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Posts by Octavian

  1. Octavian motherfucker
    You're setting yourself up for continual disappointment. She was probably riding the next available beta's dick whilst you sat on the river bank with your fishing rod feeling sorry for yourself.
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    I'm pretty pissed he's been a no show, even more so cause it's over some dumb bitch.
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Yeah like NOT tonguing ass Dazza.
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  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Yes, you're absolutely right. I was more focused on doing extroverted activities with her than just showing how perverted I am. I guess I wanted to express how comfortable I am being with her and to make memories with, for which is quintessential for a healthy relationship. My favorite memory is we would always go out fishing after she finished working and would have a mini picnic by the lake until the sun sets.

    Fishing? FISHING!!!!?


    I have never known a single girl to enjoy fishing, no wonder she dumped your faggot ass.

    Jesus Christ
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Remember Dazza, don't deprive that booty!
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    I start boxing at the end of next month. I want it mostly for discipline and just the general skills to put someone on their ass.
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by gadzooks I actually ran into him at a house party a year later.

    He had two hot chicks sitting beside him on the couch as he bragged about dominating me and my friends that night.

    I pretty much lost any and all faith in karma that night.

    I actually feel angry for you m8. Some piece of shit tried doing me in at a quiet sit off not so long ago. All night he was being a dick, bragging about how much he can't wait to go back jail. His brother was there who I'm OK with but it didn't stop his brother attacking me with dusters. My pride took a knocking but what was the point fighting back. Even if I somehow got the better of him I was at risk of being stabbed or worse.

    šŸ˜‚ I actually thought about getting a gun and fucking blasting him but the piece of shit is not worth doing time over. I'm not a believer of karma but the scales will balance themselves one way or another, as with your problematic wanker.
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Candy where was the gif taken?

    You so pretty.
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CandyRein I miss TamBams Cooking thread

    D had a pretty woman .. she was a big girl but her boobs were nice she dressed well..hair stayed pretty and the bish could cook…

    I used to post some meals in her cooking thread from time to time and she always said I had great presentation.. presentation is important

    Iā€™m just thinking out loud here

    *tokes*

    We'll start our own Candy. I would like to start cooking some gourmet dishes. We can piss Sudo off and "lower the mean quality of this forum".
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Let's just pray he gets testicular cancer and dies of Lou Gehrig's disease.
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    I think all women want it in the ass.
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Dazza wish he could tongue some great ass but settles for Captain Crunch.

    Honestly I'm not into tonguing girls' asses anymore. I'm not really into anal either. I'm sure you get some squirrel's shit on your bell end from time to time.
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by inert_observer looks like shit tbh

    Eat shit and die.
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    What a victim, he shot a kid.
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    About a week or two after I stop smoking weed I would have strange dreams.

    Tramadol also gives me lucid dreams but really good ones.
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Someone give Larry a medal. If I was pounding that I would feel a million dollars, every day come rain or shine.
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo you just made the mean quality of this website plummet by unironically posting a picture of your food, which was literally a ham sandwich

    That's mean Sir, it tasted so good too.
  19. Octavian motherfucker


    Cheese, honey ham, tomato, lettuce, mayo & a sprinkle of pepper.

    Yeaaauuuuhhh
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Tell me?
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