Originally posted by A College Professor
literary when the conveyer jerks and my can of tomato falls over just yell out FUCK!!!!!!! really loud, then when they put something on top of the bag of chips and you can hear the bag of chips crinkle yell OHHHHH SHITTTT!!!!!!!!!
and when they pick up the 6 pack and the glass clinks you just yell really loud WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!
Already been done
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Yeah aliens can already read our thoughts and view them in real time on a machine, something that would be like a marvel impossible to even comprehend for us is a childs toy to them
They know what we are capable of and stay away from us probably for good reason.
If you had a cage full of gorillas and one of them knew how to make a bomb and he forced the other gorillas through sexual slavery and a banana exploit economy to produce these bombs would you let any of those fuckers out ??? exactly . You would put a cage around the cage so they didnt have any way to even get help from the outside, very dangerous if one of them teaches another tribe of gorrila to make bombs and they ALL learn and start trying to fight against HUMANS and compete for food , obviously you don't want to share technology and secrets with these BEASTS they will just kill you all and maybe even themselvs
they are just monkeys they shouldn't be handling explosives at all!
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How are you going to get leads/customers? Just posting on craigslist , Facebook, flyers ,basically most of the free or cheap ways you should expect a ton of dipshits and poor/tight-ass people to try and waste your time on the phone and even in-person after you spent your gas to go look at their POS small engine.
( think of some of the tight-asses on here who would call 10 different mower shops and try to flex on all of them about "oh I could totally do it myself I'm a genius, I just don't have time right now" and trying to beat you up on price " I'll have you know, you better EARN my business by giving me a really good price because I'll be wasting 9other people's time with the same crap after I'm thru talking to you" yep , who ever wants to make the least money I will consider BLESSING with my business.
And yet then they would come brag on here about how smart they are for not letting some conman mower guy get over on them and literally not even get it fixed because they would rather spend the money on something fun like a new DVD player.
Anyway on-site repair sounds like a premium service to me ( it's pretty convenient not having to put your mower in your car driving to a shop ) if you're hoping to make more than poverty wages I'd try something like charging a dispatch fee charging say $50 or whatever you need to charge to come over and look at their busted crap, if you want to take that off the bill if they have you do the work you could do that, or not. But then you know they are somewhat qualified customers they're already willing to pay you money to come over , good chance they are ready to have you do the job and not some b******* time waster
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Originally posted by A College Professor
what about turning plastic into gasoline literally plastic is free garbage you can get it for free
i watched this hippy guy that lives on a island and turns all the plastic into something kinda gasoline-like it runs his generator
That video makes him sound like he just heats up plastic and it turns into fuel, but look at the apparatus he has made, he's basically doing distillation there.
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