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THOT Detection 101: How to peer through the veneer

  1. 2019-03-30 at 9:20 PM UTC
    #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    First off, obviously, not all women are self-serving, man-eating succubi[Citation needed]. But many are. It thus becomes necessary to develop a certain sixth sense that allows you to determine early on whether a potential dating partner is worth investing any time, effort, money, and especially emotion, on.

    This thread will serve as an open-source compendium for collating suggestions, preferably backed up by empirical scientific inquiry or solid rationale based on well-established psychological, biological (e.g. evolution), anthropological, or sociological theories.

    However, strategies and methods learned from hands on experience, or observations made of others who possess and express this valuable skillset, can be a valuable source of creative solutions to such a pervasive problem.
  2. 2019-03-30 at 9:21 PM UTC
    #2
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    When is the last time you slept?
  3. 2019-03-30 at 9:25 PM UTC
    #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Erekshun When is the last time you slept?

    Last night, for like 12 hours... Finally.

    In fact, that's precisely why I have developed this new found clarity.

    I almost spent actual cash money on a chick yesterday because I wasn't thinking straight. A more rational man would have realized sooner that she is a self-serving sociopath.
  4. 2019-03-30 at 9:52 PM UTC
    #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or maybe we should just memorize this method and call it complete:



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  5. 2019-03-30 at 11:10 PM UTC
    #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that's a dude

    abort
  6. 2019-03-30 at 11:55 PM UTC
    #6
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra that's a dude

    abort

    no, that's of these new age "lolilook like shit anyway so might as well buzz my head to assert my importance" women
  7. 2019-03-31 at 12:06 AM UTC
    #7
    Octavian motherfucker
    I was going to say Zooks, was that crack whore not marriage material? Sounded like you were on a delusional euphoric high at the time. One of those moments when you come down or wake up the next day cringing to death at the naivete of it all.

    "Like, she is such a nice girl, we have so much in common and she can snort lines loike, this big, (opens arms widely), I think she's loike, a genuine human being and we've been having a meth filled heart to heart for the past 36 hours! I think I'm going to marry her........


    Loike"
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  8. 2019-03-31 at 12:08 AM UTC
    #8
    Octavian motherfucker



    Zooks this morning...
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  9. 2019-03-31 at 12:12 AM UTC
    #9
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian I was going to say Zooks, was that crack whore not marriage material? Sounded like you were on a delusional euphoric high at the time. One of those moments when you come down or wake up the next day cringing to death at the naivete of it all.

    The crack whore from last week?

    Sadly, there have been plenty before her.

    But it's kinda cool that I'm ever-so-gradually conquering the learning curve, and weeding them out quicker and quicker.

    One day I will be able to impart upon this thread the wisdom accumulated from the fallout of dozens of catastrophic romances.
  10. 2019-03-31 at 12:20 AM UTC
    #10
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    my mom told me I always end up with young single mothers with emotional problems so I bent her over and fucked the shit out of her while Sigmund Freud sat there masturbating and doing coke. Eventually his mother joined in too.
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  11. 2019-03-31 at 12:33 AM UTC
    #11
    Octavian motherfucker
    Well I've decided due to my newfound abstinance from alcohol and drugs, that I will no longer socialise with such females. In the almost 15 years of drug fuelled sexual encounters I have been stupid not to see the obvious.

    If she does drugs then she's liable to be a licentious whore of colossal proportions. Believe me I've had customers' gfs trying to coax me to come around, then when I flat out refuse the dignity card gets thrown on the table. Makes me sick to witness the unravelling of a person's character.

    Her: "Oh you missed me stripping before".



    Me: "Go on then show me what I'm missing"

    Sends a few pics then the paranoid bf, my customer, snatches her phone and then all hell breaks loose.

    Him: "WTF man you are suppose to be a m8?"

    Lucky he was a sound guy but I explained the fact his gf sending his dealer pics is time to drop the bitch.

