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  1. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal It's "Dakimakura" you moron

    Oh excuse the fuck out of me, I apologize.. Thats real fine bird you got there OP, a real piece of ace, talk about pillow talk. AHHHH YEAAH!

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  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I'm not getting this info from youtube

    Where are you getting it from? Your dakirimora?
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  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i will place some milk at spawn so the ghost stops cucking people

    It attacks over and over in that area. I carried a bucket of milk with me, got a spell on me amd drank it then 10 seconds later it comes back to get me again. WE MUST RID THE WORLD OF THIS 👻
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  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Men, especially white men, are lonely virgin losers that don't interact with women. 40% of men under the age of 35 haven't had sex in over a year. 25% of men under 30 have never had a gf. White men make up 80% of ALL suicides in the United States despite making up only 30% of the population. And yet we're all supposed to only care about women and how life is fucked up for them and it's all men's fault. How young men need to "man up" and work jobs where they earn more than her (despite women getting preferential treatment in jobs and college advancement), need to stop having any hobbies that are deemed childish or a waste of time just so they can make a woman's life better and so she can sit on her fat ass and do whatever she wants, and how it's all men's fault that women are getting pumped and dumped by Chad's and either are childless ex-whores at 40 or are single mom sluts.

    White women are the most egregious because they are the most entitled and benefit the most from the system while also shitting on white men the whole way through.

    Fuck this society and especially fuck women.
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Before the jews destroyed the family unit and Anglo Saxon culture in the United States and elsewhere it was common for generations of family to live together.
    The modern system is unnatural and was designed to cripple the family unit.

    that's actually not far from the truth. look at how multiple generations live together and support each other in places like Asia and Eastern Europe; in much of the 'developed' world this is eschewed in favour of 'independence' which often leaves people feeling alone, without purpose and without support if they come into 'hard times'... Even if a person ends up successful by economic standards.
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it means 'black penis'.


    I have a cousin, when he was a kid all my aunts used to call him that. they'd tell him (in Vietnamese) "you have a black penis because you're the son of a monster". then sing the "cu Ä‘en" song at him.

    He's in university now and somehow turned out significantly less damaged than me. I wouldn't be surprised if he makes the news for chopping up hitchhikers or something in the near future though. I should send him a link to this site.
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  7. Bueno motherfucker
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  8. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Temporary base and farm inside the abandoned mineshaft:




    One of the spawners, this one is the skeleton spawner:



    I haven't had a chance to make my banner yet:

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  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
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  10. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    So I invited my buddy to play on the server, we went to the nether and found a fortress, got tons of loot but he lost his half falling into the lava... I managed to get out alive (barely) and now I got an enderchest once again. also got the soul sand so I can start on those XP farms. My buddy is going to build one using the 4th spawner I found. Once I have god-gear I think I'll build a glazed terracotta palace.

    https://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Glazed_Terracotta
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  11. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Speaking of books, "Two Hundred Years Together" by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn might be a good place to start. It's banned in the US. I wonder why...
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  12. G4LM African Astronaut
    Just lost a full set of diamond armor and weapons, two nearly full maps, and an undying totem which obbe says is rare. I think all my stuff disappeared when my game crashed.

    Gonna punch a block sized hole in my wall and come back tomorrow lol
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am working on a megaproject that will turn this untamed wilds into HOLY GROUND FOR THE MINEOLITH

    OUR GOAL IN THE WILDERNESS IS TO DIG BENEATH THE BEDROCK AND STUDY THE MYSTERY OF THE VOID

    WE CLAIM ALL YOU SEE HERE IN THIS MAP EXCEPT COMRADE ALLIES SOY AND LUIGIS RESPECTED BASES

    ALL HAIL THE GLORY OF BEDROCK AND THE WONDERS OF THE VOID. OUR OBELISK WILL TOUCH THE SKYBOX AND BE EXPOSED TO THE SACRED BEDROCK

    TODAY WE MAKE OUR BANNER AND ANNOUNCE OURSELVES TO THIS WORLD

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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You are all just brainwashed because you haven't taken enough LSD to destroy your sense of personality and ego.

    We are all just particles of energy in an infinitely chaotic cosmic loop and our entire perception of reality being held together by molecular bonds of an atomic structure we call our brain
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  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Use TestDisk (https://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk) to see if it can recover anything. Honestly though, I see this constantly. "Son knocked over my external hard drive", "Cat knocked over my external hard drive", "Dog knocked over my external hard drive" "Husband knocked over my external hard drive.". Some of them are designed in a way to stand upright on their side. Huge no-no. Never do that. They should be lying flat to the surface they are on. They are easily tilted over and when a hard drive spinning at 7200RPMs or higher tilts over, slams into a desk or the floor, often times, what you see is head damage. The heads are the tiny little magnetic "reader" that reads the data on the platters. Yes, the heads can be replaced, but not by you most likely.

    Almost certainly this requires a professional data recovery lab that specializes in physically damaged hard drives. I have a recommendation in Atlanta, GA as well as one in Toronto if you are interested.
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  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That means the minimum age for porn is 21

    That's the age for alcohol in the United States, it's illegal to drink but you can star in porn? Wtf?

