2019-07-24 at 6:04 AM UTC
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Are you all NPCs
You should kill us and loot our bodies.
We might have potions of magica.
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2019-07-21 at 9:52 PM UTC
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Refine Ammonia
Originally posted by NARCassist
you know anhydrous just means without water, right?
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STFU, you just don't want us knowing about the chemical properties of anhydrous.
Nothing gets you high like anhydrous sprayed on wasp repellant and hooked up to a battery charger, which causes it to become a crystal and a type of methamphetamine.
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2019-07-22 at 10:16 PM UTC
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I have to go to NA
Ghosts resume is a napkin with some gravy on it that he drew triangles on.
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It's common knowledge that whenever you get two or more CS grad students
together, the conversation will inevitably drift to the same topic: automatic
weapons. Lately, we've noticed that whenever we attend a CS party, picnic, or
bull session, we always hear the same questions and discussions, usually from
the younger grad students:
"I want to mount an M60 in front of the sun roof of my Tercel, but
the mounting bracket wasn't drilled for import cars. How did Josh
Bloch do his?"
"Some of my friends at the MIT AI Lab don't like M203's because the
grenade launcher adds too much weight, but I wouldn't have gotten
out of IJCAI-85 in one piece if it hadn't been for those 40mm flechette
rounds. What do you think?"
"Do you have to be a god-damned tenured professor to get teflon rounds
at this place?"
"Does the 'reasonable person principle' cover hosing down a member
of the Soar project after he's used the phrase 'cognitively plausible'
for the fifteenth time in a 20 minute conference talk?"
"Where *did* Prof. Vrsalovic get that Kalashnikov AK-47?"
"I used to use Dri-Slide to lube my M16. How come my advisor says
Dri-Slide is for momma's boys and Stanford profs?"
"Does the way Jon Webb keeps flicking the safety of his Mac-10 on
and off at thesis defenses make you nervous, too?"
In short, there is a lot of concern in this department for the proper
care, handling and etiquette of automatic weapons. So as a service to the
department, we are starting a two week daily series on "The Care and Handling
of Your M16A1." Every day for the next two weeks, we will post on the wall
outside our office the day's helpful hint on care and maintenance of that good
old departmental standby: the M16A1. Our thanks to the US Army, whose
training manuals we have shamelessly cribbed for material.
We would like to encourage other knowledgeable members of the CS community
to share their expertise in a similar fashion. There is a real need for this
kind of dialogue in the department. The new students come in here every fall,
and are totally unequipped to handle the realities of graduate student life at
CMU. Computability theory and lexical scoping are fine things to know about,
but they just don't cut the mustard when somebody from the Psych department
opens up on you with an Ingram set to full auto.
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2019-07-22 at 10:42 AM UTC
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Serial Killer General
I bet hiki-meat tastes goodππ
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I assume he only shitposts when he's getting paid for it.
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2019-07-22 at 10:33 AM UTC
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Iran setencing 17 CIA spies
We have a moral duty to run over those glow in the dark cia niggers in our cars
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Fascinating. Please keep us updated as developments unfold.
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2019-07-22 at 12:49 AM UTC
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HDL is my friend.
Originally posted by NARCassist
i wish op would stop breathing
Fuck off
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
If that's your take you need to learn to laugh
He's Canadian.
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Originally posted by Technologist
Soi,
Actually I liked Bush Sr, and Reagan. My 2 favorite Republicans.
But they objectively did so much damage.
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2019-07-22 at 12:55 AM UTC
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CandyRein Hate
Boy I sure do hate that Candyrein. She is classy, attractive and just about everything a man would want in a woman.
How awful, huh?
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2019-07-21 at 9:49 PM UTC
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ITT: Nudes
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
no one is obsessed with you, you're really high you retard
It's been a really hella damn slow week.
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Originally posted by Helladamnleet
How did they fuck you over by extending a line of credit to you? You fucked them over by taking advantage of them being the only credit card company that will issue to people with bad credit.
Those poor credit card companies.
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Originally posted by Helladamnleet
I invite you to find a single mention of the event on NewTotse. In case you haven't noticed from my posts about Zok/Zoklet: I don't follow the meme crowd at all
Crowds don't follow you either
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2019-07-19 at 8:30 PM UTC
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Hi Bagel.
Originally posted by Fonaplats
Nice puddle.
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Originally posted by aldra
https://www.rt.com/news/464470-apple-google-emoji-minorities-diversity/
hah
If you have a team of employees in charge of something they're going to make "improvements" just to justify their own jobs.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
more like homophagottia.
would a bunch of homophobic men wear skirts that will expose their assholes whenever they bemd over ?
absolutely not.
skirts facilitate penetration.
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I'm either sleepy, first thing in the morning, dopey after working at code all day, or sleazy when it's evening and I'm feeling horny.
Hey, post pics of your butt hole op.
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My impression is that African civilisation is just on a different (and lower) level than civilisation in the west. Life continues just fine. People get used to the power outages, the constitutional corruption, and having to wait several months to get paid their salary from the government. Like 95%+ of Africans are pretty dumb, so don't really notice or suffer as a result, besides having a vague understanding that life for white people is better yet not really understanding why.
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