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2019-10-05 at 9:09 PM UTC in Barnacle penis threadListen, barnacle penises are fascinating things.
First of all, they’re gigantic. Certain barnacles have penises that extend 8 times the length of their bodies, giving them the largest penis-to-body-size ratio in the entire animal kingdom. Their sex organs are large for a reason, though. You see, barnacles are sessile creatures, which means that the adults attach themselves to something like a rock or a boat, and then basically don’t move from that spot for the rest of their lives. But, if you can’t move, how do you find a mate? Well, one way is to grow a ridiculously long penis and use it to reach over and inseminate your neighbors. The longer the organ, the more partners you can reach and inseminate.
On top of that, some barnacles can actually change how their penises look based on where they’re living. Pacific Acorn Barnacles that live in calm waters have relatively long and thin penises, while those living in more turbulent waters tend to have shorter, stouter penises. This makes sense from a hydrodynamic perspective, since a shorter, wider, heavier penis would bend less and be easier to maneuver in a rough sea.
The really crazy thing is that if you take a Pacific Acorn Barnacle that’s lived its entire life in a turbulent area, and you transplant it to a much calmer area, that same individual will change its penis size and shape to accommodate its new conditions. This neat trick is a great example of something biologists call “phenotypic plasticity,” which is the ability to change your physical traits in response to the environment.
I realize my enthusiasm about barnacle penises might sound a bit immature, but I’m in good company. Charles Darwin wrote extensively about barnacles and their reproduction, and he too was wowed by the size of their penises.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-05 at 5:03 AM UTC in Jesus is KingRepent and find faith in esus christ
Jesus forgives all that willing enter his kingdomThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-04 at 1:18 AM UTC in being a total degenerateThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-02 at 8:35 PM UTC in I miss MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGYeah i dont like star trek either. Im a star wars guyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-02 at 5:16 PM UTC in Had my first day at classI signed up for a creative writing class at the community college downtown and today was my first day and it was good. It's ran professor Deckard. He's quite the card he's also starting up his own baseball team in the community and tried to push it on to us but I'm not much of a baseball player and didn't want to purchase the uniform. Then theres Sara, I know her from the rosedale kitchen and bar, she's quite the sassy, she's 26 and a mother but needs time to herself besides riding her adult tricycle. Her husband watches their son so its all good. And then theres bob cole, he's my age I grew up with, went the same schools, he's gotten a lot bigger like his dad Jason cole who owns a car dealship, his dad used to be so fat my mom told me that at the bar he'd have use two bars stool for his big butt, but boy did he love eating hamburgers and drinknig beer. And then theirs liz she's a real hipster but a ball breaker as well she always has something to say but she's cool anyways.
Theres a few other people I haven't met yet but thats because the people I just mentioned in my group for our class project, we've decided to make a zine with stories / poetry /comics and art reviews. Bob cole is kind of the black sheep of the group as he only likes to write about sports and so thats going to be oddball part of the scene but he's still a good guy. I remember back grade school when we'd play kickball and he always wanted to be the umpire.. lol whatever.. But yeah we went of the framework about this class and were assigned a book to do a review on. I was assigned orb station zero by dan davis.
But yeah after class the four of us decided to go to big bites for a lunch meeting to discuss the project and get to know each more. We all got burritos and mashed potato's. I was putting gravy all over mine and sarah make a remark how I always eat so unhealthy and why do i feel the need to slather everything in gravy that its disgusting, I asked her why is it she's so bitchy and not funny, she means well she just think being constantly sarcastic is the only way she can come off as witty.
We were eating and liz kept going on about dick chenney and how he's probably a sodomite, and I asked whats wrong with that? And she said oh gimme a break doug the only people that enjoy sodomy are rich white men, do you think women enjoy being like that? And I was of course, women are degenerates and Bob cole started laughing almost choking on his food. But yeah all in all it was a good first day of class
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUVwT8zcS5Z_rYXnpomlbfg/videos
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2019-10-02 at 11 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the momentOk that guy looks like hes about to deep throat a big red weird dildo (as opposed to a big red normal dildo).The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-02 at 9:20 AM UTC in What would your funeral song be?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-02 at 8:59 AM UTC in Trump had the idea of making a moat across the southern U.S. border and filling it with snakes and alliGAYtors to stop immigration into the country.I mean, it would workThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-02 at 2:29 AM UTC in I feel like a castaway, aimlessly drifting out in the ocean on a raft...learn to swimThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-01 at 5:59 PM UTC in Black TreesNo.
Inb4 that's racist.
It's a Christmas Tree with a mashup of Halloween and Christmas trees.
Some come in Orange and Black (pine trees),
Your thoughts?
I think it shows the world is going to hell. Even though Xmas trees are kind of a pagan concept.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-01 at 6:18 AM UTC in CANDYREIN PI LEAKED!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-30 at 2:20 AM UTC in is rehab a meme?
Originally posted by bigthink yeah I know it was a low iq decision. but it worked in the short term. I was at the point where I couldn't drive, go to the laundromat, etc so I was desperate.
tell me, what would a thinking man such as yourself have done?
I don't know, but coke gives me anxiety right when it wears off. I'm not a big fan. Plus it's expensive. I frankly don't understand how anyone can/why anyone would get addicted to coke over opiates.
What would I have done? I'll tell you what I have done. I got addicted to opiates.
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2019-09-29 at 7:29 PM UTC in My latest work of extreme genius is completeniggerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-29 at 4:13 AM UTC in Gender Neutral Barbie Dolls?
Originally posted by gadzooks Literally 100% of people who meet me assume I'm gay.
The few who actually elaborate on why tell me that it's got something to do with my voice and exaggerated hand motions.
So yeah, I know first hand that the whole concept of a "gaydar" is flawed from the get go.
How bad is your voice/hand motions? I never assume anyone is gay based on that stuff. I guess it's probably because of JUSTIN who was just stereotypical gay all throughout school and then he became the biggest pimp in the world and fucked like half the cheerleaders in my grade.
Then again, I have met some people who act like that and are gay as hell. I can't stand those people though. It feels like an act.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-28 at 3:28 PM UTC in Get your username spraypainted/sharpie'd onto the side of a shipwrecked, or CAPSIZED boat (NiS version)'CandyRein is a nigger' -§m£ÂgØLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-26 at 11:36 PM UTC in no i will not wear sunglassesOP IS AWAKEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-26 at 5:24 PM UTC in non-whites shouldn't be allowed to live in the United StatesOp isnt even white lol
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2019-09-26 at 3:35 AM UTC in Does anyone fish?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-25 at 6:55 PM UTC in Crazy White Teenie has an Embarrassing Meltdown.
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Anyone remembers Darkhunters threads about peak oil? They were pretty epic
its kind of retarded to think oils are created in a specific time period and stopped.
this is not true. the earth produces oil on a daily basis and it never stops, and oils arent made from dead dinosaurs, they're made from soils, which are feceses and bodies of dead creatures, of not just dinosaurs but also of cows and birds and dogs and trees and your great grandpas.
oils are a renewable form of energy people, and trillions of barrels of it are being produced in the belly of the earth while your asleep.
on a daily basis.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-24 at 11:12 PM UTC in Kraftwerk ist wunderbar!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
