2019-03-31 at 11:02 AM UTC
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Lil Windex is Plural
I will post you some Shambo should I ever get any. Last quote I got was a little high, no pun intended.
Well I've decided due to my newfound abstinance from alcohol and drugs, that I will no longer socialise with such females. In the almost 15 years of drug fuelled sexual encounters I have been stupid not to see the obvious.
If she does drugs then she's liable to be a licentious whore of colossal proportions. Believe me I've had customers' gfs trying to coax me to come around, then when I flat out refuse the dignity card gets thrown on the table. Makes me sick to witness the unravelling of a person's character.
Her: "Oh you missed me stripping before".
Me: "Go on then show me what I'm missing"
Sends a few pics then the paranoid bf, my customer, snatches her phone and then all hell breaks loose.
Him: "WTF man you are suppose to be a m8?"
Lucky he was a sound guy but I explained the fact his gf sending his dealer pics is time to drop the bitch.
I no longer deal so I don't have to witness such travesties.
Also something else worthy of note: you are more likely to fuck a girl with less stimulants for a variety of reasons:
1. You can sustain a hard on.
No floppy flacid stim dick you have to thumb in; or strangle the base of, and furiously ram in before blood loss.
2. I've always found myself talking away the hours then sex just isn't appealing cause it's late next morning and they have to go.
3. If they are level 5 stim whores then as soon as you run out they're out the door. I've been lucky not to be in the company of many.
4. Their personalities are just full on fucked from years of stimulant abuse, rendering them incapable of meaningful lasting relationships.
I was going to say Zooks, was that crack whore not marriage material? Sounded like you were on a delusional euphoric high at the time. One of those moments when you come down or wake up the next day cringing to death at the naivete of it all.
"Like, she is such a nice girl, we have so much in common and she can snort lines loike, this big, (opens arms widely), I think she's loike, a genuine human being and we've been having a meth filled heart to heart for the past 36 hours! I think I'm going to marry her........
Loike"
Just LOVE those dicks hanging on the wall behind her.
2019-03-30 at 7:55 PM UTC
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Pen Island
Lol warfarin. They use that to kill rats, my grandad was on it.
2019-03-30 at 6:56 PM UTC
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Eating Dog
Sheer size of a cow means more meat and milk. Dog milk probably tastes like ass.
The Chinese are savages and I've always been an advocate of half their population being annihilated. Even 3 billion Chinese are not worth more than a single dog.
