Posts by Thotgirl

1. 2019-05-20 at 5:30 PM UTC in Mexico wants to decriminalize all drugs
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yep, it's just an excuse the Mexican Gov came up with because they can't deal with their domestic problems…so their way to deal with it is not to deal with it.

   
   Government in mexico is in bed with organized crime bc of bribes!
2. 2019-05-20 at 5:26 PM UTC in My cat is sleeping on my bed like a human ^_^
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby this my lil man sleeping with me
   
   

   
   Why can't infinity shock spamfuck this?
3. 2019-05-19 at 4:50 PM UTC in Just shit the bed
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by stl1 Having just had a colonoscopy and having to have gone through what they politely call "prep", let me just say that, should I ever have another, I will be buying a box of adult diapers first.
   
   Enough said.

   
   Yeah clean that shit cleans your colon
4. 2019-05-19 at 11:13 AM UTC in Mexico wants to decriminalize all drugs
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Stop lying. No one gets a pound of top shelf weed for $150. Best price you're going to get anywhere, even for bulk, is $3/g. That's 454g x $3 = $1,362.

   
   I prefer to pay for home grown shit as i know where my weed came from flash tits boom i get a pound for 150.
5. 2019-05-19 at 11:10 AM UTC in I've only fucked 12 broads.
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Your nose is a good match for that sort of thing.

   
   I aint jedi
6. 2019-05-19 at 11:09 AM UTC in My cat is an ingrateful snot
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -mal- Lol. I have an orange baby too. He’s my world.

   
   I love my alfred
7. 2019-05-18 at 5:45 PM UTC in My cat is an ingrateful snot
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -mal- Thotgirl is confirmed Bill Krozby alt. No one else tells ridiculous stories about their cats like this.

   Bill Krozby doesn't have a thug cat
   
8. 2019-05-18 at 5:43 PM UTC in Your fav Non-Alcoholic Bev
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost yeah fuck sleep, do meth

   
   Or become a sparkley brooding vampire
9. 2019-05-18 at 5:42 PM UTC in ISIS plot to use WIFI to detonate bombs foiled in Indonesia
   Thotgirl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra if you know where the bomb is located, wifi is easier to jam than other RF signal types because it's mandated by the FAA to not try to defeat or avoid interference. Potentially just jam 2.4ghz and 5ghz the old fashioned way, or you could just spam all the routers in range with deauth packets

   
   Aloha snackbar
10. 2019-05-18 at 3:31 PM UTC in My cat is an ingrateful snot
    Thotgirl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost pics of your pussy

    
    
11. 2019-05-18 at 3:05 PM UTC in Just shit the bed
    Thotgirl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Just back from the toilet where I did a big shit, and the shower where I washed my diarrhoea-y ass off once I had concluded my ass was all shitty and wiping it down would take an unreasonable amount of time.
    
    Damn sneezes.
    
    Hope this answers any of your questions.
    
    Please contact me if you have any queries.

    
    Oh you poor thing..
12. 2019-05-18 at 3:05 PM UTC in My cat is an ingrateful snot
    Thotgirl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun Aren’t all cats ungrateful?

    
    But we love them anyway.
13. 2019-05-18 at 3:02 PM UTC in Your fav Non-Alcoholic Bev
    Thotgirl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun When do you people sleep?
    
    OT: Water, I have a zero water jug

    
    Well im a vampire but the sparkley brooding kind...so i guess never?
14. 2019-05-18 at 3:01 PM UTC in I am going to become a Mendicant
    Thotgirl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost I am not allowed to have a job it goes against my religion
    
    

    
    1. Go to china
    2. Get monk garb
    3. Get amulets
    4. Go up to tourists hand out amulets.
    5. ??????
    6. Profit
15. 2019-05-18 at 2:58 PM UTC in Who here has been to a psychiatric ward or facility?
    Thotgirl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun I have been to a hospice
    I did contract work
    I know what death smells like

    I hate hospitals they smell like plague
16. 2019-05-18 at 2:57 PM UTC in My cat is an ingrateful snot
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    So i have a tendency when i have money to spoil my cats. Bc i love them. After 2 days of a successful string of cons and side hustles i decided on chinese food. I ordered off menu managed to get some delicious baozi and i asked for a steamed fish so the kitties can enjoy too.
    
    Well 1 of my floofy bois turned his nose and went after my pork bun. Like a ninja before i even took a bite he jumped and caught it from my hand...
17. 2019-05-18 at 2:51 PM UTC in Who here has been to a psychiatric ward or facility?
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Once i tried offing myself i literally felt chemically lobotomized.
18. 2019-05-18 at 2:49 PM UTC in Your fav Non-Alcoholic Bev
    Thotgirl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby well geez if thats what you're into… my word..

    
    I wouldn't even start a hot dog stand id start a fusion cuisine truck..
19. 2019-05-18 at 11:56 AM UTC in I am going to become a Mendicant
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Someone got really high
20. 2019-05-18 at 7:39 AM UTC in Your fav Non-Alcoholic Bev
    Thotgirl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby get fronting bitch your favorite drink is a smirnoff ice with extra manglaise on top, bitch

    
    Far from the mark...my favorite drink is your tears after your failed attempt at Bill Krozby dogs.