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2020-03-24 at 2:20 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsI'm asking everyone three questions:
1. Have you been to the Wuhan Province?
2. Have you eaten any bats lately?
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2020-03-24 at 12:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH i’m too drunk to read back but OMG covid 19 is wild. i took shrooms the other night and after the peak i started reading articles about it then my vision literally went black like i was dying lol that had me shook.
I’m going to be travelling next week for work lol hope i don’t spread shit around or get it spread to me.
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2020-03-23 at 11:15 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2020-03-23 at 11:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-03-23 at 8:11 PM UTC in what would you do star trek if this was your new life: being a do boy
Originally posted by Wariat i mean would he contemplate suacide or just accept it?
I don't know I'm not him, he's in ireland so i doubt he has deal with that many nigs / south siders. I'm sure he'd fine and get used to it. Maybe buy a type writer and write a book / new post for NIS for when he came out and maybe even get his fine on. -
2020-03-23 at 8:09 PM UTC in what would you do star trek if this was your new life: being a do boy
Originally posted by Wariat i mean would he contemplate suacide or just accept it?
their just in county jail in that show.. I've been only to county jail a bunch of times and yeah I'd help clean the cell, but I didn't have to. Like last I was there my celly had been alone for quite some time I guess and the toilet was pretty gross but he got some bleach and started cleaning up. Most of my cellies pretty much always had a good amount of money I had some but not that much and they would buy me stuff like coffee hunny buns, so the most doiest thing I ever did was stay up drinking the coffee they bought because they want me to stay up and talk which I was fine with.
This one dude would ask me if I'd save something from my tray because he's gonna make a spread for us and i that night and I would go ahead do it was in my best interest and he always broke bread with me.
Before i was put with that guy that was pretty cool, I was with this guy that was older than the moon and every morning he would clean cell while I was still asleep because I'd barely be falling asleep at like 7 in the morning and he'd really fucking loud cleaning and whatever.. he was an essay and during the day when we were just laying there he ramble on about stuff I just care to listen and he got really annoying, he would about how when he was younger he would steal whyte peoples bikes around UT *where I live and I've had my bike stolen before* and just all this bullshit and one day he moved my stuff or something I just didn't trust the guy and I took his sandwhich and threw in the toilet and clogged it up and he started screaming at me and I started screaming too and they moved me which turned out to be for the best.
It's been like over six years since I've been to jail and I try to not go to jail anymore.. I'm surprised that I did 5 years probation with out anything bad happening despite all the stuff I was doing the entire time. But I have seen a lot of those ryan leone videos and some of them are down right hilarious, the first one you posted that I saw I went 5 minutes into and thought it was a joke lol but then I realized I've known guys like that -
2020-03-23 at 5:07 PM UTC in What were people talking about before Corona?
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2020-03-23 at 4:08 PM UTC in Retard stonersweed is a good in small doses but in high doses creates rampart stupidity. Smoking weed when you wake up makes you stupid and unproductive 80% of the time. Also muh scitzo amigos go crazy when they smoke too much but seem ok when they smoke hash.
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2020-03-23 at 12:24 PM UTC in Der Fuhrer Angela Merkel in quarantineman i hope she dies in a lot of pain
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2020-03-23 at 12:21 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe day I became a man is the day I tumbled 150ft downhill in a locked porta potty
The townspeople called it "disastrous" and said things like "that kid will never smell right again". They prayed and prayed, but they will never know how grateful I am for the experience.
Social distancing? Hah! People have been social distancing themselves from me for years. Know who isnt getting the coronavirus? The dude who smells like rancid shit 24/7. It's like a natural defense. I haven't showered since that day and I don't plan on it either. -
2020-03-23 at 7:51 AM UTC in Iranian Prime Ministers Hand just doesn't look right to me.He's not the prime minister you stupid fuck it's the ayatollah or supreme leader.
He lost some fingers in an assassination attempt in the 80's.
Lol he's still Salad Fingers though. -
2020-03-23 at 7 AM UTC in Drachinifel Youtube channel about naval historyhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4mftUX7apmV1vsVXZh7RTw
He has lots of really awesome videos on every aspect of everything I like.
I dont watch the Q&A shit. I just wanna be told stuff in asuch an amusingly boring way that I usually fall asleep before I get halfway through one.
They all start out with a title screen "5 minutes more or less..." but its always more. More like an hour.
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2020-03-23 at 6:12 AM UTC in What were people talking about before Corona?
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2020-03-23 at 5:52 AM UTC in Iranian Prime Ministers Hand just doesn't look right to me.reminds me of salad fingers
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2020-03-23 at 12:42 AM UTC in Harvey Weinstein has carona virus and will be with Jeffrey Epstein in Israel very soon.I don't believe it but it's true.
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2020-03-22 at 10:37 PM UTC in Chinese people are the biggest scum on the planet
Originally posted by WellHung From my perspective, the price of your rent is extremely low. Damn that would be nice.
Yeah, it relatively is. It's a decent one bedroom apartment. ND is a good place to live. Life isnt about luxury and fancy things. I have most everything I want. TV video games internet a bed a bathroom blah blah blah. And then everything else I'm just free to live by the seat of my pants. -
2020-03-22 at 5:31 PM UTC in Well I’m quarantined
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2020-03-22 at 4:56 PM UTC in Post Nekkid Pictures To Defeat Covid-19
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I don't agree. It's OK for spouses to fight and say things like "You're a cunt", "You're a bollox" and "I wish I never met you". And then kiss and make up.
If your boss does that to you then that is a big deal.
That is why, if you are smart, you do not mix business and personal.
She sounds like a bit of a borderline personality to be quite honest.
I noticed that about her before even meeting her in person. I deleted her number and she called me up crying asking why im not texting her.
I felt when we would hang it was chill and we're just horsin around. But anytime between that where she would text me id get this weird attitude and id just ditch her number.
When i figured out who she was on here it all made since and she tried to be buddy buddy with me -
2020-03-22 at 4:35 PM UTC in Well I’m quarantined
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2020-03-22 at 4:18 PM UTC in Rive looks pretty cool (Web based illustration)