I am ready for some day drinking

1. 2020-03-16 at 3:49 PM UTC

   #21
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian I have no butter.
   
   
   FUCK!

   
   I was joking about the 1lb...you don't use that much....2lb is more realistic.
   
   You have cheese? grate that up and put it in in absence of butter.
2. 2020-03-16 at 3:49 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Just going to make some gravy, dump a load 'ah mint sauce in there and stir that shizz. Got some pork all sliced up ready.
   
   Huh-huh.
3. 2020-03-16 at 3:50 PM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Octavian I have no butter.
   
   
   FUCK!

   
   Ask your neighbor
4. 2020-03-16 at 3:50 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I can hear them kicking off at each other.
   
   Hopefully a domestic is brew'th.
5. 2020-03-16 at 3:52 PM UTC

   #25
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Is the female hot? when she storms out invite her in for some mash.
6. 2020-03-16 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I wish I could have a threesome with mash and squirrel
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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7. 2020-03-16 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is the female hot? when she storms out invite her in for some mash.

   
   No she looks like one of those cunts from fraggle rock.
8. 2020-03-16 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #28
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   how do you even make gravy.
9. 2020-03-16 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #29
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   everything i make i buy already cooked or premade im curious to learn though.
10. 2020-03-16 at 3:55 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is the female hot?

    
    By whose standards?
11. 2020-03-16 at 3:55 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Wariat how do you even make gravy.

    
    Turn your oven onto the highest setting.
    
    Climb inside of it.
    
    Stay.
12. 2020-03-16 at 3:58 PM UTC

    #32
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country By whose standards?

    
    In this instance Oct's as he's the one that will be slopping his gravy on it.
13. 2020-03-16 at 4:02 PM UTC

    #33
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat how do you even make gravy.

    
    buy Bisto instant gravy granules. Hard to find in the US and relativity expensive when you do ($5-6). In England it's like a $1...when I go home I always bring about 8 of em back, I'm down to 1/2 a container so I'll have to go home to England again soon (assuming the travel ban will be lifted)
    
    
14. 2020-03-16 at 4:13 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson buy Bisto instant gravy granules. Hard to find in the US and relativity expensive when you do ($5-6). In England it's like a $1…when I go home I always bring about 8 of em back, I'm down to 1/2 a container so I'll have to go home to England again soon (assuming the travel ban will be lifted)
    
    

    
    What I'm using now. They should start a mint flavoured one.
15. 2020-03-16 at 4:17 PM UTC

    #35
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Don't know why they don't sell them here or something similar. Here you have to use that packet shit, and bring it to the boil and fuck around with it in a saucepan.
    
    The Bisto you just put however much you need in a cup, boil the kettle and add water till it's the consistency you like.
16. 2020-03-16 at 4:25 PM UTC

    #36
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You're all degenerates
17. 2020-03-16 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #37
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You're all degenerates

    
    Obviously a hate filled lumpy gravy lover.
18. 2020-03-16 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #38
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't get it
19. 2020-03-16 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #39
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You're all degenerates

    
    Sorry to hear about Sophie Trudeau🌹
20. 2020-03-16 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #40
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't get it

    
    It'll be fine regardless