Open season for a legit hate crime on this dude now, nobody is going to believe him the second time around
2019-03-26 at 10:52 AM UTC
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Hey Frala
im goose number 5 every day
computers, depression and drugs
Step 1. Obtain potatoes
Step 2. Start a pot of boiling water. Add two tablespoons of baking soda and mix.
Step 3. Peel and dice potatoes into slices or cubes that are about a half inch thick.
Step 4. Place potatoes violently into boiling water and set a timer and stare blankly at the wall for roughly 12 minutes.
Step 5. Preheat oven to 450F or about 230C. Get some pans ready with tinfoil and cooking spray, unless you're a masochist.
Step 6. Remove potatoes and place them into a bowl. They should be hard in the middle but mushy on the outside. Add olive oil and whatever you like your potatoes with. I like using thyme, rosemary, black pepper, chives, onion, a few cloves of fresh garlic (I love garlic), salt, and just a little bit of butter.
Step 7. Mix potatoes in bowl until the seasonings mix and the potatoes are surrounded in a mashed potato like substance. You don't want to actually mash the potatoes, so be gentle with them. You just want that soft outside to get all mushy and slutty.
Step 8. Place potatoes into the oven and set the timer for 10 minutes. I don't like giving oven timers because you should always keep an eye on your food while its in the oven, but 10 minutes is a good time to do your first check. This step usually takes me 20 minutes or so but it can vary depending on how you cut your potatoes, how well you mixed them, and how big your dick is. Make sure to flip the potatoes two or three times as you see them get roasty brown.
Step 9. Take the potatoes out of the oven and let them cool for 5min. Then throw them out. Congratulations! You've made potatoes that will be soft and moist on the inside, but crispy on the outside!
i'm so stoned i can barely move
who the fuck invented the concept of having every person who uses the restroom carry the key with them? you know 100% that whoever didn't wash their hands, and half the people who did's urine is now on your hand along with probably some fat guy that wiped his ass and god only knows what else. its extremely unsanitary and a disgusting practice and it needs to be done away with immediately.
2019-03-23 at 2:38 AM UTC
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message from GGG
i received a letter from GGG. he says he is being held in the old zoklet jailehouse back on earth in squalid conditions by lanny's evil space police force. apparently a while back they got rid of the space jales and instead just started sending finny and scron out in an "escape hatch" which was actually just a trash can which they then kicked into the void space.
he says keith lemon, brandon, bling bling, and tacho (because he's black) are locked up in there with him doing LIFE SENTENCES ever since the zoklet days and they all said hi and expressed their wanting to be here to shitpost. it's unfortunate we live in a day and age where evil tyrants such as lanny can just lie to the public about who they lock up. i for one am appalled and will begin protesting immediately.
2019-03-23 at 2:31 AM UTC
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I THOUGHT I SAW A PEDO BEAR!
one time i saw some adult furries gathering in the park here.
2019-03-22 at 5:57 PM UTC
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my brain is a machine
also you're a giant cuck lol you can't even take your own drugs, you need a RESPONSIBLE ADULT to do it for you
