Posts by Krow

1. 2019-04-10 at 8:44 PM UTC in How gay are these curtains on a scale of 1 to 33
   

   Krow African Astronaut
   I just get a solid pattern and color. beige
   
   can't go wrong with that
   
   You know, the "Manager's Special" grade of curtain
2. 2019-04-10 at 8:42 PM UTC in In this household we share.
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby idk because its not available here.

   
   Your original claim
   
   "He's not in murica"
   
   You get a request of what it would cost in America
   
   Your response
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby idk because its not available here.

   
   OMG! lay off the heroin.
3. 2019-04-10 at 8:40 PM UTC in Poetic NIS Disease
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby IN THIS HOUSEHOLD WE SHARE

   
   Sounds like the good ol' farmer's wife joke
4. 2019-04-10 at 8:39 PM UTC in Jail in about 48 hours
   

   Krow African Astronaut
   Why do you guys have to bust on him just as he's going in.
   
   Fuck off SpectraL and get me that log
5. 2019-04-10 at 8:36 PM UTC in Poetic NIS Disease
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Who dat?🤔

   
   John Titor?
   
   he was a well known story that someone posted on a shitload of Web Forum BBS in 2000 (Im pretty sure it was earlier than that)
   
   A time traveller. I think a few indie films were made about him. We saw one that was decent.
   
   it's only a matter of time before Hollywood rips it off and then the real writer exposes him or herself. but apparently to this day, no one has claimed being the writer and it's well enough written, people were waiting for his claims to come true
6. 2019-04-10 at 8:32 PM UTC in Poetic NIS Disease
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tee hee hee I see. I didnt know we had microscopic bees in this timeline/reality.

   
   John Titor.. that you ??
7. 2019-04-10 at 8:31 PM UTC in Jail in about 48 hours
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Instigator What

   
   He is asking what your wing number/name is so your mail doesn't get lost.
   
   
   Sorry to hear about this. I hope you get your own room.. unless you want someone else with you.
8. 2019-04-10 at 8:26 PM UTC in In this household we share.
   

   Krow African Astronaut
   Who was looking up CPS phone number before realized "Oh, this is one of Kr0z' Kr0z-Stories
9. 2019-04-10 at 8:19 PM UTC in The Day Drinking Thread
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Does it count as day drinking if you work night shift?

   
   or if it's daytime somewhere else on the planet?
10. 2019-04-10 at 8:18 PM UTC in Drugs are for losers
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes.
    
    and yours is way, way over what it should be.

    
    Oh noesh!
    
    
    
    can haz aspirn?
11. 2019-04-10 at 8:16 PM UTC in ASSANGE TO GET FUCKED LIVESTREAM
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Krow = Totse2K1 = mentally ill

    
    User name = program name of a class given by Doctor Michael A. Aquino
    
    or so I'm told.
12. 2019-04-10 at 8:13 PM UTC in Drugs are for losers
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your mental is ill.

    
    Why, does it have a temperature?
13. 2019-04-10 at 8:12 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist Gonna go later and look at some slightly used bedroom furniture. It’s really nice stuff. Stuff I couldn’t afford straight off the showroom floor. Hopefully it’s in the shape it seems to be, cause it’ll be mine.

    
    just buy a new matress and boxspring.
    
    or have them sterilized if they're in decent shape.
    
    bed bugs are impossible to see in grub size
14. 2019-04-10 at 8:10 PM UTC in ASSANGE TO GET FUCKED LIVESTREAM
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny is this a problem ?

    
    But you don't hate yellow people
15. 2019-04-10 at 8:10 PM UTC in Poetic NIS Disease
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho What's this got to do with NIS?

    
    
    I'm gonna bee like a Halictidae Yo! and feed off them tears of yours.
16. 2019-04-10 at 8:08 PM UTC in where the fuck is my fucking jaw supposed to sit
    

    Krow African Astronaut
    This is code. This means something
    
    like Richard Dreyfuss's fork in a plate of mash tators
    
    
17. 2019-04-10 at 8:04 PM UTC in Poetic NIS Disease
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by tee hee hee How does He end up with 4 bees in her eyes?? Wouldnt you bee like after the first bee, umm i think somethings wrong!??

    
    So they're are a species of bees that are really really micro-sized
    
    it took an optomitist's special microscope to see 4 were living near the tear duct. they're called Halictadea or "Sweet bees"
    
    Sounds poetic that they were "living off of her tears"
    
    I'm gonna bee like a Halictidae Yo! and feed off them tears of yours.
    
    
18. 2019-04-10 at 7:59 PM UTC in ASSANGE TO GET FUCKED LIVESTREAM
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but obama is black.
    
    and we know what this means.

    
    You hate Black people too?
19. 2019-04-10 at 7:57 PM UTC in The reaction of people
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -mal- It’s true I’m a loser and go in TC.

    
    You're my friend Mal.
    
    You will always have an ear of mine if you need
    
    
    My crusty infected ears prolly won't hear much with all the drops I'll prolly need. but it's the thought that counts
    
    
    Sweaty headphones and earbuds are a harbor of nasty fungal bacteria. if your ears itch everytime you wear them.. there is a reason
    
    -this has been a public announcement by the official 'local BBS guy who cares' Otomycosis campaign.
20. 2019-04-10 at 7:34 PM UTC in The Keto diet killed my baby.
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mikeyagain

    
    at first I thought that was a chimney with some kind of radio device hanging off of it.
    
    what was the point of this video again?