Posts by Common De-mominator

1. 2019-04-03 at 5:05 PM UTC in Zelda BOTW
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   The tower surrounded by guardians was the biggest pain in my asshole, but it was very satisfying to sneacc up there.
2. 2019-04-03 at 3:44 PM UTC in Best nis theme
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   AMOLED because I almost never use this site from a desktop, and it is the most battery efficient for AMOLED screens.
3. 2019-04-03 at 12:15 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

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4. 2019-04-03 at 11:59 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CASPER We need a freestyle battle thread.
   
   I also want to start the "assemble your bank robbery dream team" thread, but I need a look at the full user list.

   
   I keep trying to do the dream team thing but I just keep using the A-team structure. I would be Face.
5. 2019-04-03 at 2:26 AM UTC in Zelda BOTW
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Fuck me, going from a 144 Hz monitor to a barely 30 FPS title was PAINFUL
6. 2019-04-03 at 2:25 AM UTC in Zelda BOTW
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   My biggest complaint was the dogshit framerate.
7. 2019-04-02 at 7:08 PM UTC in My liveleak video has almost 65k views in 1 day
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That could have gone horribly wrong, the glass could have shattered and hot glass shards could taken the old fella out.

   
   The glass might have shattered but a firecracker doesn't have enough concussive force to launch them anywhere, specially through water. Maybe if you put it in a glass vial and sealed it.
8. 2019-04-02 at 1:12 PM UTC in Folks the simple fact is that Zanick does not exist
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Why is there a blank gap on this page under my last post?
9. 2019-04-02 at 1:11 PM UTC in Zelda BOTW
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Yeah just let me use my brain, it is that simple. Even if the end result is "you killed 5 goons", the fact that you can choose how makes all the difference.
   
   Lanny did you know you can goomba stomp enemies with your shield if you flip over them and start a shield surf? Finding different ways to style on fools was the selling point to me.
10. 2019-04-02 at 3:58 AM UTC in I hate fags
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano No baby is born with a gay accent, and gay men will NOT tell you how they got it. They just say, ohh yeah, idk, i just started speaking this way lmao. Uhhhhhhh, that was a LEARNED behavior dingleshit.

    
    So what? So is almost every mannerism you have.
11. 2019-04-02 at 3:50 AM UTC in I hate fags
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Lol it's passionate kissing during the plowing.
12. 2019-04-02 at 3:49 AM UTC in Candyrein
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Those are grammatically equivalent, yes.
13. 2019-04-02 at 3:45 AM UTC in Zelda BOTW
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Song of storms and use the song of time to get 2 letters from the shop dude
14. 2019-04-02 at 3:36 AM UTC in I hate fags
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ And that's understandable. And for the life of me I cant understand the "from behind" shots of strictly man asshole and cock plowing into a pussy that you can barely (if it all) even see. Why are these so often included in scenes? Is to appeal to the potentially bi-curious crowd? I dont see any other logic to it.

    
    Bad porn direction.
    
    Can you guess what I find most erotic in (hetero) porn? It's real faggy.
15. 2019-04-02 at 3:34 AM UTC in Candyrein
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho That's not a thing

    
    Anything is a thing if you put your mind to it.
16. 2019-04-02 at 3:30 AM UTC in Zelda BOTW
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Type botw into Google you ignorant igmoramus
17. 2019-04-02 at 3:29 AM UTC in I hate fags
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I mean if looking at rock hard cocks means you're gay I've probably watched enough porn to be a full blown faggot for multiple lifetimes.
    
    But I don't search 'hard cocks doing things things to female body parts'

    
    The usual excuse is that you're picturing the rock hard cock to be yourself fucking the women
18. 2019-04-02 at 3:25 AM UTC in Zelda BOTW
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I think BOTW will be remembered as one of the GOATS for pushing open world gameplay.
    
    Remember, before this game, most open world games were essentially apeing the Ubishit formula of tower hunting, then minimap collectible hunting for useless shit... Or almost completely static open worlds like GTA.
    
    Whereas BOTW really pioneered design with regards to systems interacting, including systems in the world. For example one of my favourite things is launching a flaming arrows at grass that is upwind of an explosive barrel or enemies, then going in to fuck their shit. Or starting a fire, then using your paraglider on the updraft. Or cutting down a tree and rolling it into a goldoup of enemies. Or a whole host of other things. Similarly you can attach octorok balloons to a raft, then use the wind leaf to pilot your new blimp to wherever the fuck you want.
    
    It's definitely not a classic Zelda game but... Damn there are like 500 of those.
19. 2019-04-02 at 3:16 AM UTC in I hate fags
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I'm not actually gay. I only say I'm gay because I would have no problem with being gay and the possibility bothers homophobes more than it bothers me. It's like people who get bothered by pictures of hot naked guys: what's your malfunction? Are you afraid you're going to like the dick if you stare at it too long?
20. 2019-04-02 at 3:10 AM UTC in Folks the simple fact is that Zanick does not exist
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Impossible, Zanick doesn't exist.