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Posts by Octavian

  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Everyone knows OP works in a call centre and has no money, so has resorted to calling me a pedo out of sheer jealousy, so I suggest one of these.


    Lol, you a pedo
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Holy shit just realised I have Arm and Hammer toothpaste.

    Thanks
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ /embarrassed and sad emoji goes here



    All is forgiven.
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Also converse are fucking gay, get some better shoes, mate.



    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Hydrogen peroxide


    Said the non gay with that in his cupboard.

    Bro I don't have any of that shit. Baking soda? I don't smoke crack. Last time I used that was for pan cakes.
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ The one that kills you the first time you use it. What a faggot question. What blah blah blah should I buy? Who gives a shit? Check the internet I heard they have reviews on phones these days.

    HEAVY WINK

    No one cares about you stfu.

    Next?
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by GGG the fuck is a mango cart tho

    Mango flavoured weed oil.
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Right so what tablet do I buy, you useless cunts haven't been much help.
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Just remembered I forgot to shave my pubes.

    FUCK!
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    What can I use to wash my white converse. Ran out of washing powder and only get paid tomoz.

    Dumb white male problems.
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country iPad Air 10" probably.

    Yeah looool apple teh sucs, but most people enjoy using them.

    What tablet do you use to watch your CP on?
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    *tablet


    I haven't a fucking clue. Tbh I'll only need it when travelling or showing pics to my tattoo artist. Or when I have a girl around I can leave it on the coffee table with some stock/ share graphs so I look sophisticated.
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Is Lanny black?
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Yeah you should be dead in some ditch, all mangled and tortured.
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ I am important.

    No.
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Not liking sports in school would automatically relegate you to "tweener" rank.
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Damn I hope I get to have sex with a Candy rain type one day.

    Drooling at the thought of sucking dem bangers as she twirks her ass on mah dick.
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't use PM's. Anything anyone has to say to me, or discuss with me, they can do it on the BBS.

    What's that?
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ I agree. I'm cognitavay dissonant with sports. Its obviously cringey to just go to a baseball game and really care about it but its also fun if you WANT IT TO BE. Its scary sad kinda. The point is to have a reason to care about something I think that's why people do it?

    Baseball announcers for example. They commentate every ficking game ever. Like around here we are Minnesots Twins fans or whatever. And the two guys commentating on them live have been doing it for 30 years. 30 years of explaining why a pitch was "outside the box" 30 years of saying "that was a well placed 4-seamer" 30 years of explaining a guy's batting average every time he comes to the plate. It's all fuckinf so basic but, BUT, American past time. Meanwhile people make fun of us for liking baseball when rheyd rather watch a 0-0 soccer game because it's a MAJESTIC CHESS MATCH.

    I could never get into most sports. People get into this serious trance when they talk with fellow sports enthusiasts it's quiet amusing to watch.

    Whenever someone tried talking sports with me I'd always feel embarrassed cause I was never into it. Then again I love boxing so it doesn't matter about a bunch of wankers chasing some inflated piece of dried out dermis across a field.
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hydrogen hydrate.

    Why did you ignore my PM?

    You don't scare me, Sir.
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Lies, they're fucking HUGE like that sexy ass of hers.
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