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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Good luck man you really turned shit around in your life. One of the few I've seen from this community in many years do so.
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  2. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
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  3. I don't use the stuff anymore but literary sometimes.i could burp the next day and some smoke would come out. Like 😒 WTF
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  4. Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah aliens can already read our thoughts and view them in real time on a machine, something that would be like a marvel impossible to even comprehend for us is a childs toy to them

    They know what we are capable of and stay away from us probably for good reason.

    If you had a cage full of gorillas and one of them knew how to make a bomb and he forced the other gorillas through sexual slavery and a banana exploit economy to produce these bombs would you let any of those fuckers out ??? exactly . You would put a cage around the cage so they didnt have any way to even get help from the outside, very dangerous if one of them teaches another tribe of gorrila to make bombs and they ALL learn and start trying to fight against HUMANS and compete for food , obviously you don't want to share technology and secrets with these BEASTS they will just kill you all and maybe even themselvs

    they are just monkeys they shouldn't be handling explosives at all!
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  5. Because THESE ARE MY KINDA PEOPLE ( some of them )
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  6. "Hi. My name is Jeffery Epstein. I was murdered by an elite cabal of pedophiles. I worked as a MOSSAD asset for many years, and also worked occasionally for the CIA and MI6. My job was to blackmail high-profile pedophiles on the world scene, complete with audio/video, using an endless stream of resources and funds supplied by various intelligence agencies across the planet. I would arrange children to meet for sex with royalty, TV stars, politicians, judges, CEOs, clergy, and various other top-level world shakers. I was arrested. I decided to talk. Just hours before I was murdered, I was moved to an isolated area of the jail, where my two jail guards both fell asleep and all the security cameras malfunctioned simultaneously. I was found with a loose cloth around my neck tied to the bottom bunk. Things did not work out very well for me in the end."
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  7. blaster master victim of incest
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  8. It's that damn deck your wife.made you cut corners on
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  9. Nice man I'll mail you a piss jug if you want I'm clean as a whistle there's not a substance out of place in my body
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  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
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  11. How are you going to get leads/customers? Just posting on craigslist , Facebook, flyers ,basically most of the free or cheap ways you should expect a ton of dipshits and poor/tight-ass people to try and waste your time on the phone and even in-person after you spent your gas to go look at their POS small engine.

    ( think of some of the tight-asses on here who would call 10 different mower shops and try to flex on all of them about "oh I could totally do it myself I'm a genius, I just don't have time right now" and trying to beat you up on price " I'll have you know, you better EARN my business by giving me a really good price because I'll be wasting 9other people's time with the same crap after I'm thru talking to you" yep , who ever wants to make the least money I will consider BLESSING with my business.

    And yet then they would come brag on here about how smart they are for not letting some conman mower guy get over on them and literally not even get it fixed because they would rather spend the money on something fun like a new DVD player.

    Anyway on-site repair sounds like a premium service to me ( it's pretty convenient not having to put your mower in your car driving to a shop ) if you're hoping to make more than poverty wages I'd try something like charging a dispatch fee charging say $50 or whatever you need to charge to come over and look at their busted crap, if you want to take that off the bill if they have you do the work you could do that, or not. But then you know they are somewhat qualified customers they're already willing to pay you money to come over , good chance they are ready to have you do the job and not some b******* time waster
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  12. You'd have to have a double-digit IQ AND been dropped on the head as a baby to think Russia would blow up its own pipeline.
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  13. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I love owning my own home with no mortgage
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  14. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol fona is like the junky who downloads the app on his phone that counts his 'clean time' then posts it on fb
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  15. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor what about turning plastic into gasoline literally plastic is free garbage you can get it for free

    i watched this hippy guy that lives on a island and turns all the plastic into something kinda gasoline-like it runs his generator

    That video makes him sound like he just heats up plastic and it turns into fuel, but look at the apparatus he has made, he's basically doing distillation there.
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  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    what about turning plastic into gasoline literally plastic is free garbage you can get it for free

    i watched this hippy guy that lives on a island and turns all the plastic into something kinda gasoline-like it runs his generator
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  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley he's 35 and lives in teh netherlands lol

    what about me speedy parker!!! do you have any advice for me

    Pound hot salt up your ass with both fists while pissing up a limp rope.
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  18. COVID-19 Fatality Rate = Number of Deaths Divided By Number of Cases

    Total Reported Number of COVID-19 Deaths in Canada (as of SEPT 24, 2022) = 45,233

    Total Reported Number of Cases of COVID-19 in Canada (as of SEPT 24, 2022) = 4,260,000

    45,233 ÷ 4,260,000 = 0.0106180751173709

    COVID-19 FATALITY Rate in Canada as of SEPT 24, 2022 is 0.01%. That's one hundredth of one percent.

    See how bad you've been lied to? There never was any pandemic, and that's a fact.


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  19. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4503-Penhurst-Pl-Dayton-OH-45424/35070298_zpid/

    ^that's the only house we liked today but it's over priced and fresh on the market.
    I can't justify paying so much.

    That house looks like shit.

    Here are some better options and they are within your budget…

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1724-Salem-Ave-Dayton-OH-45406/35103416_zpid/?

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/623-Oak-St-Dayton-OH-45410/306414360_zpid/

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/26-Gunckel-Ave-Dayton-OH-45410/35083086_zpid/

    Don’t buy rn though. Mortgage rates are too high.
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  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    They get the jab and still wear non N95 masks lol
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