    Also he apparently had 2 fathers. not sure how that works. did they both pull a train on Atia and just claim duel fatherence ?
  20. toz African Astronaut
    Camels have pretty eyelashes. One hump or two in your cup of camomile tea?
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