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  1. #1
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Just back from the toilet where I did a big shit, and the shower where I washed my diarrhoea-y ass off once I had concluded my ass was all shitty and wiping it down would take an unreasonable amount of time.

    Damn sneezes.

    Hope this answers any of your questions.

    Please contact me if you have any queries.
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Damn dude.









    💩
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    My boxers caught most of it.

    Ignore the brown stain pls Techno.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Or the poopy smell.

    We all know you've smelt it.

    And pretended not to know whomst dealt it.
  5. #5
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country My boxers caught most of it.

    Ignore the brown stain pls Techno.

    Get yourself some diapers.
  6. #6
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Wear 2 pairs of briefs
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Skid McMarks

    Smells good from down here Soi😁
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Just back from the toilet where I did a big shit, and the shower where I washed my diarrhoea-y ass off once I had concluded my ass was all shitty and wiping it down would take an unreasonable amount of time.

    Damn sneezes.

    Hope this answers any of your questions.

    Please contact me if you have any queries.

    i've never sharted the bed.. but i did last night..
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Ur Absolutely pathetic in every way, op.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung Ur Absolutely pathetic in every way, op.

    That's really rich coming from you
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby That's really rich coming from you
  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby That's really rich coming from you

    Really rich Is a faggy thing the say
  13. #13
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Just back from the toilet where I did a big shit, and the shower where I washed my diarrhoea-y ass off once I had concluded my ass was all shitty and wiping it down would take an unreasonable amount of time.

    Damn sneezes.

    Hope this answers any of your questions.

    Please contact me if you have any queries.

    Oh you poor thing..
  14. #14
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Can I get some kudos for using water instead of toilet roll?

    I consider reducing my ecological footprint to be a priority.
  15. #15
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Really rich Is a faggy thing the say

    That's really faggy coming from you
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    Technologist victim of incest
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Having just had a colonoscopy and having to have gone through what they politely call "prep", let me just say that, should I ever have another, I will be buying a box of adult diapers first.

    Enough said.
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    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Having just had a colonoscopy and having to have gone through what they politely call "prep", let me just say that, should I ever have another, I will be buying a box of adult diapers first.

    Enough said.

    Yeah clean that shit cleans your colon
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