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  1. #81
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Never a good idea***.
  2. #82
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Beer fuckers! It's a slow drunk.
  3. #83
    Something called a β€œbuttoned up”
  4. #84
    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Drinking now....but the day has come and gone.
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  5. #85
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Cider again
  6. #86
    Scrolling through mashlehash is the best.

    I've said before that I hallucinate both psychedelicly and shadow peopley from seroquel at night, but last night was fucking nuts.

    I had seizures in a terrifyingly scary and malicious dream last night, and it didn't help that I had colored static going at the same time. I woke up in a fright. Thought I was gonna die from seizures that I literally felt in my dream, and they were FUCKING painful.

    Found out when I woke up it was just a migraine and seroquel shenanigans, and sleeping on my back which usually causes sleep paralysis for me. I guess my migraines feel like 3 times as painful in my sleep, cuz it was a killer when I woke up.

    Dream lasted two hours and was in real-time.
  7. #87
    Octavian motherfucker
    Reading about some soldiers in Nam that stuck a fire hose up a woman and she exploded.

    10/10 for creativity, I didn't know that was even possible.
  8. #88
    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Captain and Diet Sunkist. 😁🍹 Cheers!
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  9. #89
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DietPiano Scrolling through mashlehash is the best.

    I've said before that I hallucinate both psychedelicly and shadow peopley from seroquel at night, but last night was fucking nuts.

    I had seizures in a terrifyingly scary and malicious dream last night, and it didn't help that I had colored static going at the same time. I woke up in a fright. Thought I was gonna die from seizures that I literally felt in my dream, and they were FUCKING painful.

    Found out when I woke up it was just a migraine and seroquel shenanigans, and sleeping on my back which usually causes sleep paralysis for me. I guess my migraines feel like 3 times as painful in my sleep, cuz it was a killer when I woke up.

    Dream lasted two hours and was in real-time.

    lol you're the last person to have 'shenanigans' taking harsh anti-psychotics. trump has you exactly where he wants you. drooling on your desk while you're being home schooled by your hick utah parents so you can all be nuked to hell by 5g technology.

    dare to take the rational black pill fam?
  10. #90
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Bump.

    This will be my last day of day drinking for a long time.

    I may even stop drinking altogether.

    Tomorrow is the one year anniversary of my NiS join date, so I've been doing some thinking on what's changed in the past year, good or bad, and what needs to change.

    So, I tip my glass in honour of the bittersweet transition from degenerate drunkard to master of the universe. That transition begins today, but truly starts tomorrow.

    *takes a sip*
  11. #91
    Originally posted by gadzooks Bump.

    This will be my last day of day drinking for a long time.

    I may even stop drinking altogether.

    Tomorrow is the one year anniversary of my NiS join date, so I've been doing some thinking on what's changed in the past year, good or bad, and what needs to change.

    So, I tip my glass in honour of the bittersweet transition from degenerate drunkard to master of the universe. That transition begins today, but truly starts tomorrow.

    *takes a sip*

    3. The "junkie in denial" phase: At this point, you are a certified junkie. BUT, the rub about this part here is that you actually have no idea. People will point it out to you, but you still feel like you're the "casual user" from phase 1. You will say anything to justify it. You will recite the ridiculously played out cliches from after school specials and all that like "I can stop anytime I want". You're an addict, you just don't know it yet.
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  12. #92
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    good idea, start at the first thread you ever made and look how progressively retarded they get
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  13. #93
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by gadzooks Bump.

    This will be my last day of day drinking for a long time.

    I may even stop drinking altogether.

    Tomorrow is the one year anniversary of my NiS join date, so I've been doing some thinking on what's changed in the past year, good or bad, and what needs to change.

    So, I tip my glass in honour of the bittersweet transition from degenerate drunkard to master of the universe. That transition begins today, but truly starts tomorrow.

    *takes a sip*


    My philosophy in life is that if I can't do it drunk then it's probably too much effort to be worth doing sober.
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  14. #94
    Originally posted by Lanny My philosophy in life is that if I can't do it drunk then it's probably too much effort to be worth doing sober.

    "Utilitarian"
  15. #95
    Originally posted by Lanny My philosophy in life is that if I can't do it drunk then it's probably too much effort to be worth doing sober.

    but lanny, alcohols are evil.

    for every gallons of alcohol you consume, an equal amount of gallon of CO2 is released. worse when its colored alcohols, like whiskeys and cognacs because then, trees, normally harmless oaks that do nothing but mind their own business of slurping up dioxides of carbon and refurbishing them into oxygen in the forests would have to be chopped down, turned into barrels and charred.

    producing loads of carbon. and its dioxides. even worse is when these brandies and whiskies need to be pass thru charcoal enhancements, because then, blocks of virgin oaks would have to be chopped up and burnt, releasing an even greater amount of CO2, just to produce lumps of single use charcoal for charcoal enhancements.

    we have moral obligations to stop drinking alcohols and its high time we let the need of the environment trump our need to be intoxicated.
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  16. #96
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Zooks, all that booze gonna make ya bloated and feel like a woman on her period here soon.
  17. #97
    Originally posted by DietPiano "Utilitarian"

    utili-veganism.
  18. #98
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but lanny, alcohols are evil.

    for every gallons of alcohol you consume, an equal amount of gallon of CO2 is released. worse when its colored alcohols, like whiskeys and cognacs because then, trees, normally harmless oaks that do nothing but mind their own business of slurping up dioxides of carbon and refurbishing them into oxygen in the forests would have to be chopped down, turned into barrels and charred.

    producing loads of carbon. and its dioxides. even worse is when these brandies and whiskies need to be pass thru charcoal enhancements, because then, blocks of virgin oaks would have to be chopped up and burnt, releasing an even greater amount of CO2, just to produce lumps of single use charcoal for charcoal enhancements.

    we have moral obligations to stop drinking alcohols and its high time we let the need of the environment trump our need to be intoxicated.

    I agree. This is why it is evil for lanny to stuff all the butter sauce twinkies into his gullet and down to his fat ASS. He is contributing to the PAIN AND SUFFEREING of other peoples, therefor LANNY is MORRALLY BAD
  19. #99
    Originally posted by DietPiano I agree. This is why it is evil for lanny to stuff all the butter sauce twinkies into his gullet and down to his fat ASS. He is contributing to the PAIN AND SUFFEREING of other peoples, therefor LANNY is MORRALLY BAD

    yea ... and do you know what hapens when harmless oak trees are being chopped down ?

    birds, preteen birds that has yet to learn how to fly crash to the ground along with their nests and suffer serious injuries,

    and even deaths. and sometimes even baby oran utangs were even killed in the process too,

    think of them apes and birds, say no to alcohol.
  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    more like the gay drankin thred
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