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2019-03-13 at 4:12 PM UTC in drank a lotta poppy tea
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2019-03-13 at 3:33 PM UTC in drank a lotta poppy teaMy dad moaned about wiring me £5 the jedi bastard. He knows I'm not working and is constantly sending pics how good his life is on holiday. Even in death he'll be acting jedi. Putting a clause in his will so I can't sell his house cause I'll "shove it up my nose", as if I'm actually that bad. I haven't had it in months and don't intend to with all the aches and pains. I swear he's getting a wicker basket coffin and the cheapest, private funeral money can buy.
I mean it's his money, he's worked long and hard his whole life I understand that, but his mantra is he's got "something to leave us when he dies". WHAT USE WILL IT BE TILL YOU'RE DEAD ASS HOLE? My mum practically brought me and my sister up, him only paying out of sheer necessity. That reason alone is why my sister has not spoken to him since him and my mother divorced 8 years ago. In his head he thinks he's done nothing wrong, absolute dick head! -
2019-03-13 at 1:06 PM UTC in How many people actually hooked up on DH?Clearly not many if everyone has come here.
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2019-03-13 at 1:04 PM UTC in what kind of underwear do u whereArmani or Calvin Klein if I know I'm getting vag.
Other than that mostly cheap Primark or any generic brand. -
2019-03-13 at 3:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-03-13 at 2:09 AM UTC in drank a lotta poppy teaChoose life
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2019-03-13 at 12:13 AM UTC in I left pork out for 15 hours, is it still okay?Your farts will smell extra potant.
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2019-03-12 at 11:48 PM UTC in White guy getting hassled at Indian food market
Originally posted by Bill Krozby so you've met every southerner in the UK? smh.. god you're retarded with your blatant blanket statements and generalizations..
Lol blanket statements, rag head statements, blankets, rags.
*Butt hurt faggot confirmed*
In regards to generalizations, it is common knowledge that those down south are dick heads as they probably feel about us up North. I don't need to validate all, that is simply what I think.
You fucking spastic. **Yawn**
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2019-03-12 at 10:55 PM UTC in Start at 3:20 for race carsThat level of awareness for something irrelevent is somewhat Autistic.
My friend's brother had us watching this conspiracy video. It was about hidden explicit messages inserted in The Simpsons, narrated by some faggot with an annoying voice.
I honestly wanted to bash his fucking head in for wasting my time watching it. As painful as it was to watch, it did have a point. Or it could have been a strange coincidence. Who actually has that amount of time on their hands or is it some heightened observation skills? -
2019-03-12 at 10:35 PM UTC in Start at 3:20 for race carsI heard someone fart, what's your point?
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2019-03-12 at 7:57 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-03-12 at 7:51 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Marry me.
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2019-03-12 at 7:50 PM UTC in Tall toiletsI use my sink as a urinal to save the extra calorie it takes to lift the seat up.
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2019-03-12 at 7:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by DietPiano I'm just so goddamned embarrassed about how I acted around everyone on xanax, and it kills me that I pushed everyone away and everyone thinks I'm literally retarded or a piece of shit because I literally couldn't see or hear well or remember ANYTHING, and would talk in circles and space out mid-conversation and forget things immediately and couldn't walk straight and had no coordination or fine motor skills, and forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence.
I kinda objectively ruined my life. I'm starting to turn it around some now though, and I seem to be making leaps and bounds of progress and growth all the time. My biggest barrier is my head hurting all the time causing this sort of pained expression on my face and irritability sometimes during a flare up, and I think it gives me resting pensive-depressed face, even though I'm really not, my head is hurting and I'm wincing in pain and it's hard to smile when it hurts so bad that I can't sit down without rubbing my forehead sometimes.
kek
I am very curious about your past, no sarcasm. Was the pretending to be gay an attention thing? Your motor skills issue sounds like dyspraxia. Did you get tested? -
2019-03-12 at 7:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-03-12 at 7:03 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..This sounds an awful lot like Malice:
https://www.reddit.com/r/aspergers/comments/8mcihk/did_anyone_else_have_the_potential_to_be_very/ -
2019-03-12 at 6:59 PM UTC in hey friends, im ready tro kill myself*unsubscribes*
Ignores OP.
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2019-03-12 at 6:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThis steak smelt of farts but I cooked it anyway. There must be some nutritional value still left in it. Waste not want not.
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2019-03-12 at 6:42 PM UTC in White guy getting hassled at Indian food market
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2019-03-12 at 6:25 PM UTC in White guy getting hassled at Indian food marketAll Southerners here in the UK are inhospitable, pretentious, condescending cunts.
May as well be in a different country.