    18 years old is a TEENAGER that's basically a child, they are barely an adult and still developing. If you are sexually attracted to 18 year old girls you belong in prison
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  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    How to buy meth:

    Walk up to any homeless person and say "I know you're part of the police and RCMP organized drug task force that sells government cocaine and I just wanted to purchase a gram of meth from you"

    Then When they start wigging out you say "don't forget your police training! Stay calm under pressure"

    They all actually do work for the RCMP and police selling government cocaine so they will act angry and do the ooga booga to scare you off but if you stand your ground and tell them you just want a gram no hassle they will call their government handlers and you get stuff made in government labs by jedi scientists
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by G4LM 13 is too young imo. At that age their brains are still developing. It can cause permanent damage and condition them to the reward of drugs. Especially if not done responsibly, or in a bad crowd.

    I'd probably say 16 at the lowest but even that's risky as far as brain development goes. It's at 25 or so it reaches homo stasis


    lol I typed homo and autocorrect gave me ⚣
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  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke PM me the deets

    please unban fona plats
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  20. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Howdy niggas

    eBagger back atcha wit anotha hot fiya search fo' that sweet barrier island coco!

    I've been pretty sober over the past year, thus accounting for my lack of blockbuster, 2-thumbs up, critically acclaimed, 5-star threads. Cause when I'm crunk I'm usually more active for some reason.

    ANYWAY.

    I was at my buddies house when I was tracking the storm, and I stumbled across this little piece of news...



    So even though I'm on the North Carolina coast, I thought to myself...it's worth a go!!

    So early morning as soon as the sun came out, and the tide came out, I paddled out to the barrier island in search of large amount of Cocaine bricks, or any other narcotic.

    I forgot my camera, as I wasn't thinking of making a thread on it, but I came across some cool stuff too big to haul back, but of no real value. One being a giant Coast Guard Buoy washed up on shore. It looks almost exactly like this, huge enough for me to climb on, with a solar light on top, and a giant bin with 2-inch wide bolts holding it shut.



    I may update the thread this weekend or early next week with whats inside, as it will take some work, but with one of those giant wrenches meant for working on diesel engines, or maybe even a plumbers wrench and some WD-40 could be enough to break the rusted bolts.

    I asked my friend to ask her husband, who is in the coast guard what are in these suckers. I was told "nothing", and warned of the dangers of tampering with Government property. HAH. I said BITCH...don't restrict my freedom of adventure! Not really, but I was like "oh".

    and I did say I give 0 hoots about that shit, and the government does shit I don't agree with all the time fuck their buoys. Of course if it serious this is all in minecraft, and the pictures I upload will be slightly blocky LOL

    NOW. For the treasure!

    I was disappointed honestly, but I believe either a shipment of sunglasses went overboard, or its just random but considering the amount of sunglasses I found it seemed to be a small shipment went overboard somewhere. I walked the course of a few miles, and every quarter mile I would find a pair of sunglasses. They were full of barnacles but I've been soaking them and they seem to come clean. I got about 6-8 useable pair of sunglasses and some snorkels and a snorkel mouthpiece. I can't make out the brands on some, one of them being Under Armor.



    Getting hot and eaten alive by giant island flies, I decided to head back, not totally disappointed as I have a buoy to check out, and found some cool stuff to look at and glasses.

    I came across a lone man walking, and he yelled something indecipherable to me, I walked over and asked him "wha?"

    --"Ah g'day! I thought you were Bills son my bad, I'm Mark good to meetcha!"
    "Ah Gday Mark!"
    --"Oy these flies'll take a chunk out of ya Christ"
    "You ain't lyin Mark, hazards everywhere out here, watch the broken glass!"
    --"Oh will do mate, good luck on your search!"

    This fella seemed Australian, and feisty, I might as well joke with him about what I'm lookin for, since he seemed to inquire I was indeed "searching" for something

    "Yeah man, I'm on the search alright, I read a bunch of Cocaine bricks washed up on Florida, I'm seein if theres any stragglers!"

    --"AHH HAHAHAHH IS THAT ROIGHT HAHA"
    --"True story I went to Belize with my brother walking on the beach, and I found a bale THIS BIG *does giant box shape with hands* of Pot! Couldn't take it on the plane of course but boy was that something"
    "Thats awesome! Thanks for the inspiration!"
    --"Yezzir good luck!"

    AHA Finding another mate who'd successfully found kush on the beach. Maybe there was still a chance!

    I return to my landing area, then, not 20 meters from where I landed, I spotted a box in the distance....



    OH YEAH! JACKPOT!

    A functional military box! It was heavy too! I was too excited, but too exhausted as well, so I tossed my loot in the kayak and headed back.

    Upon eating mac and cheese and showering, I opened the box hoping for anything cool from the military really, but unfortunately the only thing stuffed in there was empty ammo boxes, and a couple of papa johns pizza plates.

    Thats about it. I'll update if I get the energy and motivation to head back and open the buoy.
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