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Posts by Octavian

  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Lol at liking the least favourite Beatle.

    Untalented twat who's only successful independent contribution to The Beatles is a shit yellow submarine song and being the narrator for Thomas the tank engine.

  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Anyone else just switch off after blowing their load? It's as if I have zero interest in anything sexual and can't wait for them to leave my apartment. They just lay there legs trembling, or try and snuggle in as if we are now somehow unified. Annoyed, all I can think of is my muck slowly leaking out and her leaving slug trails on my fresh fucking sheets.

    A good woman knows not to overstay her welcome.
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Premature ejaculation
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sophie Ave Maria wasn't written for Hitman, my negro. Ergo, it's not video game music.

    I know that my negress, however this was the first time I had heard this version, and it was on a game of all things.
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Panthrax is one of the card-carrying, lifetime membership Fun Bunch alumni, though.

    I love your tongue in cheek sardonicism. It conjures up images of a moody child that's not allowed to join the cool kids' club.
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by infinityshock ripped off lanny the trannys granny panty to give him a whammy in his faggy saggy fanny then made him say 'spank me daddy' and sold him to a nappy picaninny to be his nutsack-nanny in the KKK all day ill let you use your prostate to squeeze the salty sauce from my nutsack. that will satiate you hunger for the man-goo, you dirty handsome and well tanned individual [/qoute]


  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Chivalry. I can't believe an ex actually brought that up in a break up argument.

    "Remember on our first date and you said, 'It's your round'?"

    She actually said that...
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    Allahu Akbar!
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Reading about some soldiers in Nam that stuck a fire hose up a woman and she exploded.

    10/10 for creativity, I didn't know that was even possible.
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    What the hell is that? Do you guys not do real drugs. Flake, weed and heroin?
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  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Caves everywhere dumbass
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Buzz cut. I look like Wentworth Miller anyway so I needs to keep this short so vaginas stay wet.
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    I've been invited around my neighbor's who is a goddess. I've refused like a shameful faggot. I need a hair cut, new clothes and gains. I think I may have Clap and these internal pains from drinking is fucking my shit up.
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Ahmed I don't tell my parent's

    Urgh, a heretic AND a disgusting pillow-biter.
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Pffft knives. £10 says OP is black.
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sophie Got dang rite. Also, members come categorized in usergroups, the usergroup is set to have certain permissions. I.E. We the 'regular' usergroup have the ability to modify our posts and make threads etc. However the administrative usergroup has a set of permissions beyond the scope of a regular user. Therefore they have the ability to close threads, modify other people's posts etc.

    Wait so NIS operates like a Junta and not just a dictatorship?

    I'm curious as to which persons are privvy to this usergroup.
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Good old England. Better make use of the NHS before it goes down the pan.
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Thanks Technologist. I'm going to get my bloods done anyway incase there's anything else I may not know about.
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