GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
We lost most of their thick body hair when we evolved to walk upright, which is more energy efficient than walking on four limbs. This meant that we could chase down our prey with endurance running. The loss of body hair was essential to this as it allowed us to sweat and cool in a way that furred animals cannot. Most mammals sweat through their feet and do the rest of their temperature regulation through breathing. Like dogs, for example.
This left only a few spots on the body where body hair was even useful. On the head it helps to protect from sun damage and rain. Our eyebrows keep the sweat from our eyes. Ass hair keeps your ass cheeks from chafing and getting infected. Armpit hair helps dissipate sweat and keep your armpit cool and clean. Body hair on men varies so widely because it doesn't really have a purpose and evolved on pure unbridled sexual preference.
But the pubes... what do the pubes do? Humans don't have sex enough for chafing to be a serious survival concern. We don't sweat a whole lot and it isn't all cramped up and humid like the armpit is where bacteria like to harbor. I've heard some people say pubic hair exists to protect our genitals, but from what? Maybe stops bugs from trying to dig up inside a vagina? Idk, but it doesn't seem like it protects against much. Other people think it's to keep the area warm, but pubic hair seems to be the same across all races? Wouldn't those in hotter climates have at least LESS pubic hair?
I'm just really concerned about pubic hair. Why does it exist?
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2019-06-27 at 8:02 PM UTC
Smell I expect,,,Animals of which we are like to sniff assholes and genitalia, the hairy bits help hold that musty goodness.
2019-06-27 at 8:04 PM UTC
We all are still generally hairy. It's not an evolutionary thing I think we were all hairy to begin with. Pubes or otherwise. But sure pubes tend to BUSH UP. Like armpit hair. Kinda. My armpit hair game is weak. Little tufts. Not manly at all. But my pubes go hard. I guess I don't know.
2019-06-27 at 8:05 PM UTC
Stank
We release chemicals that make the opposite sex wanna fuck us
2019-06-27 at 8:05 PM UTC
Fucking PUBES. haha
My bff Jake got a PUBE in 4th grade he showed me in the bathroom and I was like what the heck is that and hes like I dont know.
2019-06-27 at 8:07 PM UTC
Just remembered I forgot to shave my pubes.
FUCK!
2019-06-27 at 8:07 PM UTC
I don’t think evolution accounted for clothes/underwear.
2019-06-27 at 8:08 PM UTC
And I think we all know what it means when a man feels the need to shave his pubes.
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2019-06-27 at 8:13 PM UTC
In the darkness of the community cave
Grog knew to crawl for the fishy smell and away from the blue cheese smell..
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2019-06-27 at 8:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by GGG
Nobody even mentioned clothes/underwear. You just want to think about naked people, admit it.
You know what. You’re right. I can’t stand the fucking thought of fully clothed people. All day I dream about pubes.
Adidap.
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2019-06-27 at 8:16 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
the fuck is a mango cart tho