    I no longer deal so I don't have to witness such travesties.

    Also something else worthy of note: you are more likely to fuck a girl with less stimulants for a variety of reasons:

    1. You can sustain a hard on.
    No floppy flacid stim dick you have to thumb in; or strangle the base of, and furiously ram in before blood loss.

    2. I've always found myself talking away the hours then sex just isn't appealing cause it's late next morning and they have to go.

    3. If they are level 5 stim whores then as soon as you run out they're out the door. I've been lucky not to be in the company of many.

    4. Their personalities are just full on fucked from years of stimulant abuse, rendering them incapable of meaningful lasting relationships.
  12. 2019-03-31 at 12:41 AM UTC
    #12
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I miss having sex on cocaine so much you don't even know. My brain reacts to opiates well though. I haven't done cocaine for almost 27 months and it's killing me. I miss the fake, vapid conversations with strangers you pretend you trust. I miss girls stroking your ego and penis because you are who you are and they are who they are. I miss fighting with my girlfriend for hours while the same playlist plays in the background, smoking 200 cigarettes then having angry makeup sex and doing celebratory lines of coke and realizing you still hate each other.
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  13. 2019-03-31 at 12:50 AM UTC
    #13
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo while the same playlist plays in the background, smoking 200 cigarettes



    I can relate to this.

    My neighbor's bedroom is adjacent to my livingroom wall so I can only imagine what conversations she has heard. I can literally feel the cringe penetrating my soul.

    Also my apartment is a hot bed for cocaine fuelled talk about child abuse and noncing. In my paranoid, twisted hypersensitive state you will find me crouching up and down the room with a finger on my lips; hushing and trying to get everyone to shut the fuck up. Or at least maybe change the subject.
  14. 2019-04-15 at 6:14 PM UTC
    #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i use thots for my advantage hehehehehehe
  15. 2019-04-15 at 8:34 PM UTC
    #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Are you writing your doctoral thesis on thots?
  16. 2019-04-15 at 8:40 PM UTC
    #16
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sophie Are you writing your doctoral thesis on thots?

    I can envision the title now:

    "Trots with THOTs: Thoughts on THOTs from a Thoughtless THOT Addict."
  17. 2019-04-15 at 8:43 PM UTC
    #17
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by gadzooks I can envision the title now:

    "Trots with THOTs: Thoughts on THOTs from a Thoughtless THOT Addict."

    "Over the last decade it has become clear that thots are not simply the figment of incels* imagination.[1]"

    * Involuntary celibate
    [1] Some guy et al.
  18. 2019-04-15 at 8:51 PM UTC
    #18
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sophie "Over the last decade it has become clear that thots are not simply the figment of incels* imagination.[1]"

    * Involuntary celibate
    [1] Some guy et al.

    Acually, their main website, https://incels.co/ (first it was incels.me, then incels.is, but only after r/incels was banned from Reddit), would be a valuable source of anecdotal and qualitative data.

    I know a fair a bit about their subculture because it fascinates me anthropologically/psychologically... I kinda straddle the boundaries of self-identification as one, but if I did self-identify as one, they would mostly ostracize me anyway as a "fakecell", because I have too much sexual experience.

    Also, I would probably be called a "cuck" with much regularity for having at least moderate pro-Feminism leanings (depending on the particular issue, and so on).
  19. 2019-04-15 at 8:55 PM UTC
    #19
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    But some of the vitriolic hatred many of them harbor for all women, the dehumanizing talk (like calling them "it", "femoids", or even "fesnails" or "femorrhoids" - not gonna lie though, some of their terms are mildly entertaining), extremely sadistic violent fantasies played out over and over every day among them, etc... It can be a bit much to take on a daily basis, especially when you see anyone try to steer things ever so slightly in a more respectful direction and it's all like...

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  20. 2019-04-15 at 8:59 PM UTC
    #20
    Octavian motherfucker
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    !Femorrhoids!
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