Posts by Common De-mominator

1. 2019-06-15 at 11:52 AM UTC in One word story
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Shits
2. 2019-06-15 at 11:48 AM UTC in One word story
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Bitch
3. 2019-06-15 at 11:43 AM UTC in Midget with a knife vs full grown retard, who would win?
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Remember under default conditions, MWAK is only able to reach up to maybe FGR's waist.
4. 2019-06-15 at 11:39 AM UTC in Midget with a knife vs full grown retard, who would win?
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CASPER Retard ftw. I mean have you ever seen a midget wave his stubby little arms? Their dexterity sucks. Tell the retard someone store his commander Worf lunchbox, and one tearful yeti wail and donkey kong ground slap later, that midget is toast.

   
   Don't be so sure, midgets are basically like adult children with testosterone. They can be pretty jacked, fast and dextrous
   
   
   
   
5. 2019-06-15 at 11:36 AM UTC in Midget with a knife vs full grown retard, who would win?
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is a paradox.
   
   people with high iq just dont use kerambits.
   
   just ask aldra.

   
   Idk, apparently karambits are by far the easiest knife to use effectively in combat because you can just go nuts slashing. Whatever, maybe a 6 inch fixed blade knife.
6. 2019-06-15 at 11:34 AM UTC in One word story
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Titties
7. 2019-06-15 at 11:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   I like the phrase "bum chum" though. §m£ÂgØL and I are one big chumdumpster.
8. 2019-06-15 at 3:45 AM UTC in Ever thought about being in a gang rape?
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by HTS It's on the table. And I am appropriately shameful. I'm not proud that this is how I am, but it is how I am. I am deeply ashamed. Which is what keeps me to myself, instead of marching through the streets half naked screaming at people for thinking I'm fucked in the head. 😢

   
   So you're shameful... And what? Then what happens?
9. 2019-06-15 at 3:30 AM UTC in Midget with a knife vs full grown retard, who would win?
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Fence is randomly electrified for 10 seconds every 30-60 seconds
10. 2019-06-15 at 3:25 AM UTC in Ever thought about being in a gang rape?
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by HTS Because kinks are fucking gross. Some people like eating shit. Some people wear diapers. Some people want to be raped. Their desires are weird, and bad, and they should feel bad. 🤔
    
    Shame is just the feeling you're supposed to get when you stop acting like a normal person. It is probably the most powerful emotion responsible for keeping our civilization going. And if you aren't feeling it when you should be, if yoy aren't ashamed, then you should be shamed by the people around you. Shame.
    
    Shame.
    
    Shame.

    
    You plan to chop your dick off, right?
11. 2019-06-15 at 3:20 AM UTC in One word story
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Inside
12. 2019-06-15 at 2:14 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Wow you said "fast food" in the most retarded way humanly possible.
13. 2019-06-15 at 12:11 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
14. 2019-06-15 at 12:09 AM UTC in Midget with a knife vs full grown retard, who would win?
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by HTS You're assuming FGR is going to notice that he's been stabbed in the midst of full blown tardrage. 🤔

    
    He will not. Tard is going for the kill at all costs.
15. 2019-06-15 at 12:09 AM UTC in Midget with a knife vs full grown retard, who would win?
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    120 IQ midget
    
    Karambit
16. 2019-06-14 at 11:41 PM UTC in Midget with a knife vs full grown retard, who would win?
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT Does the special n÷ds fighter adgile?

    
    Only if the overdrive is activate
17. 2019-06-14 at 11:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    The problem of induction has been looming in my consciousness recently.
18. 2019-06-14 at 9:24 PM UTC in You aren't what you think you are.
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    The production of neurochemicals is ultimately irrelevant, it's the processing of it that matters.
19. 2019-06-14 at 7:58 PM UTC in Ever thought about being in a gang rape?
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Zanick I am frequently mobbed and raped by scores of women at a time, and I assure you it's nothing you'd like to be a part of. They are all sexual piranhas bent on devouring beautiful men until only bones are left.

    
    This post is a cognitohazard to incels and MRAs.
20. 2019-06-14 at 7:55 PM UTC in Ever thought about being in a gang rape?
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Grape.