2019-10-13 at 4:33 PM UTC
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Fona hung up on me
Originally posted by Fonaplats
I just woke up. Why your calling so much?
Now you just hang up when I answer
I have you on autodial nigga.
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Seriously. This girl was fucking hot. No lies. No troll.
I was thinking wtf. She was was banging.
I'm going to Thailand next year. fu
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2019-10-04 at 9:52 PM UTC
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Have u ever beat someone up?
In 5th grade this kid kept giving me flat tires(when you step on the back of someone's shoe and cause the back half of the foot to come out) so I beat the shit out of him. He cried and I got suspended.
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2019-10-06 at 12:23 AM UTC
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So I am in Mexico now
OP definitely needs to burn off that pudge. I bet he's banging some Latina prostitutes right now. I actually was getting a tug jug from a Chinese one earlier.
I think I should go meet up with OP and fuck some latinas with him...
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2019-10-04 at 9:48 PM UTC
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What a weire place
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2019-10-04 at 8:01 PM UTC
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So I am in Mexico now
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Tattoos are for people that like bumper stickers. They really want to express themselves...as if others care.
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2019-09-25 at 10:56 PM UTC
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I Am GoingTo The Hospital
Originally posted by Fonaplats
It's going to be one of those situations where they don't do anything till my guts explode.
I just hope I get to the hospital in time that day.
Awww. Our special little guy has a belly ache.
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2019-09-24 at 12:03 AM UTC
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I Am GoingTo The Hospital
Originally posted by 8stringflinG
Stop buying organic it costs more money, harms the environment, and really isn't any different from the other stuff. Lots of organic pesticides and they still use GMO if you're worried about that for some illogical reason.
I don't have to pay for it. Also I have read that it's better, which makes me better, and I like being a better person.
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2019-09-21 at 8:10 PM UTC
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I Am GoingTo The Hospital
Just ate at a Nepali restaurant. Taste so good. I usually feel happy and healthy.
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2019-09-19 at 12:30 AM UTC
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Termination of the Obese
Imagine, a world of healthy, happy, fit people. A place where everyone fits in(imagine seats on a plane). A place where the cost of health insurance is so low that it's basically free. A place where buffets do not need to add limits and ban people.
We can do it if we eliminate the obese.
We can!
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If everyone does this just a little bit, we'll drive people from public restrooms here.
People that are shitting are usually on their phones. They'll check out the forum and once they see the people we really are, they'll be hooked.
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2019-09-05 at 7:09 PM UTC
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Bill Nye The Science Guy
I got the day off and now I'm at a brewery and collecting thingsfor the day with a full body massage(pronounced massagi) soon and maybe a hike.
Have a nice day.
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Originally posted by DietPiano
That's really rich coming from you, I happen to be sober
From me? What's that mean?
I am a healthy person that collects precious metals, cash, crypto, and gift cards.
Oh I see. You mean I'm rich with quality. Well, yeah.
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CandyRein - so I could keep her body in my bed for pleasure.
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Originally posted by Solstice
How was the prostitute?
She was okay.
It was one of those Chinese massage places. So no sex. Just blowjob, handjob, and titty fuck.
Like I said though, the Mariners gamewas great even though they lost.
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Both for the first time.
I'd like the say, the Mariners were great.
I also got like $400 in gift cards.
How has your weekend been?
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Candy, I'm your biggest fan.
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I weigh 155lbs and I'm 5' 11".
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