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2020-01-07 at 5:05 PM UTC in You can have any animal you want as a pet
Originally posted by DontTellEm Koala bear
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-07 at 4:47 PM UTC in People who put crosses by the roadside where someone perishedOHMIGAWD
If you ever lived in south dakota like me or even just drove through it you'll see a black "THINK!" miniature stop sign they're legally required to put wherever someone died in an accident. You will see fucking thousands driving through the state to get to the black hills or western US or what have you.
It's almost kind of comical because obviously south dakota gets really bad winters and coupled with the naturally pretty hazardous roads out there you'll see time and time again wherever there's a pretty dicey spot where people just fly off over a cliff or whatever and there's like 50 stop signs at that one curve and then there's the same thing like 300 yards later
It's quite the quandry!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-07 at 4:45 PM UTC in You can have any animal you want as a peti want ponies.
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2020-01-07 at 3:20 PM UTC in Super Mario Galaxy fucking sucks
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Holy shit I didn't know Super Mario Galaxy was a port.
It's literally a decade old.
Holy shit Nintendo is garbage lmao.
And the zelda game is a port as well.
They can't do anything original anymore.
It's not often I say this but..
You fucking faggit, grow the fuck up woman.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-07 at 12:12 PM UTC in Can some one bring me some bloodgrass?I guess I gotta open an oblivion gateThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-07 at 10:51 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
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2020-01-07 at 10:44 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This. He is saving the planet and inspires me to ride.
I wish I was cool and could afford a $5000 bike frame and be skilled enough to negotiate the price to way lower than that
Yeah I don't see the problem. Oh because bikes get stolen he shouldn't have a bike hobby.
And since lives get stolen maybe I wont have a LIFE hobby anymore, DAD. how bow dah????!?!?!?!?!?!?!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-07 at 7:56 AM UTC in STOP LANNY BEFORE HE KILLS AGAINThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-07 at 6:12 AM UTC in How to become world famous in an hourThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-07 at 5:33 AM UTC in I really wish I could fuck Pinkie PieThis post has been edited by a bot I made to preserve my privacy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-07 at 5:10 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!if I may be so presumptuous
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2020-01-07 at 3:47 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-07 at 3:20 AM UTC in Random image thread
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2020-01-07 at 3:10 AM UTC in Random image threadLSD punching his mom
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2020-01-07 at 2:20 AM UTC in Random image threadยงmยฃรgรL was super excited to be somewhere with plumbing for once he had to capture that moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-07 at 2:17 AM UTC in Random image threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-07 at 1:04 AM UTC in Dump idiot TrumpWhy aren't females required to register? Isn't that sexist?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-07 at 12:26 AM UTC in To genuine TOTSE oldfags herenoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-06 at 11:02 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
In June 2016, Carter suffered pneumonia[15] as a result of him wearing a contraption he calls "Tha Hornace of Death [sic]" or THOD which is in fact, small women's body wraps he wears constantly in order to "make small".[16]
lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-06 at 10:43 PM UTC in Why was Qasem Soleimani a Major General?Because he had information vegetable, animal and mineral.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
