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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny "the first person i thinks of when i wakes up is warriat the nonce".



    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood People like candyrein talk about stalking but this nigga has had a man crush on wariat for over a year now and probably thinks about him every day.

    2 butt hurt posts from 2 faggot losers I have hurt in the past 2 days.

    Muh tears, muh salties.
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    I would smoke crack, meth, heroin but I think Cocaine is moorish enough. I'm too beautiful for the other 3. My skin has already aged faster in 2 years than it has in my 13 years of snorting that shit.
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m glad I only know the high of weed..

    I’d rather be a weed head for life than tell one crack cocaine tale

    I've never smoked crack so I wouldn't know.
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I like the part where you just mention me for no reason.

    I like the part were you double posted.

    Fear annouced.
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Why are they so irritable without weed, what causes that? I mean I was a massive dick when I smoked it full time in my teens and ran out, so this should be a rhetorical question.

    Just hearing my neighbors arguing, just as I would say would happen in a previous thread.

    Her: "I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY LEFT! I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT ANY TOILET ROLL (Yes, she said that), I WAS SUPPOSE TO BUY A MOTHER'S DAY CARD.YOU'RE NOT RINGING FOR A 10 BAG!".

    God they are so pathetic, all unemployed stoners seem to share inherent traits it's almost textbook. Take the magical herb away from them and give it a day or two they will go insane. It's no different from any other drug habit. I like Candy 'n all but I think even she would go mad without. The way I see it is no different from drinking everyday, it's still A HABIT. Scron can't even go a job interview cause he's a fucking loser despite spewing a load of bull shit stories that make my soul CRINGE. Lucy needs to kick his broke dumbass out.

    I'm glad it was a phase. OK, so I had it every blue moon but still I wasn't some angry retard that smokes it habitually. At least with Cocaine I had amazing sex, met loads of different personalities/ customers/ girls. I couldn't have imagined doing that shit daily though fuck that.



  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson buy Bisto instant gravy granules. Hard to find in the US and relativity expensive when you do ($5-6). In England it's like a $1…when I go home I always bring about 8 of em back, I'm down to 1/2 a container so I'll have to go home to England again soon (assuming the travel ban will be lifted)


    What I'm using now. They should start a mint flavoured one.
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's to appear "different"…a sure sign of neediness.

    No but I'm going to call her out on the self loathing. She does that to shield herself from trolls it's so obvious. As if she isn't impervious to criticism. She fucking loves herself the ugly ginger cunt.
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is the female hot? when she storms out invite her in for some mash.

    No she looks like one of those cunts from fraggle rock.
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    I can hear them kicking off at each other.

    Hopefully a domestic is brew'th.
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Just going to make some gravy, dump a load 'ah mint sauce in there and stir that shizz. Got some pork all sliced up ready.

    Huh-huh.
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    I have no butter.


    FUCK!
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    How long should I boil potatoes.

    I seldom do and cba googling.
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Pools will most likely close due to it being a form of mass gathering.
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    I hate that blue lipstick she wears, what the actual fuck.

    Cyanide lips.
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood We joke about toilet paper hoarders filling their spare rooms with two-ply, but it’s a symptom of a bigger problem – we’re addicted to consumerism, and even the idea of not being able to buy whatever we want, whenever we want is enough to make us lose our bloody minds.

    Civilisation has been built on scarcity but the idea is so foreign to first-world modern life we don’t even know where to start. With all the world’s technology and knowledge at our fingertips, we’re planning to survive for months on pasta and toilet paper. People are panic-buying flour with no real idea what they’re going to do with it.

    The supply chains that put food on our family tables are negotiated in multinational boardrooms, and they are more fragile than we might realise

    My late grandmother lived through poverty, wars and military occupation – if you had asked her how to prepare for hard times, she’d grab a spade and start digging a vegetable garden.

    If things really get bad, the garden growers will be better prepared for the future than the bunker stockers.

    If you planted the likes of spinach, Asian greens, snow peas or cabbages this weekend you’d be knee deep in homegrown fresh produce within a month or two, and it could last you all through winter.

    Even if you don’t have a green thumb – or any actual space for a garden – it’s absurd that we are right now walking straight past overflowing baskets of fresh produce so that if the shops close we can live off cans of tuna.

    Make sauerkraut from all the cabbages that are in season right now. Get a few heads of cauliflower and fill a dozen jars with piccalilli. Stock your pantry with pickles and ferments.

    Tl;dr
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Wariat Ok guys guys… I ran some stairs just now practiced getting lower on my splits and practiced some hand stands than got some guiness (two thus fsr) so the day drinking and homeworld marsthon can begin soon. am tsking a bath so to speak.

    No you haven't. You have been straight drinking since this morning you fucking retard. Half your posts aren't even legible.

    Kill yourself.
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Exwife #1 used to make soap…lye is extremely caustic/toxic.

    When you add water.
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Drinking Strongbow and shit posting.

    We should all be fucking nigger whores.
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by blaster master Remember boomers, now is time to go with dignity and grace.

  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I wouldn't be so dumb to keep that kind of money in a low yield bank.

    Have that shit invested in bonds amirite.
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