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  1. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🐿 It's cause you didnt give her booty attention Darrell.

    Yes, you're absolutely right. I was more focused on doing extroverted activities with her than just showing how perverted I am. I guess I wanted to express how comfortable I am being with her and to make memories with, for which is quintessential for a healthy relationship. My favorite memory is we would always go out fishing after she finished working and would have a mini picnic by the lake until the sun sets.
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Yes, you're absolutely right. I was more focused on doing extroverted activities with her than just showing how perverted I am. I guess I wanted to express how comfortable I am being with her and to make memories with, for which is quintessential for a healthy relationship. My favorite memory is we would always go out fishing after she finished working and would have a mini picnic by the lake until the sun sets.

    Fishing? FISHING!!!!?


    I have never known a single girl to enjoy fishing, no wonder she dumped your faggot ass.

    Jesus Christ
  3. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    She wanted to go fishing, so I agreed. It was actually pretty nice. I never knew how to fish, she was the one who actually taught me. I mastered of how to tie a fisherman's knot and which power bait is useful to haul the big one. That's what she said.

    She was a pretty awesome girlfriend. My best one thus far. I feel bad for the next girl who comes into my life. She has a lot to do just to impress me. I definitely wouldn't settle for less because I know for damn sure I can do better. No more desperate measures. I want a girlfriend better than my ex. Then I'll be satisfied. So far, I'm not even close to being impressed from thots spreading their legs for insertion. They should be ashamed of themselves smh.
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  4. Octavian motherfucker
    You're setting yourself up for continual disappointment. She was probably riding the next available beta's dick whilst you sat on the river bank with your fishing rod feeling sorry for yourself.
  5. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I hope she rides it good then because all I ever wanted was for her to happy, even if it isn't with me.
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I hope she rides it good then because all I ever wanted was for her to happy, even if it isn't with me.

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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This past page of posts has been depressing as fuck.
  8. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Yeah tell me about it. These people don't know that evol is love spelled backwards.
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  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Evol is love spelt backwards, like that has some important meaning of sorts.
  10. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Watch De'quan.

    Hey Squirrel girl,

    How does it feel when I get face deep in your ass?

    Lol well she's mad at me now so she might not be answering
  11. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Dude you went too strong. Smooth it down a bit. The cookie isn’t going nowhere kid.
  12. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
  13. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Watch De'quan.

    Hey Squirrel girl,

    How does it feel when I get face deep in your ass?

    🤤


    Makes me end up looking like my avatar.
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    What's that?
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Oh your avatar, ha!
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  16. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    She's being shy right now
  17. lantiqua87 Houston [my imperatively healing tajikistan]
    TRIMMING MY TOENALEZ SMOKIN BLUNTS

    U FEEL ME
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  18. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Going to bed, i think i’m ready to start the worst day of the week. Hopefully I will feel the same way when I wake up..
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Reading tall tales in the forums
    About to roll one last spliff of the night and chillax...❤️🙃
  20. Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Evol is love spelt backwards, like that has some important meaning of sorts.

    Live is Evil
    Devil is Lived (Like he once had life and the top Angel under our creator but fell)


    Dog is also G-d

    All Gentiles were dogs under the table of christ. "For it is better to receive scraps than nothing at all"


    Be a server in Heaven and not a Master in Hell
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